Du Yun looked at Huang Jiang, and her gaze sent a chill down his spine.
“So, for over two years, you haven’t touched me. Is it really because you don’t like me?”
Du Yun isn’t stupid; she finally figured it out at this moment.
The upbringing she received was relatively traditional, and her parents never taught her about that aspect of life. So, Du Yun never really understood much about relations between men and women.
Huang Jiang was different.
Huang Jiang loved watching all kinds of anime, and he had bought a bunch of anime girl figures, pillows, clothes, backpacks, and more for their home.
Regarding this hobby of Huang Jiang’s, Du Yun thought it was a bit off at first, but she quickly got used to it.
After all, liking anime isn’t a crime. Du Yun just thought Huang Jiang hadn’t grown up yet and was still full of childish innocence.
But after what Qin Jiang just said, Du Yun realized things weren’t that simple.
Huang Jiang said awkwardly, “I actually like you a lot too. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have married you.”
“Like me?”
Du Yun sneered, “You won’t even touch me, and you call that liking me?”
Huang Jiang quickly explained, “That’s not how it works. I don’t really know how to make a baby either.”
“I’ll learn from now on. Just give me another chance.”
As soon as Huang Jiang finished speaking, Qin Jiang chimed in from the side, “That doesn’t add up, does it? If you were really that clueless, how did you end up with abacterial urethritis?”
That single sentence from Qin Jiang made Huang Jiang’s face turn pale.
Du Yun remembered too.
One of the most likely causes of abacterial urethritis is high-frequency self-gratification.
If Huang Jiang truly didn’t understand these things, how could he have worn himself down to severe kidney deficiency?
Du Yun was utterly disappointed in Huang Jiang.
“Even at a time like this, you’re still lying to me. Huang Jiang, I’m so disappointed in you. Let’s get a divorce.”
After saying this, Du Yun turned and left sadly.
Huang Jiang was about to chase after her, but Qin Jiang grabbed his arm.
“Hold on. You haven’t paid your medical fees yet.”
Huang Jiang said to Qin Jiang, “If I don’t chase after my wife, she’ll be gone! Let go of me. I’ll transfer the medical fees to you later.”
Qin Jiang sneered, “Don’t give me that. I’ve met quite a few patients who try to skip out on their bills. Scan the code and pay now. That’ll be 3,500 total.”
Huang Jiang didn’t want to pay.
He had come all this way to see a doctor, and instead, Qin Jiang had spilled all his deepest secrets.
And after all that, this guy still expected him to pay?
As if reading Huang Jiang’s mind, Qin Jiang said, “Mr. Huang, your urinary tract infection is already very serious. If you don’t get treated promptly, you might really end up spending the rest of your life with just your 2D wife.”
“If you want to become the last eunuch, then go ahead and leave now. Pretend I never saw you as a patient.”
After saying this, Qin Jiang let go, and Huang Jiang suddenly hesitated.
“Doctor, is my illness really that serious? Come on, it can’t be that bad.”
“I always pay close attention to hygiene! I prepare disinfectant wipes, alcohol, everything.”
Qin Jiang explained, “Why don’t you get it? Abacterial urethritis – do you understand what ‘abacterial’ means?”
“It means your urethral infection has nothing to do with the presence or absence of bacteria. It’s simply from overuse.”
“To cure your illness, the top priority is to get the inflammation under control. Then, you need to control yourself. You absolutely can’t keep being so immoderate.”
“I’ll prescribe you some medicine. Take it for a week, and you’ll see improvement. Take it for a month, and it’ll be cured completely. But if you run off now… within three days, you’ll be a eunuch for life.”
Tsk!
A eunuch for life within three days? That’s terrifying!
At this point, Huang Jiang didn’t dare hesitate any longer. He immediately took out his phone to scan the code.
Ding.
[Detected that the host spoke bluntly to the patient, clearly stating the patient’s hidden ailment, greatly assisting the patient. Mission complete.]
[Congratulations, host! You have received a reward: Banxia Xiexin Decoction (Pinellia Heart-Draining Decoction).]
Seeing that the system had given him a reward, Qin Jiang felt relieved.
The consultation fee didn’t really matter; the traditional Chinese medicine formula from the system was what was important. That was his foundation for making a living!
After paying, Huang Jiang said very nervously, “Doctor, I’ve paid the money. How should I treat this illness? I’m in pain.”
Qin Jiang raised an eyebrow.
“Now you know it hurts? Where were you before?”
“I’m not trying to lecture you, but here’s the thing: you had such a wonderful wife right there and didn’t touch her. Instead, you had to mess around with a 2D character.”
“Look at the result. You’ve broken up your home.”
“Wait here. I’ll go inside and prepare your medicine.”
Qin Jiang turned and walked into the pharmacy, and the netizens in the live stream burst out laughing.
“Dr. Qin is truly straightforward. Every word stabs the heart!”
“Serves a man like him right! If he’s not interested in real people, why did he even get married? He’s just wasting her life!”
“Yeah, that Miss Du is really pitiful. She was still an innocent young woman, and now she’s suddenly going to be divorced.”
“That’s not the saddest. I have a friend, also a woman. She was married to her husband for almost five years before finding out he was gay. He married her just to appease his parents.”
Seeing the netizens’ discussion, Liu Yan’s eyes widened.
In her naivety, she had always thought marriage was the greatest security for a woman.
But it seems that’s not necessarily true!
If they ended up like Du Yun, marrying an abnormal man like Huang Jiang who only wed to please his parents, wouldn’t their youth be completely wasted?
Even worse, if they got divorced, they’d be on their second marriage!
Even in this day and age, it’s still quite difficult for a divorced woman to find a good husband.
As the saying goes, first marriage seeks first marriage, second marriage seeks second marriage.
Unless you have exceptional qualities, this rule generally applies.
So, marriage is a very important matter for everyone.
Never marry impulsively, and never divorce impulsively.
Otherwise, once it’s recorded, whether you like it or not, your options for a partner will significantly narrow down.
Ten minutes later, Qin Jiang walked out of the pharmacy carrying a bag of medicine.
“This is Longxu Baihua Sheji (Dragon’s Whisker and White Flower Snake Decoction). Take it home and follow the instructions I wrote. Decoct it carefully and drink it every day.”
“Remember, control your hands.”
“If you lose control and mess around while taking this medicine, don’t come blaming my medicine if you end up ruined.”
Huang Jiang nodded repeatedly.
“Got it, Doctor. Don’t worry, I’ll strictly follow the instructions. I will definitely control my hands!”
After Huang Jiang left, Liu Yan said indignantly, “That’s so unfair to Miss Du. She was essentially tricked into marriage!”
Qin Jiang took a sip of tea and said, “Where is there fairness in this world?”
“She was lucky she didn’t end up with a domestic abuser.”
“If she had married someone who’s one way before the wedding and another way after, one who beats her, her life wouldn’t be this easy.”
The netizens heard this and nodded in agreement.
The risks of getting married are indeed significant.
They’re already starting to wonder whether they should get married at all in the future!
