My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms - Chapter 66

Lin Hai entered the vocal practice room and saw Liu Xinyue practicing her vocal exercises. Not wanting to disturb her, he listened quietly.

Xinyue had mostly mastered the Moon Palace’s celestial singing technique, but for some reason, she couldn’t quite capture the same essence as Lin Hai.

Maybe it’s because I learned it directly through WeChat, Lin Hai thought.

“Xinyue,” he called out as she finished practicing.

His appearance naturally caused a stir—after all, he had quite a few fans in the music department.

After picking her up, Lin Hai asked, “Xinyue, is there any connection between this singing competition and Ye Ziming?”

“Ye Ziming? I’m not sure, but I heard the main sponsor of the competition has the surname Ye. Why?” Xinyue tilted her head curiously.

“Oh, nothing, just asking.” Lin Hai didn’t mention what he had seen earlier, not wanting to add pressure.

This competition might be more complicated than I thought.

Once in the car, Lin Hai drove to a secluded spot and took out the Dragon Scale Armor.

“Here, Xinyue. Do you like it?” He handed it to her.

Blushing, Xinyue took it and ran her fingers over it.

“Mhm, it looks nice.”

“Then why not try it on?” Lin Hai teased with a smirk.

“Stop it!” Xinyue playfully punched him, then whispered, “There’ll be a day when you can see it.”

“Really?” Excitement surged through him, but then the image of Ye Ziming and Zheng Shuang flashed in his mind.

“Xinyue,” he said, his voice trembling slightly.

“Hmm?”

“Are you… officially my girlfriend now?”

Her face flushed, and she gave a small nod.

“Then… shouldn’t we do what couples are supposed to do?” He grabbed her delicate hand.

Xinyue tried to pull away a few times but eventually let him hold it. Seizing the moment, Lin Hai pulled her into his arms and kissed her.

“Mmm…” Xinyue wrapped her arms around his neck, responding passionately.

This feeling is amazing. Lin Hai felt like he was floating.

His hands gently caressed her back, slowly inching upward—

“No!”

Just as his fingers reached the edge, Xinyue grabbed his wrist.

“Xinyue…” He looked at her pitifully.

“Not here… I’m afraid someone might see,” she murmured.

Lin Hai’s heart leapt.

“So… you mean here’s no good, but somewhere else…?” His eyes gleamed mischievously.

“…Mhm.” Her voice was barely audible.

“Hahaha! Perfect!” Lin Hai burst out laughing.

“Shhh! Keep it down…”

After dropping Xinyue off, Lin Hai headed straight to his villa instead of the dorm.

“Dad! Dad! There really is a female ghost next door!” The moment he stepped out of the car, Xiao Hua pounced on him.

“Ghost my ass, scram!” Lin Hai kicked the dog aside and shut it outside.

Lying in bed, he opened the Heavenly Trade Group chat. He remembered Sun Wukong had gone to steal from the Supreme Lao Jun—had he returned yet?

“Whoa, it’s lively in here!” The chat had 99+ unread messages.

Skimming through, he nearly laughed. No wonder—with Lao Jun absent, the group had devolved into spam.

Mo Lihai: Xiao Haihai’s pipa lessons now enrolling! Hotline: 2B2B22B.
Ju Lingshen: Hiring for manual labor—brick-carrying preferred. Daily wages only. (Respect our hardworking brothers—no wage delays!)
Nezha: Dragon organs for sale! Freshly butchered. Bulk orders welcome.
Dragon King of the East: @Nezha, you little brat, cut it out!

Lin Hai sighed. Without red packets, this place is a mess.

Sun Wukong hadn’t shown up—probably still busy stealing. Guess robbing Lao Jun wasn’t easy.

Then Lin Hai remembered: he’d promised Wukong more cigarettes. He’d nearly forgotten! He’d have to buy some tomorrow.

The next morning, Lin Hai stocked up on cigarettes, filling half his trunk.

After a dull day of classes, he picked up Ah Hua and drove to Jiangnan No. 1 High to wait for Liu Xinqing.

Half an hour later, Xinqing rushed out in a panic.

“Hurry! They’re right behind me!”

“Relax, I’ve got a plan.” Lin Hai stroked his chin smugly.

“Liu Xinqing! Stop right—oh shit, it’s that idiot again!” Boss Hong and her gang of delinquent girls charged out, immediately spotting Lin Hai.

“Got guts showing up again, huh?” Boss Hong reached to flick Lin Hai’s chin.

He dodged. Hell no—I’m not into punk girls.

Then he yanked the car door open. “Remember what I told you?” he mentally communicated to Ah Hua.

“Relax, Dad. I’ll handle them in a flash.”

With a whoosh, Ah Hua—half a person tall—leaped out.

“AHH!” The girls shrieked at the sudden giant dog.

Lin Hai grinned. That’ll teach you to scratch me yesterday. Prepare to wet yourselves.

But his smirk froze.

His face darkened.

Instead of running, the girls swarmed around Ah Hua, squealing.

“Wow! Whose giant teddy bear is this? So cute!”

“Look how big it is! So unique!”

“His fur’s so shiny! I wanna hug him!”

Ah Hua, meanwhile, blinked sweetly, wagging his stubby tail and nuzzling them like a pro. The girls giggled, utterly charmed.

Lin Hai nearly kicked the dog.

You mutt! You’re supposed to scare them, not turn into a damn mascot!

“Scare them! Pretend to bite!” he urged mentally.

Ah Hua shot him a sidelong glance and kept playing, ignoring him.

Lin Hai was livid.

I refuse to be outsmarted by a dog!

“Last warning—scare them off, or get lost.”

Ah Hua gave him a reproachful look.

“Dad, you’re so crude. You can’t treat girls like that. Use wisdom. See how much they adore me? Don’t be so extreme—think smarter. Keep this up, and I’ll lose respect for you.”

Lin Hai nearly choked.

A dog lecturing me on wisdom?!

And discriminating against me?!

This was beyond ridiculous.

Just as he raised his foot to kick, a sugary voice cooed from behind:

“Wow, what a huge teddy! Kun-ge, I want it!”