My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms - Chapter 50

Huh? What’s going on?

After a while, Lin Hai still didn’t feel any discomfort.

Damn, did I mess up?

He reached out and pinched. Hmm, so soft, so comfortable…

Wait, aren’t soldiers supposed to have tough, hard bodies?

Lin Hai opened his eyes. What the hell? Everything was pitch black.

Oh no, it’s Black Impermanence!

Lin Hai was startled.

Upon closer inspection, he realized one of his hands was resting on Black Impermanence’s butt, and the golden needle in his other hand was stuck right into it.

Ugh, gross! Lin Hai felt nauseated.

Damn, I even pinched it a couple of times… The thought made him want to vomit.

“You filthy jerk, get your disgusting hand off me!” A furious female voice echoed in Lin Hai’s mind.

What the…? Lin Hai looked around, but there was no woman in sight. Where was the voice coming from?

“Ah, I’m so mad! If you don’t move your hand right now, I’ll send you straight to the eighteenth level of hell!” The angry voice rang out again.

Wait, is this Black Impermanence?

No way, is Black Impermanence a woman?

Lin Hai realized the voice was coming from his consciousness, which meant the speaker was likely a ghost. But the only ghost around was Black Impermanence.

Crap, did I just touch a female ghost’s butt?

As Lin Hai pondered this, his hand unconsciously gave another squeeze.

“You jerk, I’m going to kill you!” The woman’s voice grew even more furious.

“Get this lunatic out of here!” The people in the operating room finally snapped out of their shock. Seeing Lin Hai push the director aside, crouch down with a golden needle, and then just stand there in a daze, they were livid.

They were in the middle of trying to save Chief Xiao’s beloved grandson, and now some random guy had barged in to cause trouble. If this got back to Chief Xiao, none of them would be spared.

Several medical staff rushed over to drag Lin Hai out.

“Wait, I’m here to save him! Chief Xiao sent me!” Lin Hai quickly invoked Chief Xiao’s name.

“This…” The medical staff hesitated, unsure what to do.

“Director, Young Master Xiao has no vital signs!” A doctor shouted in panic.

“What?! Quick, resuscitate him!” The doctors forgot about Lin Hai and rushed to the operating table.

“Damn it, move aside!” Lin Hai remembered why he was there. Xiao Yi’s soul was about to leave his body.

In one swift motion, Lin Hai pulled the golden needle out of Black Impermanence’s butt, dashed forward, shoved a doctor out of the way, and inserted the needle into the correct acupuncture point.

As the needle entered, Xiao Yi’s soul was anchored, preventing it from drifting away. The previously silent monitors began beeping again.

Seeing that the patient was stabilized, Lin Hai let out a sigh of relief.

“Huh? Why didn’t I feel that excruciating pain this time when I used the Golden Needle Soul Revival?”

Lin Hai had braced himself for the agony, but nothing happened. He felt inexplicably good.

Little did he know, Chu Liner hadn’t come to fight him for the soul this time, so he didn’t have to suffer. Not that she didn’t want to—she was just too furious!

“He’s not going to die for now. As for the rest of the treatment, I don’t need to explain, right?” Lin Hai said, trying to sound cool as he stood with his hands behind his back.

Huh? Why is no one paying attention to me?

Did I look too cool, and they’re all stunned?

He looked up and saw that everyone was indeed stunned—but not because of him.

They were all staring at Xiao Yi on the operating table, dumbfounded.

“Director, this… this…”

“He was on the brink of death, but now he’s holding on. It’s a miracle!”

Damn it, not a single word of praise for me? How unsatisfying.

Lin Hai suddenly felt that these military doctors had no social skills.

“Don’t touch that golden needle!” Lin Hai grumbled as he gave his final instruction.

“Huh? Why is it so cold all of a sudden?” Lin Hai turned around and saw an incredibly alluring woman practically glued to his face, staring at him with murderous eyes.

What the hell?!

Lin Hai stumbled back in shock!

Chu Liner’s eyes were blazing with fury, her chest heaving with rage!

Originally, Chu Liner had been in Jiangnan City, searching for the person who used the Golden Needle Soul Revival while enjoying the human world’s scenery.

It was like a paid vacation, and Chu Liner was thoroughly enjoying herself.

But then, out of nowhere, a heroic figure in Beijing was on the verge of death.

Heroes in life, demons in death!

When such a hero died, a hundred ordinary soul reapers wouldn’t be enough to handle their spirit.

But high-level reapers were scarce, and there simply weren’t enough to go around.

If the hero’s soul wasn’t captured immediately, it would be nearly impossible to catch later.

In desperation, King Chu Jiang remembered that his daughter, Chu Liner, was currently in the human world.

He sent her a message, asking her to take on a side job and help capture the hero’s soul.

Chu Liner didn’t mind. She put on her Black Impermanence outfit and set off.

Might as well treat it as a trip to Beijing.

But she never expected that as she stood before the hero, ready to chain his soul, she felt a sharp pain in her butt.

The next moment, she was completely immobilized.

In her panic, she felt someone groping her left butt cheek.

After she angrily protested, the shameless perpetrator had the audacity to squeeze it again.

Though she couldn’t move, Chu Liner realized what was happening.

There was definitely someone here who could see her, someone who had used a secret technique to immobilize her and then brazenly molested her.

The princess of the underworld, molested in the human world! Chu Liner was both furious and terrified.

What if this pervert decides to do something worse? How will I live with myself?

Chu Liner was on the verge of tears.

Fortunately, Lin Hai soon pulled out the needle, and Chu Liner regained her freedom.

Now, she was livid. She swore to herself, No matter who it is, I’m sending them straight to the eighteenth level of hell!

Turning around, she saw Lin Hai inserting a golden needle into Xiao Yi’s body.

At that moment, Chu Liner understood—Lin Hai was the one using the Golden Needle Soul Revival!

It didn’t take a genius to figure out that this was the same guy who had ruined her plans twice before.

This is fate’s cruel joke! A nemesis from a past life, an enemy in this one!

Fine, let’s settle old and new grudges together!

“You jerk, prepare to die!” Chu Liner shouted, her hand shooting toward Lin Hai’s neck with deadly precision.

“Crap!” Lin Hai was too close, and Chu Liner’s speed was inhuman. In his current state, there was no way he could dodge.

Thud!

With no room to escape, Lin Hai was backed into a corner.

Damn it, I’m done for!

Lin Hai closed his eyes in despair.