Everything was in chaos. The world had gone completely crazy.
Xinyue was Chang’e, so who was the Chang’e in the Heavenly Court?
Lin Hai’s mind was a total mess.
“Lin Hai, I’ve finished reading it.” Liu Xinyue placed the book on the car seat.
“You… finished already?” Lin Hai was stunned. That was way too fast. The book had dozens of pages.
“Mm, and I understood all of it. It’s like I was born knowing it.” Liu Xinyue also found it very strange.
Lin Hai was speechless. He didn’t even know what to say.
“Lin Hai, what you taught me before was all superficial and shallow. The most important part of this singing method is actually the circulation path of your breath. Listen, I’ll sing it for you again.”
As she spoke, Liu Xinyue began to sing softly.
“Sitting on the carpet, back to back…” The moment Liu Xinyue opened her mouth, Lin Hai’s body trembled violently.
Then, scene after scene from the moment they met to falling in love all came flooding back. Not only that, the two of them eventually walked into the halls of marriage, had children, and grew old together. It was like watching a movie, living out an entire happy life. The scene was incredibly warm.
Without realizing it, a happy smile appeared on Lin Hai’s face.
Suddenly, a warm current flowed rapidly through Lin Hai’s body. The cultivation path recorded in the Dao De Jing actually began to operate on its own, and Lin Hai snapped back to clarity.
“So powerful. It was actually an illusion!” Lin Hai was startled.
“Hm?” Suddenly, Lin Hai noticed that while Liu Xinyue was singing, he could sense a familiar aura coming from her.
“Heavenly Eye, open!” Lin Hai silently recited, and his Heavenly Eye ability activated.
“What!” When his Heavenly Eye looked, Lin Hai’s heart surged with towering waves.
He saw that around Liu Xinyue, there were countless pale cyan tiny particles. These little particles seemed to have encountered their queen, joyfully dancing around Liu Xinyue and orderly pouring into her body.
“Aside from the different color and much smaller quantity, this is exactly the same as when I cultivate the Dao De Jing!” Lin Hai was shocked.
Looking further at Liu Xinyue, Lin Hai could see directly through to her internal organs.
He saw a pale cyan current flowing through Liu Xinyue’s body along a strange circulation path, continuously nourishing every part of her.
“Could it be…” A thought appeared in Lin Hai’s mind, shocking him beyond measure.
“What’s wrong?” Liu Xinyue finished singing and saw Lin Hai’s incredibly strange expression, so she asked.
“Ah? Oh, nothing.” Lin Hai came back to his senses and quickly said.
“So how was my singing?” Liu Xinyue asked expectantly.
“Compared to before, it’s like night and day!” Lin Hai told the truth.
“I think so too. Lin Hai, thank you for your gift! I really love it.” As she spoke, Liu Xinyue gently pecked Lin Hai on the cheek.
Normally, if Liu Xinyue was this forward, Lin Hai would have already taken advantage of the moment and pounced on her.
But now, Lin Hai didn’t have that on his mind.
His heart was in turmoil right now. Or rather, it was a complete mess.
There were some things he urgently needed to figure out.
“Xinyue, keep practicing. I have something to do. I’ll head back first.” Lin Hai dropped Liu Xinyue off and drove straight home.
“Daddy, you’re back!” As soon as he entered, Ah Hua wagged her tail and pounced over.
“Where’s that female ghost?” Lin Hai asked as he walked.
“She’s waiting for you on the bed.”
Pfft!
Lin Hai kicked Ah Hua to the side. Damn, could you word that any worse?
“Daddy, I was telling the truth.” Ah Hua looked wronged.
“Holy crap, what are you doing?” As soon as Lin Hai entered the room, sure enough, Chu Lin’er was lying on her side on the bed, in a seductive pose, gazing at him with spring in her eyes.
“I’ve been waiting for you for so long.” Chu Lin’er threw Lin Hai a flirtatious glance and said in a coquettish voice.
“Cut it out. What do you want?” The moment Lin Hai saw Chu Lin’er’s expression, he knew nothing good was coming. He quickly crossed his arms over his chest and said warily.
“Hmph, you’re no fun!” Chu Lin’er pouted and sat up.
“Hey, let me ask you. Did you give the Emoji King that set of emojis?” Chu Lin’er said with a pout.
“Emoji King? What’s that?” Lin Hai looked completely confused.
“Hmph, stop playing dumb. My dad already had him thrown into a oil cauldron and fried him over a dozen times. He’s already confessed.” Chu Lin’er said bossily.
Hearing this, Lin Hai shivered.
Damn, who was this poor bastard? Fried over a dozen times? Wouldn’t he turn into a fried dough stick?
“Who exactly are you talking about? And what did he confess to?”
“Hmph, stop pretending. I’m talking about the Emoji King of the Underworld who’s been all the rage lately, Horse-Face. He said that set of emojis was sent to him by you.” Chu Lin’er put her hands on her hips, her face full of anger.
“Wait, who? Horse-Face?” Lin Hai was surprised.
Damn, he had sent him a set of emojis, but how did this guy become the Emoji King?
“Yeah, I did send him a set of emojis, but what’s this about an Emoji King?” Lin Hai was getting curious.
“Hmph, ever since this Horse-Face got that set of emojis, he’s been insufferably smug, adding people and joining groups everywhere, sending emojis to everyone he meets. He threw the entire Underworld into chaos. Lots of ghost officers stopped focusing on their work and begged the Emoji King for new emojis every day.”
“The worst part is, after sending twenty emojis, Horse-Face stopped sending new ones. It was just the same few over and over. My dad got so angry. He waited every day for him to update with new emojis, but this guy just said, ‘There are no more.'”
“My dad was addicted to collecting emojis at that point. When he said there were no more, my dad went berserk on the spot. He had him thrown into the oil cauldron and fried. Only then did he confess, saying you only gave him one set and he really had no new ones.”
Pfft!
Now that Lin Hai knew the whole story, he burst out laughing.
Damn, wasn’t this Horse-Face just asking for trouble?
He got one set of emojis and thought the world of himself, showing off everywhere. Now look what happened. He got Lord Yama hooked, and then he had no more goods.
Damn, if you weren’t going to get fried, who would?
“Hmph, I hate you! I hate you so much!” Chu Lin’er suddenly shouted at Lin Hai angrily.
“Uh…” Lin Hai was completely confused. Damn, why do you hate me? Did I sleep with you or something?
“Tch, how ridiculous.” Lin Hai just lay down next to Chu Lin’er and ignored her.
“You…” Chu Lin’er glared at Lin Hai. “Hey, I’m angry.”
“I know. It’s so obvious. Who couldn’t tell?” Lin Hai lifted his eyelids and said casually.
“Then… then why aren’t you coaxing me?” Chu Lin’er was so angry she was flailing her arms and legs.
“What does you being angry have to do with me?” Lin Hai looked puzzled.
“How is it not related? You’re the one who made me angry!”
“I made you angry? Princess Lin’er, when did I make you angry?” Lin Hai was baffled.
“Hmph, you still say you didn’t make me angry. You had such fun emojis, why didn’t you send them to me? You only sent them to Horse-Face. Do you two have something going on?”
Pfft!
Damn, is this brother crazy? Having a thing with Horse-Face?
You’re a princess, for heaven’s sake. Take some responsibility for what you say, would you?
“Who knew you’d be into that stuff too?” Lin Hai said irritably.
When Chu Lin’er heard this, she immediately flopped down next to Lin Hai.
She propped her chin on her two little hands, blinked her eyes, and put on a cute look.
“So now you know. Send me a set, okay?”
When Lin Hai heard this, he suddenly glanced lecherously at Chu Lin’er’s collar, which was hanging low.
“Send you a set? What’s in it for me?”
“What kind of benefit do you want?” Chu Lin’er saw Lin Hai’s pig-like expression and quickly pulled her collar together, saying warily.
“Hehe, you know what I mean.” Lin Hai raised his eyebrows at Chu Lin’er.
“Bah, you pervert, don’t even think about it!” Chu Lin’er jumped up and shouted with her hands on her hips.
Lin Hai rolled his eyes.
“I say, Princess Lin’er, what are you thinking about? How is your little head so impure? I just wanted to ask you a question. Sigh, young people these days, really so dirty…” Lin Hai shook his head.
“Ahhhh, I’m so mad! You’re the impure one! You’re the dirty one! You perverted scoundrel, you big bad guy!”
“Alright, Princess Lin’er, stop messing around. There’s actually something I want to ask you!” Lin Hai’s expression suddenly turned serious.
