Yao Chi Fairy: “Okay, okay, I’ve already thought it through. What do you think of this? I’ll provide you with the water from Yao Chi, you’ll be responsible for making the face masks, and then I’ll sell them in the Heavenly Court. We’ll split the profits eighty-twenty.”
Lin Hai read this and thought, Whoa, this Yao Chi Fairy is pretty considerate, huh? She knows to give me the bigger share.
But hey, your big brother here is a considerate guy too. I can’t let a woman look down on me, right?
Little Confused Immortal: “That split isn’t quite right. How could I take advantage of you, a woman? I really should give you one more share. I’ll just take seventy percent. Don’t be too moved; your big brother has always been this generous.”
Lin Hai said this, acting all high and mighty.
Yao Chi Fairy: “What are you talking about? You’re the ‘two’!”
Whoa! What does that mean?
Lin Hai was confused. Giving her an extra share was a good thing, so why was this girl cursing him out?
Little Confused Immortal: “Hey, say what you want to say, but don’t curse, okay? Otherwise, when big brother gets angry, even I’m scared of myself!”
Yao Chi Fairy: “Who’s cursing?”
Lin Hai’s face darkened. Dammit, this girl is already trying to deny it right after saying it. Looks like I really need to be careful cooperating with her, or she might trick me if I’m not paying attention.
Little Confused Immortal: “Didn’t you just say I was ‘two’? And you say you’re not cursing!” (Followed by an angry emoji)
Yao Chi Fairy: “Hehe, I was talking about the profit split, silly! Eighty for me, twenty for you!”
Oh, crap! Lin Hai finally understood.
Damn. And here I was, just thinking she was considerate. Considerate, my foot! This girl is clearly a shrewd businesswoman!
Little Confused Immortal: “Why should you get eighty and me twenty? No deal!”
Lin Hai was instantly unhappy.
Yao Chi Fairy: “What do you mean, why? Without my Yao Chi water, your face mask is just garbage!”
Lin Hai saw this and thought, Whoa, getting feisty, are we? Can’t your big brother handle you?
Little Confused Immortal: “Without your big brother’s production skills, your Yao Chi water is just bathwater from a big public bathhouse, and there might even be some aunt flow that didn’t wash away clean!”
Yao Chi Fairy: “Aunt flow? Whose aunt flow? Are you talking about Erlang Shen? Erlang Shen’s aunt flow did just leave. How do you know? You’re not peeping, are you?”
Pfft!
Damn. Erlang Shen’s aunt flow just left?
Lin Hai almost burst out laughing. Erlang Shen is a guy, where would he get an aunt flow from?
Little Confused Immortal: “Alright, enough with the nonsense. Fifty-fifty split, each gets half. That works, right?”
Yao Chi Fairy: “Of course not. I’m also handling the sales. Seventy-thirty, seventy for me, thirty for you.”
Little Confused Immortal: “Sixty-forty. Take it or leave it, or we just call the whole thing off!”
Lin Hai curled his lip. Little girl, can’t I handle you?
Yao Chi Fairy: “Fine. Honestly, I was just bored and wanted to do this for fun. Since we can’t agree, let’s just forget it.”
What?
Lin Hai was stunned.
Whoa, that’s not how it goes in the stories, dammit! Why is this Yao Chi Fairy actually willing to call it off?
Now Lin Hai was getting anxious. Dammit, the Yao Chi Fairy is just doing this for fun because she’s bored, but I’m not! I desperately need the money for the auction!
Lin Hai, imitating the tone of a crosstalk comedian named Xiao Yueyue, quickly sent another message.
Little Confused Immortal: “Hey there, Fairy, why don’t you have a sense of humor? Can’t you tell I’m just joking around with you?”
Yao Chi Fairy: “Hehe, ‘joking around with you’ – you’re so cheesy.” (Followed by an emoji covering its mouth and laughing)
Little Confused Immortal: “Stop it, don’t laugh at me. Fine, seventy-thirty it is, you take seventy, I’ll take thirty. After all, I kinda like you.” (Followed by a shy emoji)
After Lin Hai sent it, he felt a shudder of disgust himself.
Dammit, I’ve even used Xiao Yueyue’s ultimate shameless tone. This Yao Chi Fairy better not back out now.
Yao Chi Fairy: “You like me? You’ve got some nerve, huh? So, come find me then.” (Followed by a shy emoji)
Pfft!
Lin Hai almost fell over. Damn, are all these fairies this easy to flirt with?
Ding dong!
Yao Chi Fairy has sent you 10 buckets of Yao Chi water.
Yao Chi Fairy: “Go make them. Send them to me when you’re done! Don’t be lazy.”
Oh, man! Lin Hai immediately felt a surge of annoyance.
He had wanted to be the boss, but now, dammit, he felt like an employee.
But no matter what, his shameless act had succeeded.
Lin Hai directly extracted one bucket, found a mineral water bottle, filled it up, and then stored all the water from the bucket into his Holy Realm.
Lin Hai took the bottle, got in his car, and drove straight to the “Mei Mei Da” Cosmetics Company.
“Hello, sir, may I help you?” As soon as he entered the company lobby, a young woman in a white professional skirt suit walked over and greeted him warmly.
“Uh…” Lin Hai really didn’t know who he should talk to about this kind of business deal.
“It’s like this. I want to cooperate with your company to produce face masks. Who should I talk to?” Lin Hai asked.
“So, you want to supply us with raw materials?” The girl had a smile on her face the whole time.
“Yes, that’s it.” Lin Hai gave the girl an approving look.
“Please wait a moment. Let me contact our manager for you.” The girl guided Lin Hai to a sofa in the lobby, had him sit down, poured him a glass of water, asked for his name, and then went off to make a phone call, her body swaying gracefully.
“Hello, Manager Bai. This is Xiao Chen from the front desk, Chen Yan. There’s a Mr. Lin here who wants to discuss material supply with the company.” Chen Yan’s voice was soft and sweet, very pleasant to listen to.
“Oh, it’s Xiao Chen. Do you have plans after work? A friend of mine just opened a new bar. Want to go check it out together later?” On the phone, Bai Chi’s bones went weak the moment he heard Chen Yan’s voice. Unconsciously, he squeezed the bare butt of the female clerk in his arms.
“Thank you, Manager Bai, but I have things to do after work. May I send Mr. Lin up?” Chen Yan maintained her smile, but her tone became strictly businesslike.
“Oh, come on, it’s just going for a bit, having a couple of drinks. It won’t take much of your time…” Bai Chi wouldn’t give up on the phone.
“Can I send Mr. Lin up or not?” Chen Yan directly interrupted Bai Chi, her tone turning a bit cold.
“Never mind. Have him wait in the lobby. I’ll come down.” Bai Chi hung up the phone.
“Damn little tramp, acting so high and mighty. One of these days, you’ll be begging me to play with you,” Bai Chi cursed, then flipped the female clerk around, pushed her against the wall, and thrust into her.
“Mr. Lin, please wait a moment. Manager Bai will be down shortly.” Although Chen Yan kept smiling, Lin Hai still noticed a flicker of annoyance on her face when she mentioned Manager Bai.
Lin Hai shook his head. Looks like being pretty brings its own share of troubles.
Lin Hai sat for a while, drinking water and waiting a long time, before a slightly balding middle-aged man finally came waddling down with his belly protruding.
“Manager Bai, Mr. Lin is over here. Please follow me.” Chen Yan guided Bai Chi with a professional smile.
Bai Chi followed behind Chen Yan, his eyes narrowed into slits, never leaving the swaying, plump buttocks wrapped in her skirt that wiggled with her every step.
“Damn, what an incredible girl. Just one touch would be so satisfying.” Bai Chi swallowed his saliva, quickened his pace, and caught up with Chen Yan.
Just as he was walking almost beside Chen Yan, Bai Chi shamelessly reached one hand towards her butt.
Just as his hand was about to touch Chen Yan’s bottom, his fat hand even starting to feel the curve and warmth of her body…
Slap!
A large hand suddenly shot out and grabbed Bai Chi’s hand in its grip.
