With My Ability To Swap, I Will Never End Up In A Love Triangle Mess - Chapter 138

“Little Fish, I’ve got a big job here. Are you interested?”

Xia Xi looked at the message from the contact saved as “Big Boss” on An Xiaoyu’s phone, thought for a moment, and started typing.

“What are the requirements?”

Little Fish was the nickname An Xiaoyu used for her account where she took on jobs for game leveling and paid companionship. Even though she was now living at his place, and he treated her like a little sister, often giving her quite a bit of pocket money, her stubborn nature meant she still took jobs to earn her own spending money.

Perhaps she felt she wasn’t contributing anything while living in his home and didn’t deserve such good treatment.

One could only say that the influence of An Xiaoyu’s previous family environment was still too strong. Thankfully, it just resulted in her being a tsundere with a stubborn streak, and not a yandere with depression, otherwise, Xia Xi would have had a real headache.

Seeing that Xia Xi seemed to be chatting with someone else online, Luo Xinyu didn’t disturb him.

She wasn’t the least bit worried that Xia Xi would go flirt with some other girl.

Seriously, were there few girls around Xia Xi? With so many cute, pretty girls who like him, why would he need to go looking for others?

“So, just play Naraka: Bladepoint with my bro for two hours, trick him into thinking you’re using a voice changer. That guy’s always going on about wanting to play with girls. Now I’m telling him it’s a voice changer, just to see how he reacts.”

“Don’t worry, the price is negotiable. I’ll pay you 400 for two hours. But, could you maybe stream it, just for me privately? After all, I need to see the fun part too, right?”

Wow, this Big Boss is quite the trickster, actually coming up with such a sneaky plan to mess with his friend.

And since he was originally a guy using a girl’s body, he could totally treat the other person like a “bro”; he probably wouldn’t be recognized as actually being a girl.

Besides, two hours costs 400 yuan. Regular companions only charge tens of yuan per hour, and some even charge 15 yuan per hour. This boss is really generous. No wonder An Xiaoyu has labeled him as a big boss.

“Ok, no problem. Should I log in now?”

“Yes, I’ll send you a QR code to log into the account. He’s always online, you can just invite him directly.”

“Okay.”

Xia Xi put down the phone and looked at Luo Xinyu, who was sitting quietly beside him.

“Xinyu, want to come watch something funny with me~”

“Sure.”

Luo Xinyu didn’t even ask what it was about, just smiled and nodded in agreement.

Then, Xia Xi swapped their bodies back and went with Luo Xinyu to Xia Yue’s room.

Their family’s best computer, with the highest specs for comfortable gaming, was in Xia Yue’s room.

Although there was a chance they might see some of Xia Yue’s privacy… but it was fine! As her ever-proclaimed, most beloved Onii-chan, what was wrong with using his little sister’s computer?!

Besides, what stuff could his little sister possibly have? It’s just galgames. Not only had Xia Xi seen them, he’d even played them with her.

She’s a girl, after all; it’s not like she’d have a folder named “Study Materials” like some guys do.

…

Start the stream, scan the QR code, log into the account, invite the person.

“Hey bro, you logged in pretty fast this time. Not gonna say you’re showering, eating, or taking a dump anymore?”

As soon as Xia Xi invited the boss’s “bro” into the lobby, the other person immediately came out with this sarcastic remark.

You could tell this Big Boss stood up his good friend quite often.

“Hey, hey, can you hear me?”

“Holy crap!”

As soon as Xia Xi turned on his mic and tested his voice, the other side immediately let out a shocked expletive.

“No way, bro, are you still my Brother Xu?”

Brother Xu was probably how he referred to the Big Boss.

“How’s my voice changer?”

“What in the world? Where did you get such a realistic voice changer?”

At that moment, a comment floated across the stream.

Big Boss: “Flirt with him, Little Fish, flirt with him. This guy can’t handle being flirted with.”

Naturally, Xia Xi had to fulfill the boss’s request.

“Hehe, do you like it? You’re always saying you want a girl to play with, so I specially spent money to get a voice changer for two hours, just for you.”

“Damn, bro, even though I play Naraka, I’m not about that ‘South Tong* Naraka’ life, alright?”

Xia Xi turned off his mic, glanced at Luo Xinyu, and they both laughed.

Luo Xinyu was getting the same feeling she had when she first saw Xia Xi, that innocent young boy flustered in a girl’s presence.

She never thought a boy, using a tone of voice that mixed shock with a hint of anticipation when talking to a girl, could be this cute.

It was just like when she teased Xia Xi, and he would show that shy expression, secretly averting his gaze.

“Ahem.”

Xia Xi, using An Xiaoyu’s voice, cleared his throat lightly, then turned his mic back on.

“Gei~gei~ Do you dislike me~?”

After saying that, he turned the mic off again.

Frankly, using An Xiaoyu’s voice to say something so cloying was a bit too much for him to handle.

As for why he could say it so naturally, well, you’d have to ask Bai Xiaocha about that. That ‘Acting Cute’ skill always felt a bit off. Every time he switched into a female body, he would inexplicably start doing these “moe” things, even adding “~ne,” “~oh,” “~la” to his speech. It was downright toxic.

“Pfft, I never knew you were so good at acting like a girl.”

Luo Xinyu leaned a bit closer to Xia Xi and poked his cheek with her finger.

Xia Yue’s gaming chair was big enough, and An Xiaoyu’s body was quite petite, so Xia Xi and Luo Xinyu were sitting together.

“Ahem, the client requires it! I’m actually very manly!”

Xia Xi tried to defend himself.

Since Xia Xi turned off the mic for the stream as well, he wasn’t afraid of the Big Boss hearing his conversation with Luo Xinyu.

“Buddy, don’t be like that, you’re scaring me.”

“Don’t be scared, buddy. Just pretend I’m a girl.”

“So… trio queue?”

Hearing his friend’s words, the Big Boss immediately sent a message in the stream.

Big Boss: “Play duos. Play duos with him.”

“No way~ I want a sweet duo queue~”

Eww~ Xia Xi could hardly believe those words came from his own throat. Just thinking about An Xiaoyu’s usual tsundere demeanor and then using this kind of tone made Xia Xi break out in goosebumps all over.

….

(Alright, let’s not write out the actual game gameplay, it’s not that interesting. Let’s just say he teased the ‘bro’ in the game with some ‘green tea’ remarks.)

(The ‘green tea’ remarks are a bit cringy to write, so I’d rather not go into detail. Sorry, sorry.)

….

Meanwhile, elsewhere.

An Xiaoyu, using Xia Xi’s body, sat nervously in the back seat of a car.

Her legs were positioned in an ‘inward knees’ pose, and she held a few books in her arms. If she were in her own body, it would be a proper pretty girl pose. But on Xia Xi’s body, it looked utterly, excessively effeminate.

The bodyguard glanced at her a few times in the rearview mirror and then felt too disgusted to look again.

He couldn’t understand why the young man seemed so different today—not only more polite but also much more girly.

Could he have taken the wrong medicine or something?