After hearing this, Fu Quan let out a laugh. That night, Lu Zhengzhi had it really rough—even worse than Fu Yangxue had it tonight.
“Most importantly, Pan Wei is her lackey,” Fu Quan finally added as a reminder.
Yu Xiaoduo was also surprised to hear that. With Pan Wei’s personality, there’s no way he’d acknowledge a woman as his boss unless she had really put him through the wringer. Looks like this Ye Shishi is no pushover.
Just then, a chubby figure approached from a distance, his walk so breezy it perfectly embodied the phrase “riding the wind with spring joy.”
As soon as he spotted Yu Xiaoduo’s familiar silhouette, he immediately sidled up to him. But what Zhao Liang hadn’t expected was that the person sitting next to Brother Yu was actually General Manager Gu. How could they be together? And chatting so cheerfully?
No.
That’s impossible.
Brother Yu had been secretly cozying up to GM Gu behind his back.
Yu Xiaoduo noticed his best buddy acting all dumbfounded and nudged Gu Wan’er with his foot. Look how worked up the poor kid is.
Gu Wan’er was equally speechless. Who told you to go throwing those flirtatious glances around at noon? Now I have to clean up your mess.
“Fatty, come sit down,” Gu Wan’er had no choice but to mimic Yu Xiaoduo’s tone as she called out.
But in Zhao Liang’s eyes, Brother Yu was clearly showing off. No wonder he’d bolted right after work today—turns out he had a weekend date with GM Gu.
Lu Zhengzhi and Fu Quan watched Zhao Liang with curiosity, feeling like this chubby guy looked like he was going through a breakup.
Zhao Liang walked over and said seriously, “Brother Yu, don’t worry. I’m not going to compete with you.”
Gu Wan’er: “…”
Yu Xiaoduo nearly burst out laughing.
“I wish you two a happy hundred years together.”
Gu Wan’er quickly explained, “Fatty, it’s not what you think. I have no relationship with GM Gu.”
“No wonder you could offend GM Gu and get away with it. Turns out you two have been secretly dating without telling me. Sister Hong, give me fifty skewers of pork belly and fifty skewers of beef—put it on Brother Yu’s tab. He has to treat me to fill this hollow void in my heart.” Zhao Liang could only drown his sorrows in food. Just moments ago he was radiant with joy, and now a single gust of wind had blown it all away.
With Zhao Liang’s outburst, Fu Quan and Lu Zhengzhi became even more convinced that the two were a couple. They just smiled and said nothing, everyone silently aware that no matter how much the two tried to deny it, it was useless.
Gu Wan’er simply stopped talking. The more she explained, the messier it got. Fortunately, nothing more dramatic happened, though Yu Xiaoduo kept enthusiastically piling food onto Gu Wan’er’s plate and peeling shrimp for her, making everyone around green with envy.
Gu Wan’er felt like killing Yu Xiaoduo. Once they switched back tomorrow, everyone would say she had been completely tamed by Yu Xiaoduo, turned into a proper, well-behaved lady. That damned man—she knew he was up to no good.
Meanwhile, Yu Xiaoduo thought to himself, Is there something wrong with me pouring tea, handing water, and peeling shrimp for my own boss? No, nothing wrong with that at all.
Finally, Gu Wan’er couldn’t take it anymore and suggested they call it a night, saying they could get together another day.
Of course, as men, they understood. With such a beautiful woman, of course he’d want to head home and enjoy himself. Lu Zhengzhi said he was so envious of Brother Yu.
Gu Wan’er was on the verge of a breakdown. How is it that every random thing she said got completely twisted in their minds? And Yu Xiaoduo—why are you acting all shy? Have you gotten addicted to playing a woman?
Frustrated beyond reason, Gu Wan’er grabbed Yu Xiaoduo and dragged him off. Their friends burst into laughter. Look how impatient Brother Yu is.
In the car, Yu Xiaoduo smugly said, “GM Gu, I haven’t even had my fill yet.”
“Eat, eat, eat—that’s all you know. Why don’t you just choke to death?” Gu Wan’er fumed, desperately wishing tomorrow would come so they could switch back. Otherwise, she was going to end up with the image of a lovestruck fool.
Yu Xiaoduo let out an utterly unglamorous burp, and Gu Wan’er covered her face with both hands.
“What are you standing around for? Let’s go home.”
Gu Wan’er stomped on the gas pedal, and with a whoosh, the car disappeared down the road.
Lu Zhengzhi pulled out a cigarette and lit it. “Man, that’s something else. Such an extraordinary beauty, and she’s already taken.”
“Let’s go,” Fu Quan said with a soft chuckle. He wasn’t very interested in matters between men and women. Instead, his mind was on how to crush Gu Xiao and his crew.
Zhao Liang held his greasy, sizzling pork belly skewer and suddenly felt it wasn’t so delicious anymore. Brother Yu had a beauty like GM Gu to keep him company tonight, while he’d have to settle for his own two hands. They’d promised to stay single together—Brother Yu, you broke your word.
Gu Wan’er drove Yu Xiaoduo to the entrance of her own neighborhood and stopped.
“GM Gu, aren’t you staying here to sleep tonight?” Yu Xiaoduo asked.
“Hmph, we’re switching back tomorrow anyway, so there’s no need. Besides, your parents aren’t home.”
“True enough. Drive safely.”
Gu Wan’er snorted coldly and slammed the gas pedal to the floor. Yu Xiaoduo smirked. Just wait until I get home and have my fun with your body.
Humming the tune of Brother Hao, Yu Xiaoduo strolled leisurely into the neighborhood. The guard recognized him as Gu Wan’er and immediately waved him through.
Yu Xiaoduo even winked at the two security guys, leaving them completely dumbstruck. A moment later, excited howls erupted from the security booth.
Walking along the path, Yu Xiaoduo chuckled to himself. It’s so much fun being GM Gu. The only downside is these high heels—they’re really uncomfortable.
Seeing no one around, he took off the heels and carried them, walking barefoot toward Gu Wan’er’s villa.
Back inside the villa, Yu Xiaoduo tossed the heels aside and planned to take a shower. The once fragrant body had taken on the smell of barbecue. How could a beautiful woman’s body smell like this? Let me, Yu Xiaoduo, use my own two hands to wash away this unappealing odor.
Just as he turned a corner, a figure suddenly jumped out from behind, making scary faces with wild gestures. Yu Xiaoduo nearly slapped them, but then the person suddenly spoke.
“Sis, did I scare you?”
Yu Xiaoduo thought, If you’d said that half a second later, my palm would already be on your face.
When the girl stopped making faces and lowered her hands, a beautiful face appeared before Yu Xiaoduo’s eyes.
Fair skin and pretty features—that was a given. Her brows resembled Gu Wan’er’s a lot, especially her eyes, which were strikingly similar. Her lips were also sensual and looked alike, but she wasn’t as tall as GM Gu. Still, she was probably around 1.68 meters, which is pretty tall. As for who had the better figure, he’d have to find out firsthand.
Damn it! Yu Xiaoduo, what are you thinking? You’re a decent young man with a future—how can you have such filthy thoughts? At most, you can give her a massage.
But come to think of it, her personality was way better than GM Gu’s—lively and sweet, not all stiff-faced like Gu Wan’er, as if everyone owed her money. Too bad they weren’t twins. If they were twins, hehe…
Still, her face looked familiar. Had he just not recognized her with her clothes on?
“Sis? You weren’t actually scared silly, were you?” Gu Yun’er flashed a sweet smile and grabbed her sister’s arm, shaking it.
As if Yu Xiaoduo could be scared. He just didn’t know what to say to make it sound natural.
“Why are you back?” Yu Xiaoduo asked with a flat, indifferent tone.
Gu Yun’er immediately pouted her red lips, looking pitiful. “Sis, I just wanted to spend the weekend with you.”
Oh my gosh, this little sister is so sweet. I really, really like her.
