“Hmm hmm hmm.” Gu Yun’er directly buried herself under the covers.
Yu Xiaoduo sighed softly. President Gu, look at this—there’s nothing I can do. She just won’t leave, no matter what. What, am I supposed to go sleep in the living room? That would make me some kind of saint.
If President Gu wakes up tomorrow and finds out it’s her sister sleeping next to her, she’ll probably kill me.
“Sis, since when did you start sleeping naked?” Gu Yun’er asked curiously. Good grief.
“Uh… it’s good for your health. Helps maintain your figure,” Yu Xiaoduo lied through her teeth. Yun’er, little sister, if you keep moving around like that, your big brother Yu is going to have to get rough.
Gu Yun’er had always believed everything her sister said without question since she was little. Hearing that it helps maintain your figure, she immediately said, “Then I’ll try it too.”
Yu Xiaoduo: “…”
“Sis.”
“Hmm?” Yu Xiaoduo replied with a roll of her eyes, thankful the lights were off.
“Do you have a boy you like?”
Hearing Gu Yun’er’s question, Yu Xiaoduo thought, President Gu, your sister is thinking about men.
“No. Do you?” Yu Xiaoduo asked curiously.
“I don’t either. There are plenty of handsome guys in the entertainment industry, but they all just want my body. They’re all perverts.”
A lightbulb went off in Yu Xiaoduo’s head. President Gu wanted to set me up with someone, right? Well, there’s no time like the present. “Yun’er, let me introduce you to a guy.”
“Really? What’s he like? Do you have a photo? Does he have a good body?”
See, President Gu? Your sister really is thinking about men. Feels like girls’ chats aren’t much different from guys’.
Yu Xiaoduo said in a deep, thoughtful voice, “He’s not the kind of super handsome… but his handsomeness has depth to it.” This is definitely the right way to introduce myself. No lies, no exaggerations.
Gu Yun’er didn’t say anything, but she’d already started daydreaming. If my sister recommends him, he can’t be bad. She wouldn’t set me up with someone who’d hurt me.
“He has broad pectoral muscles, an eight-pack, plus those shark lines—sharp and well-defined, as if carved with a knife.”
As soon as she heard that description, Gu Yun’er perked right up. But she still asked curiously, “Sis, have you seen it yourself?”
“Uh… I met him at the gym.”
Gu Yun’er drew out a long “Ohhh.”
Yu Xiaoduo kept bravely promoting herself. “He’s also very motivated, has a strong sense of justice, and has never had a girlfriend—he’s just been waiting for the girl of his dreams.” Saying this even moved me a little. After being a lonely old bachelor tree for so many years, it’s finally time to bloom and bear fruit.
“Huh? Never had a girlfriend? Doesn’t that mean he has some kind of psychological problem?”
Yu Xiaoduo nearly coughed up a mouthful of old blood. How could I have a problem? I’ve just been waiting for the right person. Watch your mouth, little sister.
“How can you say that? In today’s restless society, a guy staying pure and untouched is incredibly rare. They have principles—they don’t mess around with random people.” Yu Xiaoduo quickly defended. Guys like me? You couldn’t find one even with a lantern.
“What I mean is, I’ve heard some girls say that those kind of guys lack skill. Think about it, sis.”
Ugh, what kind of twisted logic is that?
“You don’t like him even with that? Why?”
Sigh. I couldn’t even sell myself. What a failure.
“But I trust my sister’s judgment. We can meet him sometime.”
Yu Xiaoduo’s eyes lit up. What a good little sister. Listens to her big sis. Why would I ever steer you wrong?
Gu Yun’er suddenly grinned slyly. “Sis, if he’s such a great guy, why don’t you make a move on him?”
“Silly Yun’er, I just want to see you happy.” After saying that, Yu Xiaoduo even cringed at herself. So touching.
Sure enough, Gu Yun’er was moved. “Sis, you’re so good to me.”
“So you have to listen to your sister.” Yu Xiaoduo was laughing like crazy inside. I feel so evil.
“Mm-hmm.”
Feeling Gu Yun’er nestle against her chest, Yu Xiaoduo asked softly, “Yun’er, how about I give you a little massage?”
“Yes, please!” Gu Yun’er sounded like a naive little lamb being coaxed into a cave by a hungry wolf.
“Turn your back to me first.” Yu Xiaoduo swore to herself—it’s just a normal massage.
Gu Yun’er obediently turned around. Perfect. Now I can get to work. Here comes my signature move…
Lying in bed, Gu Wan’er tossed and turned but couldn’t fall asleep. She took out her phone and looked at the time—already 1 a.m. She thought about calling Yu Xiaoduo to chat, but decided against it. He’s probably already asleep.
Bored, she started scrolling through Yu Xiaoduo’s phone. Sometimes when she couldn’t sleep, she’d watch a TV series—it would eventually hypnotize her into dozing off.
But she noticed there weren’t any streaming apps on the phone. Only one called “Doudou Media.” So she opened it.
When the app loaded, Gu Wan’er couldn’t believe what she was seeing. She immediately shut off the phone and tossed it aside, muttering Yu Xiaoduo, you pervert, under her breath. He actually has this kind of stuff on his phone.
The minutes ticked by, one after another. Buried under her blanket, Gu Wan’er found it even harder to sleep. He’ll never know, she thought. I’ll just take one more little look.
Then, an arm reached out from under the covers and snatched up the phone like lightning. In the dark bedroom, a faint glow seeped through a gap in the blankets—along with some rather strange sounds.
