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But I’m a Proper River God, You Know! Chapter 55

The air suddenly fell still. Even the usually aggressive man-eating grass seemed to sense an eerie tension, its sharp leaves letting out a faint click-clack as if silently warning something.

Xuan Changsheng glanced down at the bamboo pen pinched between his fingers, idly twirling it in his palm. The fierce sword intent trapped within—like a caged beast—remained unnoticed by anyone.

Earlier, Ye Wenshu had confidently declared he would teach him a skill, mysteriously handing him this bamboo pen. But after barely a few words, the man had followed Yuan Ji into the house.

At this thought, Xuan Changsheng’s fingers stilled. He stared at the utterly ordinary bamboo pen, scoffed, and tossed it aside without a second thought.

As if he were some illiterate fool.

His dark eyes shifted, moving away from the tightly shut wooden door. Leaning against the doorframe with his arms crossed, his gaze inevitably landed on Qi Yan, who sat in the courtyard, sipping tea with infuriating calm.

A surge of unwillingness rose in him.

Why was this man leisurely enjoying tea while he had to stand guard at the door?

The bitter taste of defeat made him grind his teeth, frustration simmering in his chest. Yet for now, he had no choice but to endure.

His attention snapped back to the closed door, waiting for Yuan Ji to reappear—as if waiting for his moment to prove himself.

Meanwhile, the prolonged silence from the other side grew unsettling. Huang Li glanced at Luo Qiushui, deep in meditation, and for some reason, her heartbeat quickened.

Trying to ease her nerves, she turned and asked, “Senior Brother, aren’t you curious about what he wants to discuss with the River God?”

The moment the words left her mouth, she regretted them. Senior Brother Qi was famously aloof—of course he wouldn’t care.

Yet, to her surprise, Qi Yan’s brows lifted slightly, as if struck by a thought. A faint trace of amusement flickered in his eyes—so fleeting it was nearly imperceptible.

He didn’t answer. Instead, his gaze briefly skimmed past Xuan Changsheng’s irritated figure.

His composure made Huang Li sigh inwardly. As expected of the senior brother—so unshakable. It’s my own mind that’s restless.

She tightened her grip on her sword’s hilt, dispelling her unease—when suddenly, a ripple of spiritual energy surged through the air. Her eyes widened. “Senior Brother! Senior Sister is about to break through!”

Before she could finish speaking, thick storm clouds gathered above the River God’s temple, pressing down like a suffocating weight. Within the dark mass, bolts of blue-violet lightning flickered, the oppressive energy making it hard to breathe.

Qi Yan’s expression darkened. Even Xuan Changsheng shot a wary glance at the ominous clouds—their density almost tangible.

This storm… something’s wrong!

But I’m a Proper River God, You Know!

But I’m a Proper River God, You Know!

可我是個正經河神诶
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Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2023 Native Language: Chinese
Yuan Ji transmigrated into a xianxia novel as a minor river deity—low status, weak divine powers, and stuck cleaning up the "trash" those cultivators kept dumping into her waters. Life was miserable. Then one day, the original novel's male lead—cornered by enemies at the edge of the Forgotten River—shouted in despair, "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years—" Before he could finish, a rain of high-grade spiritual artifacts crashed onto his head, knocking him out cold. Yuan Ji, who had just finished tossing her latest batch of "trash," froze in horror. But to her shock, the male lead woke up, kowtowed fervently, and cried, "Many thanks, Senior, for saving this unworthy one! I pledge my life to your service!" Yuan Ji: "……What?" Later, the novel’s genius swordsman—mortally wounded and sinking into the Forgotten River—felt his soul fading… until a flash of white light saved him. He awoke to see the demonic beast that had hunted him now roasting over a fire, tended by a stunningly beautiful girl. "Senior," he gasped, "this one begs to become your disciple!" Yuan Ji, who had only fished him out to prevent blood pollution: "……Huh?!" One afternoon, while dutifully dredging for trash, Yuan Ji fished out a man in crimson robes—his aura so transcendent, he might as well have been an immortal descended from the heavens. She stared. …Was the universe delivering her a wife? Backing away in alarm, Yuan Ji blurted, "Excuse you—I’m a proper river god!" Meanwhile, rumors spread across the cultivation sects: "Deep in the dreaded Forgotten River dwells this realm’s one true deity—a being of unfathomable power. The Chosen One, the Sword Prodigy, even the Beast Taming Maverick… all kneel as her disciples." "Even the tyrannical Demonic Cultivator Sovereign, who bows to no one, hides by her side in disguise—all to gain her wisdom." When Yuan Ji overheard this, she nearly choked. "No, no, NO! Stop spreading nonsense! I’m just a respectable river deity!"

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