Ordinary Group Owner: “Or, after the chat group opens new features, you might want to spend your points on other things.”
Lighthouse Tycoon: “I understand all the logic, but why are you only telling us this now? We’ve been in the group for two weeks already!”
Invincible East: “It’s been half a month where I am.”
Northern God’s Glory: “Woof woof woof???”
Northern God’s Glory: “Why has it been a month for me?”
Lighthouse Tycoon: “So the flow of time really is different across worlds. But you, dog, are honestly kind of pathetic. East joined the group before us, and yet your time is even longer than hers.”
Lighthouse Tycoon: “Ah well, you’re that Shiba who slept for ages anyway. Sleeping a bit more won’t hurt.”
Lighthouse Tycoon: “Right now, the most important thing is still @Ordinary Group Owner. Why did you only just tell me about the lottery? I thought this group was only for chatting and sending red envelopes before!”
Ordinary Group Owner: “Hehehe, I forgot. Acting cute.jpg“
Lighthouse Tycoon: “…”
Lighthouse Tycoon: “Then @everyone, the group owner forgot, but none of you bothered to remind me either?”
The Worst Evil Spirit: “Forgot.”
Boil Daigo into Soup: “My brain didn’t want to remember.”
Uchiha Dance King: “That feature serves no purpose other than messing with your mindset.”
Be My Son: “Agreed.”
Just Like This, Meow: “I drew something useless, meow.”
Golden Flash: “What I drew was okay, but I honestly forgot.”
Child of Nature: “I thought someone would have told you while I was away, and that you just didn’t mention it because what you drew wasn’t good.”
Invincible East: “The lottery… can you really not get anything good from it?”
Lighthouse Tycoon: “Now I’m kind of curious about what you all drew.”
Lighthouse Tycoon: “Can you give some details?”
Ordinary Group Owner: “No.”
The Worst Evil Spirit: “Declined.”
Uchiha Dance King: “Do you want to dance too?”
Be My Son: “Want to feel what it’s like to be hit by the Tremor-Tremor Fruit?”
Boil Daigo into Soup: “Do you think Tiga’s beams can burn someone to death?”
The direct threats from these last three heavy hitters made Tony’s curiosity skyrocket, but he temporarily set aside his desire to pry.
Over the past few days, he had gone through every single memory instance.
And man, what kind of worlds were these?! Every single one of them was just completely unreasonable.
In the Naruto world, Madara Uchiha fighting ten thousand soldiers alone was one thing, but summoning meteorites? And bringing the dead back to life?!
And those Devil Fruits from the One Piece world – what the hell were those?!
He had previously tried to trade with the group owner using his wealth because he thought gold would be valuable in any world – its composition guaranteed its worth.
But the Gold-Gold Fruit? You can’t create gold out of thin air, but you can turn objects into gold?
What kind of logic was that?!
And artificial Devil Fruits? You can actually manufacture Devil Fruits?!
Does it have to be this intense?!
The world of Pokémon, with creatures that can understand human speech and possess powerful abilities – that one was okay. Tony felt he could accept that. He even had the thought of buying one.
What he absolutely couldn’t accept was Daigo’s world with Ultraman.
Sure, he can only stay transformed for three minutes, but that power could totally destroy an entire city, right?
With a few transformations, he could destroy a whole country.
Oh, and that dog’s world? He completely excluded that one. He doesn’t watch gag anime.
Lighthouse Tycoon: “Looks like what you guys drew really was lousy. You’re even embarrassed by it.”
Lighthouse Tycoon: “I can understand, though. Seeing how pathetic you were in the memory instances, you just have bad luck.”
Lighthouse Tycoon: “Let me, Tony Stark, show you what real luck looks like.”
After he said that, a long time passed. Tony’s voice was nowhere to be heard.
Northern God’s Glory: “Woof?”
Invincible East: “Hello? Where’d you go?”
Ordinary Group Owner: “Even if the draw was bad, come out and show us.”
Boil Daigo into Soup: “Fingers crossed for a sow.”
Uchiha Dance King: “…”
Lighthouse Tycoon: “Ahem. I think there’s something wrong with this lottery.”
Lighthouse Tycoon: “How about next time?”
Lighthouse Tycoon: “What I drew isn’t exactly bad. It even has some value. But it’s kind of…”
Ordinary Group Owner: “Kind of what?”
Ordinary Group Owner: “Is it something embarrassing?”
Ordinary Group Owner: “Anticipating.jpg“
Lighthouse Tycoon: “Image.jpg“
[Super Soldier Serum (Failed)]
[Description: A failed Super Soldier Serum. While it has lost all effects of enhancing physical ability, it has perfectly retained the property of causing intense physical pain.]
[Note: Surviving this won’t give you great power, but your willpower will certainly be extraordinary.]
Ordinary Group Owner: “What kind of garbage is this? Only an idiot would drink that.”
Ordinary Group Owner: “It only keeps the pain, without any of the effects.”
Ordinary Group Owner: “It’s like a Devil Fruit that only keeps the taste but gives you no power.”
Child of Nature: “That’s a perfect description.”
Lighthouse Tycoon: “I wonder which organization developed this. Did Hydra make it?”
Lighthouse Tycoon: “Who would eat something like this?”
Lighthouse Tycoon: “@Northern God’s Glory, you make a draw. Let me see yours.”
Lighthouse Tycoon: “I need some consolation.”
Northern God’s Glory: “Beg me.”
Lighthouse Tycoon: “I beg you.”
Ordinary Group Owner: “Wow, not a moment of hesitation.”
Ordinary Group Owner: “You really have no shame left when you’re desperate for comfort.”
Ordinary Group Owner: “If Thor actually drew something good, you…” I take it back.
Just as Su Yunqing was typing his message, Thor posted what he had drawn. Su Yunqing quietly deleted his own words.
No “if.”
Northern God’s Glory: “A devil fruit with one bite taken out of it.jpg“
Child of Nature: “In a way, this is exactly a Devil Fruit that keeps the taste but gives no abilities.”
Child of Nature: “Are you a jinx, Group Owner?”
Lighthouse Tycoon: “Thank you, Group Owner. Your jinx brought me a kind of joy.”
Ordinary Group Owner: “Why you—”
Northern God’s Glory: “Shiba being blissful.jpg“
Northern God’s Glory: “Shiba getting excited.jpg“
Northern God’s Glory: “This thing tastes really good! It’s a bit strange – not just one flavor – but it’s seriously delicious!”
Be My Son: “???”
Be My Son: “You actually think a Devil Fruit tastes good?”
Be My Son: “Even though Devil Fruits are described as tasting like crap, that doesn’t mean they literally taste like crap. It’s just a way of saying they’re disgusting. Even for a dog… you shouldn’t actually like it, right?”
