That day, at a certain police station.
“Police! I want to turn myself in — I’m a scammer! A big shot from the underworld has set his sights on me. He wants to kill me!”
A man burst into the police station. The officer at the front desk stared at him, utterly bewildered.
The man then pulled out a Desert Eagle, slammed it onto the table with a loud thud, and said in terror, “I only scammed him for some money, and he actually mailed me a Desert Eagle! Please, just arrest me already — I want to go to prison!”
Seeing how serious and genuine the man looked, the officer picked up the Desert Eagle to inspect it — only to discover it was a real gun!
Immediately, the entire police station was thrown into commotion. They went on full alert and stood by on standby!
The commanding officer personally used the scammer’s phone and sent the other party a WeChat message: “Hello? Are you there?”
An instant reply came through: “Did you receive my shipment? I still have a batch of high-quality arms on hand — including 3 missile systems and 2,000 warheads. Interested?”