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Live Broadcast: My Blunt TCM Practice and My Patients Are Dying Online Chapter 91

“Doctor, I’m ready. Go ahead.”

Jiang Xiu nodded at Qin Jiang, indicating she was mentally prepared.

Seeing that Jiang Xiu wasn’t taking it seriously, Qin Jiang couldn’t help but add another warning.

“Did you bring toilet paper? There isn’t any in the restroom.”

Jiang Xiu felt Qin Jiang was making a mountain out of a molehill and couldn’t resist saying, “Don’t worry, Doctor. I’m fully prepared. Just proceed with the treatment confidently.”

Seeing her being so stubborn, Qin Jiang decided not to waste his breath.

He reached out his right hand and began massaging Jiang Xiu’s lower abdomen.

The moment Qin Jiang’s hand touched Jiang Xiu’s stomach, the effect of his “Golden Right Hand” activated instantly.

Through his touch, he could clearly sense the condition of her intestinal tract.

It was as if he had inserted an endoscope. He could precisely sense the position and movement of every small steel ball inside her intestines!
Even more miraculous was that Qin Jiang could not only feel their locations but also cause subtle vibrations in Jiang Xiu’s intestines through his massage technique, thereby controlling the movement of those steel balls.

Qin Jiang had only been pressing for a short while when Jiang Xiu’s stomach started reacting.

“Doctor, I… I feel like I need to use the bathroom.”

Lying on the hospital bed, Jiang Xiu blushed, looking extremely embarrassed.

“Not yet, it’s not time.”

Qin Jiang ignored her and continued the massage.

Feeling the urge grow stronger and stronger, Jiang Xiu couldn’t help speaking up again. “Doctor, I really can’t hold it much longer. If you don’t let me get up, I’m going to have an accident.”

Qin Jiang still didn’t pay her any mind.

Just as Jiang Xiu was about to force herself up, Qin Jiang’s right hand suddenly gave a light tap on her belly.

That one tap seemed to unblock her intestines completely. Jiang Xiu’s eyes widened, and she immediately covered her stomach, sprinting towards the bathroom!

Gong Zhuang had never seen Jiang Xiu run so fast before; it was as if all her potential had been unleashed.

Ten minutes later, with Gong Zhuang’s support, Jiang Xiu emerged from the bathroom.

Her legs were weak from squatting for so long, but her face had a rosy glow, and her overall complexion looked noticeably better than before.

Netizens watching were filled with envy.

“Who knew that just a simple massage could relieve constipation and soothe the intestines? Doctor Qin’s hand is truly magical.”
“Constipation has tormented me for over a decade. Only those who have suffered from it know how torturous this condition really is.”
“I also went to the hospital for constipation once. They directly prescribed me glycerin suppositories. The relief was instant, but you can’t overuse them; the effectiveness drops.”
“Bro, from the sound of it, you’ve built up a tolerance to suppositories? That’s truly impressive!”
“Doctor Qin’s hand is literally a ‘Golden Right Hand.’ I need to find time for him to give me a massage too.”

Qin Jiang took Jiang Xiu for another scan. After confirming there were no small steel balls left in her body, Jiang Xiu and Gong Zhuang left, expressing their profound gratitude repeatedly.

“Tang Ping, you’re next.”

After waiting for so long, it was finally Tang Ping’s turn.

Having witnessed Qin Jiang’s medical skills, Tang Ping seemed somewhat flustered and nervous for some reason.

“Doctor Qin, I actually don’t think my condition is that serious. Maybe we should just forget about it today.”

“Hmm?”

Qin Jiang was taken aback, not catching on immediately.

“You’ve waited all this time. Why suddenly decide not to proceed?”

Zhu Hong, standing nearby, was also very puzzled.

“That’s right, honey. Didn’t you say this condition was tormenting you so much you couldn’t even sleep properly? Now that Doctor Qin has time, let him examine you thoroughly.”

Tang Ping tried to make another excuse, but Zhu Hong directly pressed him down onto the stool.

“Alright then, let’s just take a quick look.”

Tang Ping gave Qin Jiang an awkward smile. “It’s really not a big deal. Just some itchy skin. I think it might be an allergy or something similar.”

Tang Ping was being evasive, but Qin Jiang certainly wouldn’t let him get away with being vague.

Qin Jiang pressed further, “Where exactly is the itch? Be specific.”
Tang Ping pointed downwards.

“It’s just… a bit itchy down there. I guess it’s because the underwear I bought recently was too small, and the quality wasn’t up to par, so…”

Hearing Tang Ping say this, Qin Jiang couldn’t help but glance at him.

Wasn’t Tang Ping previously a man of few words? Why was he suddenly so talkative now?
It almost felt like he was intentionally trying to hide something.

“Place your hand here first. Let me check your pulse.”

Tang Ping was very reluctant and inwardly apprehensive.

But under Zhu Hong’s unwavering stare, no matter how unwilling he was, Tang Ping could only obediently place his hand on the pulse pillow.

As soon as Qin Jiang felt his pulse and concentrated on sensing it, he immediately understood the situation.

“Your body seems a bit deficient.”

Tang Ping nodded repeatedly.

“Yes, yes, yes. My health isn’t great. My wife has been making soups to nourish me.”

Qin Jiang looked at Zhu Hong.

“Do you remember when the last time you two were intimate was?”

“Huh?”

Zhu Hong was stunned, not expecting Qin Jiang to suddenly ask her such a question.

Wasn’t it Tang Ping who was seeing the doctor?
And this question was a bit too private, wasn’t it?

“Doctor Qin, is this question related to my husband’s condition?”

“Naturally, it is.”

Qin Jiang explained, “If you’ve been intimate within the last month, then you likely have the same condition he does.”

Zhu Hong was even more confused upon hearing this. It was contagious?

Tang Ping’s face turned deathly pale, and he started making eye signals at Qin Jiang, urging him not to continue.

Seeing Tang Ping so nervous, Qin Jiang knew his inference was correct.

He pointed to the QR code on the table.

“Payment first. Five thousand three hundred.”

Tang Ping, thinking Qin Jiang was letting him off the hook, hurriedly took out his phone to pay.

Ding.

[System Detected: The host spoke candidly to the patient, revealing the patient’s hidden ailment and providing significant assistance. Task Completed.]
[Congratulations to the host for receiving the reward: Refreshing Mouth Coptis Tablets (Extremely Bitter)]

Seeing the system reward was just ordinary tablets, Qin Jiang was momentarily puzzled.

He knew about Coptis tablets, but why were they specifically labeled as ‘Extremely Bitter’?
Just as Qin Jiang was pondering this, Tang Ping, sitting across from him, spoke up. “Doctor Qin, I’ve paid. Shouldn’t you prescribe me some medication now?”

Qin Jiang responded with an “Oh.”

“Medication will certainly be prescribed. But before that, we need to clarify the specifics of your condition.”

“Tell me, did you have intimate relations with another woman a month ago?”

“Huh?”

As soon as Qin Jiang said this, Tang Ping instantly felt Zhu Hong’s murderous glare upon him.

Tang Ping broke out in a cold sweat from fright.

How did Qin Jiang know about something that happened a month ago?
Tang Ping stammered, “No… Doctor Qin, you must have misdiagnosed.”

Qin Jiang stated calmly, “The condition you have is called granuloma inguinale.”
“The primary transmission route for this disease is repeated intimate contact between men and women.”
“Generally, it’s caused by infection due to local tissue damage from vigorous activity, which then worsens into this state.”

Live Broadcast: My Blunt TCM Practice and My Patients Are Dying Online

Live Broadcast: My Blunt TCM Practice and My Patients Are Dying Online

直播:我耿直中医,患者全网社死
Score 5.4
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: Native Language: Chinese
Upon waking up, Qin Jiang found himself transported to another world! By chance, he became a traditional Chinese medicine practitioner and even joined a 24/7 live-streamed talent show! Just as Qin Jiang was utterly bewildered, he awakened the "[Unflinching Old Chinese Doctor System]"! As long as he spoke without hesitation and revealed the patients' ailments, he would receive generous rewards! Thus, for the sake of rich rewards... no, for the sake of healing and saving people, Qin Jiang stood out in the live stream with his unflinching honesty! A female student suffering from anorexia? "Congratulations, miss—it's a joyful pulse!" [Note: "joyful pulse" is a traditional Chinese medicine term indicating pregnancy.] [Ding! Mission completed. Reward granted to host: luxurious ocean-view villa.] ... Looking at the abundant rewards from the system, Qin Jiang vowed to become a great traditional Chinese doctor who heals the world and serves the people!

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