“So what do you want me to do?”
Xiayue had An Xiaoyu on one arm and Lin Xuening on the other, with Leng Xiyu sitting across from her. If she were a guy, people might think she was some rich young master keeping two girls while pressuring another one.
“I… can I borrow your brother for a bit?”
“Huh? Borrow my brother?”
Xiayue blinked, stunned.
Wasn’t that girl into girls? What would she borrow her brother for? To have her idiot big brother crossdress and seduce her?
Hmm… with her idiot big brother’s face, if he crossdressed… that might actually look pretty good!
And if that didn’t work, he could always transform into another girl — after all, her brother had all sorts of weird abilities.
But… was it really okay to let her brother use another girl’s body to seduce a yandere? For the girl whose body got borrowed, finding out she’d been targeted by a yandere — wouldn’t that be a total nightmare?
Or maybe… maybe this princess Yueyue should just sacrifice herself a little, have her brother swap bodies with her, then she could use her brother’s body to go on a date with Sister Xinyu, while her brother uses her body to deal with the little yandere? That didn’t sound bad either.
Just as Xiayue was lost in her wild thoughts, Leng Xiyu spoke up a bit embarrassedly.
“I… I know suddenly coming to borrow your brother puts you in a tough spot, but she said… she doesn’t believe I’m straight, because I’ve never had a boyfriend even at this age. So I thought if I got a boyfriend, maybe she’d stop bothering me.”
“Oh.”
Hearing that explanation, Xiayue actually felt less excited. She’d thought the girl wanted her brother to seduce the little yandere — turns out she just wanted him to be her boyfriend.
“No!”
Before Xiayue could say anything, Lin Xuening got anxious first.
“I… I mean, Xiaxi already has so many girls who admire him, and they’re all working hard to win him over. If he becomes your boyfriend, what about the other girls?”
As Lin Xuening spoke, she ended up blushing herself.
“And… and I have a friend who’s been working so hard for so long for Xiaxi. If someone else just swooped in and took him over something like this, she’d definitely feel really bitter about it.”
Pfft.
Xiayue couldn’t hold it in and burst out laughing at Lin Xuening’s words.
She could tell right away that Sister Xiaoxue had gotten the wrong idea.
“No, it’s not like that. It’s not a real boyfriend — just pretending.”
Leng Xiyu quickly explained.
“Even pretending won’t do! What if you pretend and then… Don’t you have any other male friends?”
Lin Xuening’s tone was full of reluctance. Even if it was fake, she’d never even gotten to be Xiaxi’s girlfriend for a single day…
“I do have some male friends, but Xiyan has basically investigated everyone around me. The only one left is your brother, Xiayue. I’ve never mentioned him to her, so she probably doesn’t know about him.”
“I see.”
Xiayue ran a hand along An Xiaoyu’s smooth thigh, then scanned Leng Xiyu’s face with a scrutinizing look.
Leng Xiyu was quite pretty too, with a nice figure — a real beauty. Even though her brother already had so many “close female friends,” as his little sister, it wouldn’t hurt to scout a few more backups for him, right~
Then when the girl got dumped by her idiot brother and was heartbroken, she could show up as the sweet, understanding little sister, offer warmth and comfort, give her a loving hug, and maybe then… hehehe~
Xiayue, you’re such a little genius~
If Leng Xiyu knew what Xiayue was thinking, she’d definitely wrap her arms around her chest, look at her warily, and say, “I treated you like a good classmate and sister, and you want to do THAT to me?!”
“Ahem, borrowing my brother isn’t entirely out of the question~”
Xiayue squeezed Lin Xuening’s hand to help her relax.
“Aiya, after playing games all day, Yueyue’s shoulders feel a bit sore~”
“I’ll massage them for you!”
Leng Xiyu, who played the big sister role at school, was now being so obedient, which gave Xiayue a special kind of satisfaction.
“Aiya, my thighs feel a bit sore too~”
“I’ll rub them for you!”
“And down there too…”
“That’s enough! If you want down there done, do it yourself!”
Having been roommates for years, Leng Xiyu obviously knew what Xiayue meant by that last part. Even though they were both girls and everyone had the same parts, looking at someone else’s was still super embarrassing!
“Hehe, just kidding. Actually, I can’t decide this on my own. I need to call my brother and ask. Whether he agrees or not depends on what he thinks. You should know he’s got a rich young lady following him around.”
“A rich young lady? That’s fine, I have money too — lots and lots of it. As long as your brother agrees to pretend to be my boyfriend, he can name any price!”
“How about this — you transfer the money you’d give my brother to me, and I guarantee he’ll agree to your request.”
“Deal! I knew you were the best, Yueyue!”
“Then I’ll call him right now.”
Xiayue knew her brother wasn’t close to Luo Xinyu because of her family’s money, so tempting him with cash wouldn’t work. But Xiayue was different — an extra windfall meant a few more anime figure waifus~
“Hello, what’s up?”
Xiaxi’s voice came through the phone.
Xiayue glanced up at Leng Xiyu, then spoke.
“Onii-chan, my classmate is being harassed by a lesbian and wants you to pretend to be her boyfriend for a few days. What do you think?”
There was a long silence on the other end, then a pleasant female voice responded.
“No.”
“Ah, Sister Xinyu is there too…”
Xiayue immediately recognized that “No” as Luo Xinyu’s voice. She hadn’t expected Luo Xinyu to be right next to her brother at this moment — he might even have the phone on speaker.
“Actually… I think he could go. It sounds kind of fun.”
“Xiaxi” sounded very interested.
“No way, that’s way too much trouble.”
“Luo Xinyu” sounded a bit sulky.
Xiayue could even picture the young lady puffing out her cheeks, pouting, her eyes full of resentment.
“It’s no trouble. I’ll just go. You stay home like a good girl… mm, I’ll allow you to go play with little Xiachuan and Xiaolin.”
“But…”
“Alright, alright, be good. I won’t cause any trouble. Don’t you trust me?”
Following the conversation on the other end, the last thing heard was the rustling sound of hair being ruffled — seemed like “Luo Xinyu” got a head pat.
“What time? Xiayue, Xiayue!”
The other party called twice before Xiayue snapped back to attention.
“Mm-hmm, Xiyu, it’s settled. You pick a time.”
