Hearing Cold Snow say that, Huang Quan also laughed heartily, then spoke with a grave expression: “Just kidding. Let me be straight with you too—my companion weapon is actually already tier three. I’ve laid everything bare for you, so you need to keep it secret too. If word gets out, it’s bad for both of us!”
Cold Snow let out a long sigh. “Huang Quan, oh Huang Quan. You really are the biggest liar in the entire world. You’re clearly already tier four, and you’re still trying to fool me?!”
“How did you know?” Huang Quan’s pupils shook. This was also something the future version of himself had told her.
Cold Snow’s lips carried a hint of mockery. “Seems I guessed right. Lying really does feel good!”
“Is messing with me fun?”
Huang Quan snorted coldly, full of disdain in his heart. He was lying too, after all.
After knowing Huang Quan’s background, Cold Snow said directly, “Huang Quan, I want to ask you for a favor. If you do it well, I’ll tell you the real reason someone’s targeting you.”
Huang Quan was still a bit hesitant. Looking at the woman before him wearing his own skin, his heart was very complicated.
“What favor? I need to know the details first.”
“My old man is going to enter Tianlan Abyss No. 107. Once he goes in, he’ll never come back out.” At this point, Cold Snow’s expression turned serious.
“So you want me to collect his corpse?”
Huang Quan raised an eyebrow. “That’s not easy to do… Don’t give me that look. Use your words!”
“I want you to save him. I think you’re the only one who can save him!” Cold Snow said in a deep voice.
Huang Quan pointed at himself and found it ridiculous. “Young lady, is your brain muddled? I’m only a tier-four Awakened, and your dad is already tier seven. You want me to save him?
The abyss monster that can kill him is at least tier seven! Going there is suicide!
Compared to saving him, I think collecting his corpse is more reliable…”
Cold Snow’s sharp glare made Huang Quan swallow the rest of his words.
Then she explained to Huang Quan, “Our situation is a bit special. The personalities we split into also originate from Lei Aoxue herself. If my cheap old man dies, she’ll be so heartbroken she’ll never wake up again.
Without the main personality, our body will eventually fall into chaos.”
“What does that have to do with me?” Huang Quan spread both hands, looking completely indifferent.
Cold Snow seemed to have expected him to say that. The corner of her mouth curved up slightly. “If it were before, I really wouldn’t have any reason to argue. But now I’m in your body. If the main personality falls into eternal sleep, I can’t maintain the highest authority forever.
Compared to the other two personalities, I’m already considered friendly. When that time comes, who knows how badly your reputation will stink!”
Huang Quan’s face immediately darkened. “Is this a threat? What can you do with my body? Even if you go streaking, I won’t be scared!”
That’s what he said, but Huang Quan still felt a bit uneasy inside.
“Not exactly. After all, I’m also afraid you’ll do something outrageous with my body!”
Cold Snow’s tone was full of helplessness. “After Victorious Man found out we’re in a man’s body, she’s been eager to try. She’s wanted to know what it feels like to jerk off for a long time!”
Jerk… jerk off?
Hearing that word, Huang Quan was completely stunned. “How can that word come out of the mouth of such an aloof beauty?”
And jerking off, of all things—what kind of things were the personalities Lei Aoxue split into?
Plus, hearing it from the mouth of a cold, aloof beauty was absurdly ridiculous.
Cold Snow replied calmly, “Although I’m called Cold Snow, I’m not a silent girl. I just don’t have anything worth talking about with people like you, so I don’t want to speak. That’s all. I’m the amplification of Lei Aoxue’s calmness and rationality, not the amplification of coldness.”
“That usual ‘keep away from strangers’ look—who would believe you’re not aloof?” Huang Quan opened his mouth.
“Huang Quan, helping me is also helping yourself. The threat of the Abyss Rift is everywhere. Right now, we can only join forces. You help me, and I’ll help you!” Cold Snow’s attitude was very sincere.
Huang Quan was also very hesitant inside. Logically speaking, he had prepared so thoroughly—there shouldn’t be anyone or anything that could threaten him, right? Even if he couldn’t win, couldn’t he just run?
Just as he was thinking, Cold Snow’s phone rang. More accurately, it was Huang Quan’s phone.
It was just that the person inside Huang Quan’s body was Cold Snow.
“Your phone is ringing!” Cold Snow directly tossed the phone to Huang Quan.
When Huang Quan caught the phone, he accidentally pressed the answer button. From the other end came Fatty Ye’s voice:
“Bro, what time is it already? Why haven’t you come to school yet? Yesterday, old witch Su was already very unhappy with you. Now you’re skipping her class too—aren’t you asking for death?”
“Got it. I’ll get on it right away!” The moment those words left his mouth, the air suddenly went quiet.
Fatty Ye rubbed his ears hard, making sure he hadn’t misheard. “Who are you? Where’s my bro?”
Huang Quan directly covered his face. He’d forgotten he was still in Cold Snow’s body.
Thinking of this, Huang Quan quickly handed the phone to Cold Snow and said softly, “Explain, quick. Explain!”
Cold Snow’s face went blank. This… how was she supposed to explain?
She didn’t know how!
Seeing Cold Snow like this, Huang Quan was speechless. She can’t even lie?
Just then, Cold Snow’s expression suddenly changed. Her entire aura became wicked and charming. She calmly picked up the phone and said with a smile, “Little Fatty. What did you need from me?”
Little Fatty?
On the other end of the line, Fatty Ye looked at his phone. This voice was his good buddy’s, but why did the tone feel a bit off?
“Bro, are you okay?”
“What could be wrong with me? I’m perfectly fine right now. If there’s nothing else, I’m hanging up!” Victorious Man shrugged, her face full of a mischievous grin.
“Don’t hang up! What was that woman’s voice just now? I heard it—she’s definitely a great beauty. And this early in the morning, you just picked up the phone directly. You two didn’t…” Fatty Ye didn’t dare finish that sentence.
Victorious Man said calmly and naturally, “Bro, a sister just picked up the wrong phone earlier. Don’t overthink it. Even if I had a girlfriend, it definitely wouldn’t be just one woman making sounds.”
Then came the beep beep beep from the other end! Fatty Ye instantly felt relieved. It was good to have a bro who was also single. But thinking carefully about what was just said, something still felt off.
After hanging up, Victorious Man casually put the phone in her bag, then looked at Huang Quan with a wicked grin.
“You’re…” Huang Quan thought, this couldn’t be another one of Lei Aoxue’s personalities, could it?
“Victorious Man. You can call me Brother Sheng!” After introducing herself, Victorious Man immediately looked down and, under Huang Quan’s gaze, pulled open her pants.
Huang Quan hadn’t forgotten that inside his body was a woman. Could she be any more shameless?
“I’ve got a dick now, hahaha!” Victorious Man laughed loudly using Huang Quan’s body.
Huang Quan was completely dumbfounded. Today, between Lei Aoxue and him, one of them was definitely going crazy!
