Whitebeard was a little horrified by the Shiba Inu Thor’s sense of taste.
After all, a Devil Fruit isn’t shit, so why was the Shiba Inu Thor eating it with such obvious enjoyment? Even to the point of seeming intoxicated?
Could it be that the taste of a Devil Fruit isn’t just as disgusting as shit, but is actually identical to shit?
Horrifying!
No, it was terrifying!
He was sure he had never felt such fear in his entire life.
If a Devil Fruit truly tasted the same as shit, then when he ate one back then, wasn’t he just like eating…
His face turned ashen. He shouldn’t have let his mind make all these connections.
The Ordinary Group Owner: “@Glory of the Northern God, its taste couldn’t really be a bit like that stuff, could it?”
Glory of the Northern God: “???”
Glory of the Northern God: “I just simply thought it was delicious.”
Glory of the Northern God: “And besides, I’ve never eaten shit!!!”
Glory of the Northern God: “Shiba Inu rage!”
Glory of the Northern God: “I am the mighty Thor, God of Thunder, son of the Norse God-King Odin Hong Qigong, how could I ever eat shit!”
The Shiba Inu Thor was furious. This was an insult to him, Thor the God of Thunder!
Invincible East: “After all, you are a dog.”
The Ordinary Group Owner: “Being a dog, it should have that kind of hobby.”
Boil Daigo Into Soup: “A dog can’t change its habit of eating shit.”
The Lighthouse Tycoon: “Even if you haven’t eaten it, based on your species, the taste of that Devil Fruit is undoubtedly something exactly like shit.”
Glory of the Northern God: “This is prejudice against dogs!”
Who said every dog likes to eat shit?!
He didn’t like it!
Wait, he’d never even eaten it!
Hmm?
Actually, saying it like that seems a bit off too. If he’s never tried it, he can’t really deny it.
A look of confusion appeared in the Shiba Inu Thor’s eyes. It seemed he couldn’t refute it.
Child of Nature: “So, why has this term appeared in the conversation.”
Don’t you all find it disgusting.
Child of Nature: “@The Ordinary Group Owner, so are you still going to eat it?”
The Ordinary Group Owner: “I…”
Su Yunqing’s face showed hesitation. She shouldn’t have let the topic shift here.
Clearly, she was going to eat a Devil Fruit, so why were they making it sound like she was actually going to eat shit!!!
As for eating it or not… it was a Devil Fruit! A Mythical Zoan Angel-type Devil Fruit…
If she didn’t eat it, she would definitely regret it!
As for the taste or whether it tasted like shit, it was clearly just like stinky tofu and river snail rice noodles.
The Ordinary Group Owner: “Eat it!”
The Ordinary Group Owner: “I’ve eaten river snail rice noodles, stinky tofu, and durian, so many things. What’s a mere Devil Fruit!”
The Ordinary Group Owner: “And I firmly believe its taste is not like that stuff, it’s just that Thor has never tried river snail rice noodles or stinky tofu.”
The Ordinary Group Owner: “Maybe Devil Fruits are just the durians of the One Piece world!”
The Lighthouse Tycoon: “…”
The Lighthouse Tycoon: “You really can convince yourself.”
The Lighthouse Tycoon: “Wait.”
The Lighthouse Tycoon: “If this Shiba Inu likes eating it, doesn’t that mean what I drew is the most useless one?”
The Lighthouse Tycoon: “Damn it!”
Glory of the Northern God: “Shiba Inu stare.jpg”
Glory of the Northern God: “Do you want some?”
Glory of the Northern God: “I can share a piece with you.”
Glory of the Northern God: “Shiba Inu smirk.jpg”
The Lighthouse Tycoon: “Are you mocking me? You definitely are mocking me, right?”
The Lighthouse Tycoon: “If it wasn’t for that last picture, I almost would have thought you simply wanted to share a piece with me!”
The Lighthouse Tycoon: “Fuck!”
Boil Daigo Into Soup: “On the surface, it’s a quarrel between the unlucky and the lucky, but it’s actually a quarrel between two unlucky people.”
Boil Daigo Into Soup: “Compared to the items the rest of us drew, yours are actually somewhat acceptable.”
Boil Daigo Into Soup: “Of course, Thor’s bitten Devil Fruit is an exception. Species differences aside, I think what I drew is still a bit better than his.”
Postnatal Care of Sows might be a skill, even one that could make him rich.
But if he could, he really didn’t want to have drawn this ability.
Because the skill merged perfectly, his brain was now filled with information related to sows. He even dreamed about performing postnatal care on sows sometimes.
It almost made him not want to dream anymore!
Be My Son: “How can mere pain compare to the suffering this old man has endured!”
Ace and the others actually leaked the matter of his giant doll, and were even posting marriage ads for him across the sea!
Just thinking about it made Whitebeard’s blood boil.
If they weren’t his sons, he would definitely smash holes in their heads.
Even so, he still gave everyone involved a fierce beating!
Uchiha Madara didn’t say anything, but thinking about that steel pipe still stored in the chat group space made him want to use his Susanoo and slice the chat group with a single strike!
Invincible East: “Just how bad were your draws…”
The Ordinary Group Owner: “In the entire chat group, besides Meow Meow, Namikaze Minato, and Bai Xuan, everyone else is completely unlucky.”
The Ordinary Group Owner: “Especially Bai Xuan, he’s practically the king of luck among the lucky!”
The Ordinary Group Owner: “His first draw was Uchiha Obito’s template. Although he didn’t get any ninjutsu or the like, he got the Uchiha bloodline and the Mangekyō Sharingan! And it’s the space-attribute Kamui!”
Child of Nature: “After the Mangekyō Sharingan merged, its ability changed.”
Child of Nature: “After all, it’s the eye that reflects the heart.”
The Ordinary Group Owner: “What did it become?”
Child of Nature: “This…”
Child of Nature: “To prevent triggering your envy and jealousy, just think of it as Kamui.”
The Oracle’s ability was too strong, especially when paired with Oracle: Reversal.
It was terrifyingly invincible.
The Ordinary Group Owner: “You might as well have said nothing.”
The Ordinary Group Owner: “Doesn’t this just mean it birthed an ability even stronger than Kamui!”
The Ordinary Group Owner: “I seriously suspect you’re a plant hired by the chat group.”
The Ordinary Group Owner: “But clearly, I’m the group owner. Even if there were a plant, it should be me!”
The Ordinary Group Owner: “Damn it!”
Boil Daigo Into Soup: “Hahahaha.”
Boil Daigo Into Soup: “Holding back laughter.jpg”
Boil Daigo Into Soup: “Sorry, I’ve had professional training. Normally, I absolutely wouldn’t laugh.”
Boil Daigo Into Soup: “This time I really couldn’t hold it in.”
Led by Daigu’s words, the others couldn’t help but burst out laughing too.
Although the group owner’s situation sounded very pitiful, and indeed it was, maybe because they’d been hearing about it for so long, they now felt nothing but amusement, without a trace of pity.
