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Global Awakening: Join The Chat Group At The Beginning Chapter 34


If you haven’t watched One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes, you’d probably never guess that the “Glory of the Northern God” and “Thor” in this anime is actually a Shiba Inu!

Child of Nature: “Of course, its strength is beyond question. You could definitely call it a top-tier powerhouse.”

After all, One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes is a comedy anime. Trying to compare power levels with a comedy series is a dead end.

Especially the River God in it. The line “The Milky Way is also a river” alone touches upon the very concept of existence itself. How can you even compare to someone like that?

Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “A top-tier powerhouse? Who in this chat group isn’t a top-tier?”

Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “What about me, the Asura of the Ninja World, the ancestor of the Uchiha clan, Uchiha Madara at the peak Six Paths level? Aren’t I a top-tier?”

Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “What about me, the World’s Strongest Man, the Emperor of the Sea Whitebeard who rivaled the Pirate King? Isn’t he a top-tier?”

Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “What about me, the Golden Flash, the fastest man in the ninja world, the man who single-handedly turned the tide of war, the fastest Fourth Hokage in history, Minato Namikaze? Doesn’t he count as a top-tier?”

Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “What about me, The Worst Spirit, who possesses the Zafkiel that controls time, Kurumi Tokisaki, who can steal lifespans and travel through time? Isn’t she a top-tier?”

Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “What about me, the Giant of Light, Daigo, the human host of the ancient strongest Dark Giant, Tiga? Isn’t he a top-tier?”

Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “What about me, Invincible East, who learned from Dugu Qiubai, the leader of the Sun and Moon Sect on Blackwood Cliff? Isn’t she a top-tier?”

Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “With all due respect, the one thing this chat group has no shortage of is top-tier powerhouses!”

Su Yunqing’s momentum kept building, sentence by sentence, until it reached its peak.

Child of Nature: “It’s a character from a comedy anime.”

Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “Huh?”

Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “Ahem, ahem.”

Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “I’ll admit, my voice was just a little too loud a moment ago.”

Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “Pretend I didn’t say anything.”

The Worst Spirit: “…”

Meow Like This: “…”

Uchiha Dancing King: “…”

Boil Otoko Into Soup: “…”

Can you please stop trying to act cool next time? It’s so embarrassing!

And it’s not just you who looks bad—those of us you mentioned look pretty bad too!

Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “Cut me some slack. Vegeta said it himself: don’t compare power levels with comedy anime characters.”

Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “You guys are occasionally unreasonable, but they’re completely unreasonable, from start to finish.”

Su Yunqing had no choice. From Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf to Boonie Bears, the comedy anime she’s watched never play by the rules.

And the same goes for foreign comedy anime. Tom and Jerry is one thing, but Droopy Dog from the Droopy series? Now that’s a real piece of work!

How does that saying go?

If you can’t handle it, don’t blame the road.

It’s seriously the kind that just doesn’t play fair!

Uchiha Dancing King: “Do you have any memory clips of it?”

After hearing what they said, he’s genuinely curious about its strength.

Be My Son: “Ku la la la, this old man is curious too.”

Be My Son: “Two transmigrators both admit it’s incredibly strong—an unreasonable powerhouse.”

“Ding. Member Bai Xuan has uploaded a memory clip (partial).”

Child of Nature: “I’ve uploaded a part of its footage. Take a look first.”

Child of Nature: “I’ll send the full version later.”

After a long while, everyone finished watching the video, their emotions mixed.

They wanted to say something, but for a moment, they didn’t know how to put it. Finally, Su Yunqing couldn’t hold it in anymore and burst out laughing in the group.

Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “Hahahahaha.”

Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “What even is this?! Why is Thor a Shiba Inu in this?”

Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “A Shiba Inu, fine, but his dad—hahaha—his dad’s actually named Hong Qigong? Hahahahaha!”

Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “I can’t do this anymore. I’m dying of laughter.”

Boil Otoko Into Soup: “Wouldn’t Thor’s father be Odin?”

Boil Otoko Into Soup: “And why is there a spaceship in there? Something’s not right here!”

Invincible East: “Thor… a dog?”

So this is the art style of a comedy anime? It’s definitely different from Naruto and One Piece she’s been watching lately.

Even though One Piece has funny moments, it’s completely different from this.

How does that saying go? Unreasonable? Yeah, unreasonable is the word.

How could a human give birth to a dog?

Even a god couldn’t do that, right?

Well, that’s just Odin. If Dongfang Bai had watched something about Olympus and knew what Zeus was like, she wouldn’t think that way.

For a god like Zeus, who finds beauty in just about anything, the concept of reproductive isolation simply doesn’t exist.

Whether it’s a cow, a horse, or any other creature, Zeus can clearly see their beauty. A dog? Even more so.

The Worst Spirit: “But shouldn’t the most unreasonable one be that River God?”

The Worst Spirit: “‘The Milky Way is also a river’? Gold? Silver?”

The Worst Spirit: “That’s touching the very concept of power, isn’t it?”

Even though the River God never showed any combat ability, that one line—”The Milky Way is also a river”—immediately set his status incredibly high, okay?

Does that mean that as long as something has the word “river” in it, it falls under your jurisdiction?!

Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “It’s fine, it’s just a comedy anime.”

Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “But seriously, why hasn’t it said anything yet?”

Glory of the Northern God: “I am Thor! For the glory of the Northern Gods!”

Glory of the Northern God: “I am Thor! For the glory of the Northern Gods!”

Glory of the Northern God: “I am Thor! For the glory of the Northern Gods!”

Glory of the Northern God: “I am—”

Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “Shut up, you Shiba Inu. This is a chat group, not real life. You can actually talk here.”

Glory of the Northern God: “Woof, woof, woof???”

Glory of the Northern God: “Woof, woof, woof!!!”

Glory of the Northern God: “I can talk? I can talk!”

Glory of the Northern God: “Woof, woof, woof!!!”

Lighthouse’s Richest Man: “???”

Lighthouse’s Richest Man: “Shut up, you damned dog! Do you have any idea what you’re doing?”

Lighthouse’s Richest Man: “You’re barking your head off while a scientist is trying his best to study biology!”

Lighthouse’s Richest Man: “What are you barking for?!”

Lighthouse’s Richest Man: “F*ck!”

Under the stimulation of the Shiba Inu Thor, the second newcomer finally spoke up. Although his message seemed quite angry and kind of strange.

Boil Otoko Into Soup: “Doesn’t something seem off here?”

Child of Nature: “Biology knowledge?”

Just an Ordinary Group Owner: “He’s not doing that, is he?”

The Worst Spirit: “Maybe…”

For a moment, as if they’d all guessed something, they couldn’t help but fall silent.

Meow Like This: “Doing what, meow?”

Meow Like This: “Why have you all stopped talking, meow?”

Meow-Meow asked curiously in the group. It had no idea what “that thing” the humans were talking about was.


Global Awakening: Join The Chat Group At The Beginning

Global Awakening: Join The Chat Group At The Beginning

全球觉醒:开局加入聊天群
Score 5.6
Status: Ongoing Type: , Author: Released: 2022 Native Language: Chinese
The resurrection of spiritual energy, Global Awakening. Countless people have awakened their abilities because of the nourishment of spiritual energy. The funny thing is that most people think they are the only ones who have awakened their powers. In this situation, Bai Xuan, who had awakened his ability, suddenly found himself joining the chat group connecting the heavens and the world. When seeing other passers-by who have awakened their abilities, they are either excited, secretive, refreshed, or confident in their eyes. Bai Xuan: Is there a possibility, just a possibility, that I am the protagonist?

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