Seeing Victorious Man about to reach her hand toward her crotch, Huang Quan grabbed her hand directly and demanded, “What are you doing?!”
“What do you mean, what am I doing? Of course I’m celebrating becoming a man!” With that, Victorious Man shook off Huang Quan’s hand and said, “Oh right, I forgot to ask you—do you have a girlfriend?”
“???”
Huang Quan was briefly stunned, then shook his head directly. “To ordinary people, I’m just a loser. In a society like this, women only like the strong.”
Besides, chasing women these days was nothing but thankless effort. Better to honestly build up his own wealth.
And because of the Abyss Rift’s appearance, the people who survived would all have very long lifespans. Some could even regain their youth.
“Cold Snow thinks you’re strong and is quite interested in you. Although I only half-understand what you two talk about, and I have no idea what you’re saying!”
At this point, Victorious Man’s mouth suddenly twisted into a wicked grin. “But we’ve lived in one body for over a decade, and you’re the first person to make Cold Snow angry.”
What was going on? The other personalities didn’t know about the future?
Huang Quan found it strange. Could Cold Snow be the only one who was reborn?
And the thoughts of these personalities didn’t seem to be shared. Some things seemed to be known only by Cold Snow.
“Why did you come out? Doesn’t Cold Snow have more authority than you?”
Victorious Man looked around casually, explaining as she went, “She does have more than me. But when something can’t be handled, I’m the one who deals with it. For example, when socializing with people. The reason Lei Aoxue is so popular among girls—I deserve some of the credit.”
Hearing this, Huang Quan understood. Cold Snow had the brains and was smart, but she wasn’t good at socializing. When sudden situations like earlier came up, this somewhat strange Victorious Man would handle them.
At this moment, Victorious Man held the phone up like a mirror, looking at her face, then said with a look of disgust, “Kid, your face shape isn’t bad. If you got a better hairstyle and washed your face more, you’d definitely be a handsome guy. Why dress yourself up like a loser?”
The response was a roll of Huang Quan’s eyes. What was the use of dressing up like a handsome guy? If some lovestruck woman took a fancy to you, who knows how much trouble that would cause. Better to stay inconspicuous.
After not hearing Huang Quan reply for a while, Victorious Man shrugged and said, “Kid, your dad here is asking you one more time—do you really not have a girlfriend?”
Being asked this, Huang Quan felt somewhat displeased. “Whether I have a girlfriend or not, what does it have to do with you?”
“Of course it does. The one in your body right now is me. If you had a girlfriend, I’d just take the ready-made one and experience what it feels like to be a man!” At this point, Victorious Man looked at Huang Quan with a hint of disappointment.
Huang Quan’s entire mood turned sour. The way he looked at Victorious Man became strange.
A woman who thought she was a man, inside his body, wanting to sleep with his girlfriend?
Would that count as being cuckolded?
Good thing he didn’t have a girlfriend, so no one had the chance to put a green hat on him.
“Victorious Man, right? You split off from Lei Aoxue’s personality, so you should count as a woman too. Two women doing that… wouldn’t it be weird?”
“I’ve always been a man. I was just stuck in a woman’s body and couldn’t do those things. But now it’s different. And you, a grown man—”
Victorious Man’s expression turned playful as she looked Huang Quan up and down. “I forgot you’re now in my old body. You really are quite attractive. Even seeing you every day, I can’t help but want to devour you!”
What kind of wild words were these?
At this moment, Huang Quan felt like his whole being had been violated. “What’s with that look?”
Victorious Man examined Huang Quan, then suddenly her eyes lit up. “Kid, perfect timing. You’re using my body right now. Why don’t we go for a round right here? You let me experience what it feels like to be a man, and I’ll let you experience what it feels like to be a woman.”
Huang Quan now wanted to strangle this psychopath. A woman using his body, wanting to sleep with his former self—what kind of nonsense was this?
This Victorious Man in front of him definitely had something wrong with her head.
“Cold Snow, are you going to control him or not?!”
Victorious Man shook her head, then glared at Huang Quan. “Stingy. What’s wrong with me taking my own first time?”
Huang Quan’s mouth twitched. He really wanted to pry open Victorious Man’s skull and see what the hell was inside.
At this moment, Huang Quan looked at his phone and frowned slightly. “Brother Sheng, hurry up. We’re already late.”
“What does it matter? It’s old witch Su’s class anyway. Let’s just skip it.”
“What the—Victorious Man, you’re in my body right now. If you’re late, your dad here has to bear it. If I’m late, something big will happen!”
But just as the words left his mouth, Huang Quan suddenly realized. “Why am I in a hurry? I’m Lei Aoxue right now. The one who’ll be in trouble later isn’t me.”
“I don’t care. At worst, I’ll use your body to seduce old witch Su. Although that woman is pretty annoying, her figure isn’t bad. With the lights off, it’s all the same!”
Victorious Man’s words gave Huang Quan a fright. “Are you crazy? You won’t even spare old witch Su?”
“I’ve endured for years. All the women around me could only be touched, not tasted. Do you know what that feels like?” Victorious Man said with a face full of grievance, as if complaining about the dissatisfaction in her heart.
“Then use someone else’s body, damn it! What’s the deal with using mine?” Huang Quan said irritably. This woman in front of him who claimed to be a man definitely had something wrong with her head.
Victorious Man looked at her old-fashioned hairstyle and immediately felt irritated. “Kid, have you never done anything with your hair? Your face is actually quite good. With just a little effort, you’d definitely make those women swoon!”
Then she reached toward Huang Quan’s abdomen and was pleasantly surprised. “Holy crap, kid, you even have abs! These perfect lines—just taking off your shirt would be enough to drive those widows crazy.”
Huang Quan couldn’t even listen anymore. This Victorious Man was sick, and not just a little.
Afterward, Victorious Man went to take a shower. Of course, Huang Quan was afraid she might take the opportunity to do something improper, so he watched her the whole time.
Then Victorious Man gave herself a full wash, cut, and blow-dry service. She looked completely refreshed. Even the ordinary clothes in Huang Quan’s wardrobe, casually paired together by her, somehow became fashionable.
“Little beauty, let’s go. Brother Sheng will take you to pick up girls!” Victorious Man hooked her arm around Huang Quan’s shoulder. From another perspective, it looked like a big bad wolf hooking a little white rabbit.
But just as they were about to step out of the mist formation, Huang Quan called for a stop. “Wait, I need to prepare something.”
Victorious Man shrugged indifferently, watching Huang Quan fiddle with something inside the mist formation…
