About half an hour later, the two of them walked out of the bathroom without even wearing pajamas. Yu Xiaoduo was still supporting Xiao Luan, while Xiao Luan’s pretty face was flushed red, her seductive fox-like eyes brimming with waves of charm.
Xiao Luan had underestimated this massage technique. Thank goodness Wan’er was a girl—if it had been a guy, she probably would have pounced on him instead. What kind of wellness massage was this? It was more like a life-threatening massage.
“Let’s just sleep at your place tonight. I don’t want to move,” Xiao Luan said softly.
Yu Xiaoduo certainly wouldn’t refuse. She lifted the blanket and let Xiao Luan lie down, then lay down on the other side herself, gently wrapping an arm around that slender waist that drove countless men crazy.
Yu Xiaoduo figured this must be the biggest perk of becoming a woman—nothing else.
The next morning, the sun was bright and beautiful. Yu Xiaoduo opened her eyes from a sweet dream and looked at Xiao Luan beside her. Now this was what life should be like.
“Wan’er, what are you spacing out for?”
Yu Xiaoduo jumped, like someone caught doing something guilty. “Nothing. Just envious of how great Luan’er’s figure is.”
“Oh really? You used to say I wasn’t as good as you.”
Boss Gu, let’s be fair here. Objectively speaking, I, Yu Xiaoduo, can’t just blindly flatter you because we’re close. We need to be fair and just—though let’s skip the public part.
“That was years ago. I don’t have the time or energy for upkeep these days,” Yu Xiaoduo said helplessly.
“Even so, you should still take care of yourself. A woman’s beauty only lasts a few years.”
Yu Xiaoduo suddenly realized that Xiao Luan really knew how to show off. This was blatant bragging, so she had to verify it hands-on.
Just then, the phone on the nightstand rang. Yu Xiaoduo picked it up and saw: Gu Wan’er calling.
“Hello.”
“You’re still not up? It’s almost noon.” Gu Wan’er was speechless. You two can really sleep.
“Where are you?”
“At the door.”
Yu Xiaoduo grunted and hung up. “Luan’er, maybe we should get up now.”
Xiao Luan smiled and nodded, then got out of bed just like that, making Yu Xiaoduo’s head rush with blood again. She had to find a girlfriend, or life would be unbearable.
“His name is Yu Xiaoduo?” Xiao Luan suddenly asked.
“Yeah.”
Xiao Luan nodded, indicating she’d made a note of it.
After getting dressed, Xiao Luan transformed back into a noble white swan. But Yu Xiaoduo wanted to say, she finally understood why Gu Wan’er had nicknamed her “Big White Goose.”
After going downstairs, Yu Xiaoduo let Gu Wan’er in first, so she wouldn’t be standing outside in the cold northwest wind.
“Did you ask for leave?” Gu Wan’er asked in a low voice.
“I’m the boss—I need to ask for leave too?” Yu Xiaoduo was shocked.
“I’m your boss.”
Yu Xiaoduo: “…” So you were messing with me.
“Nothing happened last night, right?” Gu Wan’er probed.
“Nothing major. We just took a shower and slept together.”
“What!”
“What could I do? If I didn’t agree, she’d throw a fit and threaten to cut ties with you, saying you deliberately set things up to watch her make a fool of herself.”
Gu Wan’er was speechless. Luan’er, you fool, how could you let him take advantage of you on your own initiative?
“I saved your best friend’s dignity, and instead of thanking me, you interrogate me. Gu Wan’er, how can you be so heartless?”
“I—fine, I can’t win against you.” Gu Wan’er directly slapped Yu Xiaoduo on the butt, which stunned Yu Xiaoduo.
Gu Wan’er figured that since she was going to be Yu Xiaoduo’s girlfriend anyway, it didn’t matter if he looked.
Inside, Xiao Luan stood in the kitchen, the cleaver slicing down with a swoosh.
“She’s a guest—you’re letting her cook for you?” Gu Wan’er said gloomily.
“She volunteered. What could I do?”
“My sister became your maid, and now my best friend is about to become your slave.”
Yu Xiaoduo suddenly couldn’t help but laugh. Xiao Luan, who was chopping vegetables, turned around. “Wan’er, come help me wash the vegetables.”
Gu Wan’er almost responded, then gestured for Yu Xiaoduo to go help.
But was Brother Yu the kind of man who took the normal path? Definitely not.
“Luan’er~ My fingers are sore from massaging you yesterday. Can I skip washing the vegetables?” Yu Xiaoduo said in that soft, coquettish tone, making Gu Wan’er want to strangle herself. Luan’er, ignore him—he’s just faking it.
Xiao Luan giggled repeatedly. “Alright, alright. You’re like a little kid, still acting cute.”
Gu Wan’er was stunned. That worked?
Yu Xiaoduo whispered in Gu Wan’er’s ear, “The secret to being a woman is to show weakness and act cute at the right moments. That’s how you get a good life.”
Gu Wan’er listened to this crooked reasoning and was truly impressed by this sly guy—changing his whole persona just to avoid washing vegetables.
“I’ll help you wash them.” Gu Wan’er couldn’t stand watching anymore and went to wash the vegetables herself.
Xiao Luan glanced at this man but didn’t say anything. After all, there were too many men trying to please her. If Wan’er hadn’t introduced him, she would have kicked him out long ago.
Yu Xiaoduo was quite relaxed, sitting on the couch scrolling through short videos. As she scrolled, a video of someone getting beaten popped up.
In the video, two men were molesting a girl at the next table. When she resisted, they started hitting her. Watching this instantly soured Yu Xiaoduo’s mood.
Just as the two girls were being brutally beaten, a familiar voice rang out, and a flying kick sent the man who was hitting them flying three meters away.
“Hitting women—what kind of man are you!”
Yu Xiaoduo stared dumbfounded at herself in the video. No wonder it felt so familiar—it was what happened last night, and it had actually spread online. Looking at the million likes and hundreds of thousands of comments, Yu Xiaoduo didn’t know what to say.
But she had to admit, Boss Gu pulled off that badass move well. Especially that flying kick—it showed off Brother Yu’s domineering style. If it were her, she’d have to land with her back turned, then show a side profile with eagle-like eyes to really nail the cool factor.
Watching a video without reading the comments is like pooping without wiping.
“These people are just animals. Thank goodness a brave man stood up. Badass, bro.”
“That guy’s kick was absolutely stunning. The girl who joined in later was awesome too. Are they a couple? They’re like a modern-day Condor Heroes.” Yu Xiaoduo pursed her lips. I don’t want to be Yang Guo—I want to be Wei Xiaobao.
“The girls are so cool and beautiful. They really stood up for us girls and told the criminals to get lost.”
“These days, if someone still stands up for justice, they either have a mine at home or can take on a whole group single-handedly.”
Yu Xiaoduo spent over ten minutes just reading comments. Boss Gu really brought honor this time—she’d become an internet celebrity overnight. Every three or four videos was about what happened last night, and some people even wanted to know who she was. We do good deeds without seeking fame—stay low-key, stay low-key.
Soon Yu Xiaoduo scrolled to a video exposing her identity, which almost gave her a fright. It turned out only the surface identity was exposed.
The video creator was even wearing a mask while talking.
