Every guy has probably fantasized about having an invincible and ever-steady ‘Golden Cudgel.’
Gong Zhuang was no exception.
Before, even as a sports major, he would still experience a refractory period after each time, leaving him feeling somewhat unsatisfied.
But ever since his little brother decided to stand tall yesterday afternoon, Gong Zhuang and Jiang Xiu felt like they had discovered a whole new world!
Even though the refractory period was still there, the little brother remained standing firm, simply refusing to go down!
So, at first, Gong Zhuang didn’t think this was an illness at all. He felt it was a gift from heaven.
Other guys need medication to stay firm, but not him—he had a physical cheat code activated!
Watching Jiang Xiu try everything she could without being able to make him soften, Gong Zhuang felt incredibly smug, his sense of achievement skyrocketing!
However, when he woke up the next morning and found he was still in the same state, the two of them suddenly realized the seriousness of the situation.
Because they were supposed to go home today.
They couldn’t possibly head back like this, could they?
So, after much deliberation, Jiang Xiu finally made up her mind to take her boyfriend to the clinic to get this treated.
It was a bit of a shame, but for her boyfriend’s health, it had to be done.
Qin Jiang glanced at the two of them.
“Earlier, when I asked if you had tried any other measures, you told me ‘no.’ Wasn’t that a measure itself?”
Both of them flushed red.
They hadn’t considered that to be a ‘measure’ either.
“Let me ask you again, did you try any other methods?”
Jiang Xiu quickly waved her hands beside him.
“No, doctor, I swear it was only those five times. We definitely didn’t try anything else.”
Qin Jiang ignored Jiang Xiu and looked at Gong Zhuang.
“Really?”
Gong Zhuang seemed to think of something, hesitating to speak.
Qin Jiang frowned. “Just say it. Don’t hem and haw. Do you still want to get treated or not?”
Gong Zhuang gritted his teeth and said, “Doctor, does… using the mouth count? The principle should be the same, right?”
Qin Jiang facepalmed. This young man isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed.
Jiang Xiu covered her face, feeling like she couldn’t face anyone anymore.
“Alright, I think I have a rough idea of your situation. Come over here, let me take a closer look.”
Qin Jiang led Gong Zhuang to the adjacent examination room and pulled the curtain shut.
“Take it out. We’re both grown men, what are you shy about?”
Even though the viewers couldn’t see the video, listening to their conversation was enough for them to picture most of it.
A short while later, Qin Jiang had Gong Zhuang pull his pants back up and sat back down at the consultation desk with a serious expression.
Gong Zhuang followed him over, fastening his belt as he asked, “Doctor, do you know what’s wrong with me now?”
Qin Jiang picked up his teacup and took a sip. “First, tell me, why did you get a tattoo down there?”
Viewers: !!!
“Huh? A tattoo down there? Seriously?”
“I thought about it when I was young and foolish, but I never thought anyone would actually dare to do it!”
“What did he get? ‘Zhu Xiujuan, I love you’?”
“As expected of a sports god, daring to do anything!”
Gong Zhuang didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.
He thought Qin Jiang would keep something like this confidential for him. Who knew he’d just blurt it out like that.
Gong Zhuang stammered, “I just… thought it looked cool. Plus, my good buddy just opened a tattoo shop and asked me to show some support.”
Qin Jiang chuckled hearing this.
“I can understand showing support, but why get it on that part?”
“Do you know how many nerves are concentrated there? It’s a very sensitive area. Didn’t it hurt?”
Gong Zhuang nodded.
“It hurt quite a bit while getting it done. But when I thought about how unique it would be once finished, I toughed it out.”
Qin Jiang said with a cold smile, “This wasn’t just your idea, was it? Your girlfriend knew about this too, right?”
Jiang Xiu, her face red, nodded.
They were both young; she thought it was pretty cool too.
Liu Yan, standing to the side, asked naively, “Dr. Qin, how did you know his girlfriend knew? It’s such a private area after all.”
Qin Jiang said calmly, “Because he got the characters for ‘Safe Passage’ tattooed.”
The moment Qin Jiang said this, the live stream chat exploded.
“‘Safe Passage’! That’s brilliant!”
“This is the second idiom I fully endorse after ‘Hard Work Pays Off.’ This guy is smooth!”
“Isn’t it also that his girlfriend is very open-minded? If she didn’t agree, would he dare get those four characters?”
“You can tell this guy has strong safety awareness. Let’s just say young people really know how to have fun.”
Jiang Xiu just wanted to die of embarrassment.
She covered her face with one hand and slapped Gong Zhuang several times with the other.
Gong Zhuang also didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.
He never expected a doctor’s visit to be this socially mortifying!
Gong Zhuang asked through gritted teeth, “Doctor, you don’t need to say anything else. Just tell me, can this condition be cured or not?”
Qin Jiang said lightly, “You still think this is a minor issue?”
“Let me put it this way: the tattoo damaged some of the nerves down there, which is why you’re maintaining a constant state of… engorgement.”
“If this state lasts too long, the corpus cavernosum will suffer irreversible damage. At the same time, your heart and other organs will also be affected to varying degrees.”
“Because of those four characters, you’ll have to stay like this for the rest of your life.”
After hearing Qin Jiang’s explanation, Gong Zhuang finally understood the severity of the situation.
“Stay like this for life? That won’t do, doctor! How will I ever go out in public again?”
“Doctor, is there any way you can help me? Please?”
“I can pay! As long as you can cure me, I’ll pay whatever it costs!”
Qin Jiang sighed.
“Young man, cut down on the fancy tricks in the future. Even if you want to chase a thrill, couldn’t you just buy some stickers and use those?”
Gong Zhuang nodded repeatedly.
“Okay, doctor, we definitely won’t play around like this anymore.”
Liu Yan, however, gave Qin Jiang a strange look.
This Dr. Qin is quite clever, even knowing about using stickers.
Qin Jiang pointed to the QR code on the table.
“Scan to pay first. Fifty-three thousand.”
Gong Zhuang didn’t dare delay, quickly taking out his phone to scan and pay.
Ding.
[Detected that the host spoke candidly to the patient, revealing the patient’s private ailment and greatly assisting them. Task complete.]
[Congratulations to the host for receiving the reward: Golden Right Hand]
Huh?
Golden Right Hand?
What on earth is that?
Qin Jiang had a bad feeling about this.
The system’s rewards were getting stranger and stranger. Did this mean the patients coming for treatment would also get weirder?
Just as Qin Jiang was thinking this, Gong Zhuang urged anxiously, “Doctor, I’ve paid. What should I do next?”
Qin Jiang pointed to the sickbed nearby.
“Go lie down over there. I’ll perform acupuncture on you.”
Gong Zhuang hurried over to lie down.
Once he was lying down, the prominent ‘pillar reaching for the sky’ became even more noticeable.
