Be My Son: “Uh… well… that…”
Ultimate Dance King of the Uchiha: “This…”
Child of Nature: “That reaction… in your minds, what you drew is even more embarrassing than postpartum sow care?”
Worst Evil Spirit: “How intriguing. I really want to know what Whitebeard and Madara Uchiha drew.”
Boil Otaku into Soup: “@Ultimate Dance King of the Uchiha, @Be My Son, you’re not afraid to post it, are you?”
Ultimate Dance King of the Uchiha: “Hmph, it’s just a matter of luck. Why would I be afraid?”
Ultimate Dance King of the Uchiha: “Image.jpg”
[Item: Master’s Pole]
[As the Dance King of the ninja world, this kind of diverse dance is perfect for you.]
[Automatically grants master-level pole dancing skills upon carrying, maximizing the display of feminine beauty.]
No one knew what expression Madara Uchiha had on his face when he drew this item. And the chat group thoughtfully showed him a pole dancing video.
Beautiful? Yes, it was beautiful!
But what did that have to do with him? Did he need that kind of beauty?!
What does a dance that showcases feminine beauty have to do with him, Madara Uchiha? Are you expecting him, Madara Uchiha, to dance?
Impossible! Absolutely impossible!
When Bai Xuan saw the picture Madara Uchiha posted, he couldn’t help but click his tongue. A pole that comes with master-level pole dancing skills?
And the fact that Madara Uchiha drew it is just… amazing.
He thought that was the most embarrassing thing possible, but then Whitebeard’s posted his oversized Giant race doll, and that really made him laugh.
If it were a normal-sized doll, maybe it wouldn’t be so bad, but the chat group thoughtfully provided one roughly the same size as Whitebeard. That’s what made it so funny.
Ordinary Group Owner: “Stomach hurts from laughing.jpg”
Ordinary Group Owner: “Hahahaha, what did all of you draw?!”
Ordinary Group Owner: “Postpartum sow care, a pole, and a lifelike doll.”
Ordinary Group Owner: “Isn’t there anything normal? Hahahaha.”
Su Yunqing lay on her bed, her body shaking constantly. The smile on her face was impossible to hide.
Her mind was filled with images of Daigo helping sows with postpartum care, Brother Madara dancing on a pole, and Whitebeard hugging an oversized lifelike doll.
Ultimate Dance King of the Uchiha: “A free draw like this could never give you anything good!”
Be My Son: “This old man agrees.”
Boil Otaku into Soup: “Agreed.”
It’s Like This, Meow: “Image.jpg”
[Item: Animal-type Cat-Cat Fruit]
[The eater gains all the abilities of a cat, including but not limited to super reflexes, sense of smell, and physical flexibility.]
[Note: After eating, the user becomes afraid of Seastone and seawater in the One Piece world. In other worlds, the effect of seawater is halved.]
It’s Like This, Meow: “This thing is useless to me, meow.”
It was already a cat. It already had all the abilities a cat should and shouldn’t have.
Ordinary Group Owner: “A Cat-Cat Fruit. It’s just an ordinary Zoan fruit, but because of Dad and Brother Madara’s draws, I actually think Meowth’s luck is pretty good.”
Ordinary Group Owner: “Is this what they call ‘looking good by comparison’?”
Worst Evil Spirit: “We still don’t know what Minato Namikaze drew, but seeing the four of them, I think today isn’t a good day for the lottery.”
Ordinary Group Owner: “Couldn’t agree more.”
Child of Nature: “…”
Child of Nature: “The lottery depends on your bloodline, not the time.”
Child of Nature: “Drawing now at least gives you some psychological comfort.”
Ordinary Group Owner: “Are you going to draw?”
Child of Nature: “I’ll give it a try. There are already three to make me feel better.”
Ultimate Dance King of the Uchiha: “…”
Boil Otaku into Soup: “…”
Be My Son: “…”
With us three as your safety net, you’re so reckless. You’re going to regret this!
Bai Xuan opened the lottery function and clicked without hesitation.
A person who could time travel and get a chat group—how bad could their luck be?
Those three? They were just accidents.
“Ding, congratulations! You have obtained a Character Template—Obito Uchiha. Upon fusion, you will gain all of the target’s abilities.”
“Ding, due to only 3% compatibility with this character template, fusing will result in unpredictable changes.”
The chat group’s voice was still extremely cold, but the meaning behind it this time intrigued Bai Xuan.
A character template that gives you all of the target’s abilities upon fusion. As expected of a chat group. To be able to do something like this.
This lottery function really does have everything.
“But 3% compatibility… my affinity with Obito Uchiha is indeed incredibly low.”
Bai Xuan shook his head, but he could understand it.
Putting everything else aside, the fact that Obito was willing to become an enemy of the entire ninja world for Rin—he couldn’t do that.
He would never love someone to that extent.
And in the real world, no one would be worth him going to that extent for.
“There should be other options, right? I only need his Mangekyo Sharingan.”
He was very satisfied with his current personality. He wouldn’t change it in an unknown direction just for Obito Uchiha’s power.
Besides, the only thing about Obito Uchiha that mattered to him was Kamui.
Other things like Wood Style, various ninjutsu, and taijutsu—he didn’t really care about them.
Wait, which version of Obito Uchiha is this? Please don’t let it be from his Academy days.
“Ding, detected group member’s inquiry. Beginning template ability extraction.”
“Ding, Uchiha bloodline extracted. Mangekyo Sharingan extracted.”
“Ding, would you like to fuse?”
“Not yet. First, answer two questions for me.”
Bai Xuan waved his hand, a thoughtful look in his eyes.
“Can Obito Uchiha’s Wood Style be extracted?”
“Ding, Obito Uchiha does not possess Wood Style.”
“What about ninjutsu?”
“Ding, Obito Uchiha does not possess ninjutsu.”
“Are you kidding me?!”
Bai Xuan rolled his eyes. Wood Style aside, saying he doesn’t possess ninjutsu—you’ve got to be joking.
Even in his Academy days, he should at least know the Three Basic Techniques.
But after asking these two questions, he roughly understood what this character template meant.
“All abilities” refers only to the character’s inherent abilities: talent, bloodline, and abilities derived from that bloodline.
Ninjutsu? That’s external.
Taijutsu? That’s external.
Genjutsu? That’s also external.
Anything learned after birth is considered external.
Obito Uchiha’s character template only contains the Uchiha bloodline and the Sharingan.
The fact that it could give the Mangekyo Sharingan is because Obito Uchiha had awakened the Mangekyo.
If he had awakened the Eternal Mangekyo, then the chat group would have extracted that.
That’s not quite right either. The Eternal Mangekyo requires another pair of Mangekyo, which the chat group would probably also consider external.
What about the Rinnegan?
Can the Uchiha bloodline alone evolve into the Rinnegan? Of course not.
So, that would also be external.
