Turning Dagu into Soup: “It’s just one time. The good stuff is definitely coming later.”
Turning Dagu into Soup: “Especially after some new members join.”
Right now, there were only a few people in the chat group. And whether it was Dagu, Su Yunqing, or Bai Xuan, all of them came from modern worldviews. Although they each had some mysterious elements, compared to technological items, those were pitifully few.
So, they still had to wait. Once new members joined—especially those from mystical worlds—that would be the real time to hit the jackpot.
The Most Evil Spirit: “That’s true, but new members join at completely irregular times. There’s no telling when the next one will show up.”
The Most Evil Spirit: “Besides, we still need to figure out how to earn points.”
Kurumi Tokisaki rubbed her head. To enter the lottery, you needed points. And for now, points could only be obtained through exchanges.
What things in her world had high value?
A spirit crystal? If she sold that, the Prime Spirit would probably pop out and kill her.
Until her strength reached a level where she could stand against that threat, that path wasn’t going to work.
So maybe DEM or AST technology?
Those guys’ stuff should be worth quite a few points, right?
Turning Dagu into Soup: “If the pyramid shows up, I’ll go in early and sell the two statues besides Tiga.”
Turning Dagu into Soup: “And those kaiju—their corpses should be worth a good number of points too.”
Turning Dagu into Soup: “Looks like I really need to practice my close combat more. Using light beams would destroy the corpses, and it’d be a shame if I got fewer points for recycling them.”
Dagu didn’t have much to say. Those were his only two ways of earning points, and for him, that was plenty.
Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “What a righteous Tiga you are.”
Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “You won’t even spare the Ultra statues.”
Turning Dagu into Soup: “They’re going to get destroyed by Golza anyway. Rather than shattering and going to waste, it’s better if I sell them and use the points to get stronger through the lottery.”
Turning Dagu into Soup: “That way, I’ll be able to protect the Earth better.”
Turning Dagu into Soup: “Righteous expression.jpg”
Child of Nature: “Well said!”
Uchiha Dance King: “Well said!”
Be My Son: “Well said!”
The Most Evil Spirit: “Well said!”
Uchiha Dance King: “That’s exactly what we should do!”
Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “…”
Golden Flash: “…”
You guys with your chaotic tendencies have completely corrupted Dagu.
Child of Nature: “If you think about it carefully, after you earn points, you don’t have to spend them all on the lottery. You can also use them to trade with group members.”
Child of Nature: “After selling the statues, you can use some of the points to exchange for Uchiha Madara’s taijutsu or Whitebeard’s taijutsu. There’s no doubt that both of them stand at the pinnacle of their respective worlds in terms of physical combat.”
Child of Nature: “Uchiha Madara leans more toward technique—killing skills honed through life-and-death struggles. His one-versus-ten-thousand performance against the Allied Shinobi Forces, with those flowing, seamless killing techniques, speaks for itself.”
Child of Nature: “As for the old man, maybe because of how the anime portrayed him, his style is more about big, sweeping movements. What stood out most was the power of the Tremor-Tremor Fruit and the strength of Armament Haki. His actual technique wasn’t shown all that much.”
Child of Nature: “But if we go by the setting, purely in terms of taijutsu, the world of One Piece is actually stronger than Naruto. And the old man’s taijutsu skills are still at the very top of the One Piece world. Even without the Tremor-Tremor Fruit, he’d still have few rivals.”
Child of Nature: “By the way, can red envelopes send abilities? If not, then my whole analysis just went down the drain.”
He suddenly remembered that this chat group was different from the ones he’d read about in novels. The ability to send powers via red envelope was a nearly universal setting in those web novels from his past life—he wasn’t sure if this chat group had it.
If not, then everything he just said was pointless.
Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “…”
Turning Dagu into Soup: “…”
The Most Evil Spirit: “…”
Uchiha Dance King: “…”
Be My Son: “…”
We were listening so seriously to all that analysis, and now you suddenly ask this?
Child of Nature: “What’s the big deal? I’ve only been in the group for two days. Isn’t it normal that I don’t know?”
Child of Nature: “Besides, none of you have sent me any red envelopes either.”
Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “Well, that’s true.”
Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “Red envelopes can send abilities, but once you send them, you lose your own.”
Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “Taijutsu is probably the same.”
Child of Nature: “Tch. That’s pretty lame.”
The Most Evil Spirit: “Tch. That’s pretty lame.”
Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “Tch. That’s pretty lame.”
Golden Flash: “Tch. That’s pretty lame.”
Turning Dagu into Soup: “Nodding in agreement.jpg”
Turning Dagu into Soup: “So what should I do? Keep trying the lottery?”
Dagu nodded regretfully. If he could directly gain the combat experience of Whitebeard and Uchiha Madara, fighting kaiju would become a whole lot simpler. Unfortunately, that wasn’t an option.
Bai Xuan stroked his chin, thought for a moment, and then said:
Child of Nature: “Then trade with Uchiha Madara for a pair of Three-Tomoe Sharingan, and with Whitebeard for the training methods of the Three Colors of Haki.”
Child of Nature: “After all, once you transform into Tiga, you’ll have energy you can expend.”
Child of Nature: “Your three-minute transformation time might drop a little, but it won’t be by much.”
For a being of light as immense as Tiga, if you asked a Three-Tomoe Sharingan to drain that energy, it could absorb until it died and still not make a dent.
Turning Dagu into Soup: “I see…”
Turning Dagu into Soup: “@Uchiha Dance King, @Be My Son, is that doable?”
Be My Son: “Ku la la la! Be bolder, Dagu.”
Be My Son: “This is an equal exchange.”
Uchiha Dance King: “Hmph. Don’t underestimate my capacity.”
Like Whitebeard said, it was an equal exchange. If anything, points were even more important—they just came with more uncertainty.
But that didn’t matter. What they were giving up wasn’t worth all that much anyway.
The Most Evil Spirit: “With the luck you two have, I really don’t think this is an equal exchange.”
The Most Evil Spirit: “Just don’t pull another steel pipe or doll out of the lottery.”
Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “Yeah, yeah.”
Uchiha Dance King: “You two are the last ones who get to talk about us.”
One of you has a lottery ticket that’s guaranteed to say ‘thanks for playing,’ and the other gets plastic surgery. How are you two any better off than us?
Golden Flash: “Hahahahaha.”
Just a Meow: “Meow meow licks paw.jpg, I want to try earning some points too, meow.”
Just a Meow: “If I can win something good and hand it over to the boss, maybe I could replace… hehehe.”
