Although the process wasn’t quite the same as the original storyline—those two giant stone statues of Ultraman weren’t destroyed by Golza, but instead collected by Daigo into the chat group—the outcome was pretty similar. After transforming into Tiga, Daigo took on both monsters at once and utterly crushed them.
When he used his light beam at the end, he was very skillful. He only destroyed the heads of the two monsters, then recycled their bodies as well.
Just from those two Ultraman stone statues and the monster corpses, Daigo earned a whopping 200,000 points, instantly making him the richest person in the chat group.
And the key thing was, this was sustainable trade. There were plenty of monsters in Tiga’s world.
Too bad Daigo’s luck wasn’t great. He spent half his points but didn’t manage to get anything good.
Boil Daigo into Soup: “I don’t know why, but I keep feeling like someone’s talking about me.”
Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “You’re definitely imagining it.”
Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “But seriously, it’s been so boring lately. The chat group hasn’t invited any new members either.”
Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “Several months have passed on my end, so why hasn’t the chat group invited anyone new yet?”
Child of Nature: “That kind of thing is random to begin with. Plus, normally the group owner should be the first to know when someone new joins.”
Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “Well, that would only work if this were a normal chat group. But this one’s far from normal.”
Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “It’s useless!”
The Worst Evil Spirit: “???”
The Worst Evil Spirit: “Aren’t you afraid of getting muted?”
Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “Come on, do you really think Su Yunqing is afraid of something like that?”
Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “If it could bring in two new members right now, forget being muted—I’d even call it ‘Dad.'”
“Ding — Detected fluctuations in luck.”
“Ding — Member ‘A Loving Father and Filial Son’ has joined the chat group.”
Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “???”
Lighthouse Richest Man: “Everyone, time to party.”
Lighthouse Richest Man: “Let’s celebrate our group owner gaining a new dad!”
Be My Son: “Well, even though the group owner wasn’t willing to become my daughter, if it’s the chat group itself stepping in, I’ve got no objections. Kukuku.”
The Worst Evil Spirit: “Congratulations, congratulations.”
Golden Flash: “The group owner and I are kind of similar. Except I’m about to become a dad, while you’ve just gained one.”
Invincible Warrior of the East: “Pfft.”
That’s How It Meow: “Hard to imagine, meow.”
Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “What the—!”
Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “Are you targeting me? You’re definitely targeting me, aren’t you?”
Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “I barely opened my mouth, and you immediately invited a new member. And only one at that.”
Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “If you told me this was a coincidence, I wouldn’t believe it even if you paid me!”
She had just said she’d call it “Dad,” and the chat group immediately invited a new member. If this wasn’t aimed at her, she’d wash her hair standing on her head!
“Ding — The chat group has not violated any rules. The new member joining is purely a matter of coincidence.”
“Ding — Please do not slander the group, group owner.”
“Ding — The chat group has detected a guarantee-based statement. Please execute it immediately. You must uphold the principle of honesty.”
The chat group’s voice rang in everyone’s ears, but the content…
Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “???”
Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “You pull something like this, and then you’re telling me to be honest?”
Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “At least invite two more!”
Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “Su Yunqing is not someone who goes back on her word. But next time, Dad, please invite at least two new members, okay?”
Child of Nature: “…”
The Worst Evil Spirit: “I thought there’d be a fight.”
Boil Daigo into Soup: “I thought so too, but I misjudged the group owner.”
Lighthouse Richest Man: “That ‘dad’ just now? I’m genuinely convinced. No wonder she’s the group owner.”
Himouto Umaru: “To be fair, the chat group and the group owner have the same kind of personality. They’re a perfect match.”
Uchiha Dance King: “That’s true.”
Electric Shock User: “Isn’t anyone going to say something about the new member’s name?”
A loving father and filial son?
What kind of name is that? Who even uses a group name like this?
Himouto Umaru: “It’s actually not that bad. Compared to my original ‘Pees Wherever She Wants,’ it’s way better.”
Electric Shock User: “Can’t argue with that.”
Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “There’s no way to guess from this name. Plenty of anime have famous ‘loving father, filial son’ moments.”
Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “Like Taro and Taiga, Geed and Belial, Red Dad and Wataru… There’s just no way to tell!”
Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “@Child of Nature, can you figure it out?”
Child of Nature: “Do you really think I can guess? If we’re forcing it, even Old Man Whitebeard counts as a loving father with filial sons, you know.”
Of course, Bai Xuan couldn’t guess either. There were way too many famous “loving father, filial son” moments in anime. How was he supposed to know?
Still, this name definitely had some meaning behind it.
Be My Son: “???”
Be My Son: “Unexpectedly, I can’t argue with that.”
No matter which meaning of “loving father, filial son” you were talking about, he fit right in.
Teach and his “loving father, filial son,” or Ace and the others and their “loving father, filial son”…
A Loving Father and Filial Son: “A chat group that spans all worlds across space and time?”
A Loving Father and Filial Son: “Ha. As if I’d believe something like that.”
A Loving Father and Filial Son: “And this name? What kind of lousy name is this!”
A Loving Father and Filial Son: “Looks like I’ve been asleep for too long. I’m starting to hallucinate.”
The Worst Evil Spirit: “No, you’re not.”
The Worst Evil Spirit: “I don’t know which world you’re from, but if you don’t believe it, go check out the memory instance in the chat group. You can think of them as the histories of other worlds.”
The Worst Evil Spirit: “If this were a hallucination, no one could dream up that many fictional worlds, right?”
A Loving Father and Filial Son: “The Worst Evil Spirit?”
A Loving Father and Filial Son: “Daring to call yourself ‘Worst Evil’—interesting.”
A Loving Father and Filial Son: “An spirit. Some kind of unknown race, are you?”
The Worst Evil Spirit: “Oh my, oh my. It sounds like I’ve just been complimented. But I’m not a natural-born spirit, you know. I was transformed from a human.”
A Loving Father and Filial Son: “Human?!”
A Loving Father and Filial Son: “Now I can be sure I’m not hallucinating.”
Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “Why?”
A Loving Father and Filial Son: “Because in my hallucinations, humans would never speak to me as equals.”
A Loving Father and Filial Son: “They should be kneeling before me, speaking with the utmost respect.”
Himouto Umaru: “???”
Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “???”
Electric Shock User: “???”
Uchiha Dance King: “You sure have a big mouth.”
Uchiha Dance King: “Do you want to dance as well?”
Be My Son: “Kukuku. Now that’s something worth hearing.”
Be My Son: “I hope your strength backs up your words.”
