Ding.
[Detected that the host spoke candidly to the patient, revealing the patient’s private ailment and greatly assisting them. Task complete.]
[Congratulations to the host for receiving the reward: Swelling Reduction and Pain Relief Acupuncture.]
Seeing the system’s reward, Qin Jiang breathed a sigh of relief.
Not bad. This time, it gave me a set of acupuncture techniques.
And this set of techniques looks quite practical—after all, reducing swelling and relieving pain are things everyone encounters.
Qin Jiang was just about to call Tang Ping over to examine what exactly the issue was when a couple rushed in from outside the door.
“Doctor, help! Doctor!”
Seeing them rush in urgently, Tang Ping also understood the situation was serious and quickly stepped aside.
“Don’t panic. What’s wrong? Take your time and explain.”
The woman hurriedly spoke up, “Doctor, my name is Jiang Xiu, and this is my boyfriend, Gong Zhuang.”
“Originally, we planned to go sightseeing at Wanning Pagoda today, but when we woke up this morning, I noticed something wasn’t right with my boyfriend.”
“Doctor, please take a look quickly!”
Following Jiang Xiu’s gaze, Qin Jiang noticed Gong Zhuang’s issue.
It immediately made Qin Jiang freeze.
“You… what’s going on here?”
Gong Zhuang said awkwardly, “I don’t know what happened either. I woke up like this this morning.”
The cameraman wouldn’t dare to give a close-up shot of this, but even with just a distant capture, sharp-eyed viewers in the live stream quickly took screenshots.
“This guy is fierce!”
“Brother upstairs, don’t feel inferior.”
“This is so embarrassing for the guy, running all the way to see Dr. Qin in this state?”
Tang Ping and his wife didn’t expect the couple’s issue to be like this either, awkwardly stepping aside to minimize their presence.
Qin Jiang pointed to the stool in front of the triage desk.
“Take a seat first. Let me check your pulse.”
Gong Zhuang agreed and quickly went over to sit down, extending his hand.
As soon as Qin Jiang felt Gong Zhuang’s pulse, he frowned.
“Your qi and blood are surging downward, and your pulse is strong and forceful. This is a case of excessive yang syndrome.”
Gong Zhuang scratched his cheek.
“Dr. Qin, what is excessive yang syndrome? I don’t understand.”
“It means you’re in a constant state of readiness for action.”
Now Gong Zhuang understood, his face flushing red.
Jiang Xiu, standing to the side, immediately became displeased.
“Doctor, the issue now is, what should we do about it?”
Qin Jiang glanced at Jiang Xiu.
“Have you tried anything before to make it go down?”
Jiang Xiu immediately fell silent, her face turning as red as a monkey’s bottom, not daring to look at Qin Jiang.
Gong Zhuang said awkwardly, “I tried using cold water to cool it down, but it didn’t seem to work.”
“Just cold water?”
Gong Zhuang nodded guiltily.
“Yeah, just cold water. I haven’t tried any other methods.”
Qin Jiang sneered, “You haven’t had intercourse in the last couple of days?”
“Huh?”
Both Gong Zhuang and Jiang Xiu were stunned.
This doctor speaks so directly?
“Doctor, what does… that have to do with my condition?”
“Of course it does!” Qin Jiang said seriously.
“Let me ask you, do you feel any heart pain right now?”
Gong Zhuang nodded repeatedly.
“It hurts, a throbbing pain.”
“At first, I thought I didn’t sleep well last night, but now I feel like I might have heart disease.”
Qin Jiang explained, “This is because your blood has been congested for too long, causing insufficient blood supply to your heart.”
“If this continues long-term, other organs in your body could also develop issues.”
Hearing this, Gong Zhuang’s face immediately turned pale.
“It’s that serious? Doctor, are you saying this condition will affect my lifespan?”
“Yes, so you need to answer my questions truthfully.”
Gong Zhuang glanced at Jiang Xiu, seemingly seeking his girlfriend’s opinion.
Jiang Xiu, blushing, said, “Just answer the doctor’s questions properly and get treated first.”
Gong Zhuang immediately understood. He changed his previous attitude and said very seriously, “We have had intercourse.”
“How many times?”
“Three times.”
Qin Jiang looked at Gong Zhuang suspiciously.
“More than three times, right?”
Gong Zhuang quickly explained with a smile, “It was three times a day.”
“Doctor, I’m a sports major, and my girlfriend and I are on a trip this time, so…”
Gong Zhuang didn’t continue further, but everyone could understand.
Sports major, young, couple on a trip.
When these three elements come together, only four words can describe it:
Heavy artillery fire!
Viewers in the live stream were also envious.
“Really envious. It reminds me of my university days—I’ve been to every small hotel near the campus.”
“These days, young people say they’re traveling, but they end up staying in the hotel all day. What they’re doing inside, I won’t speculate, but those who know, know.”
“Ah, youth. Now that I’m working, I don’t even want to go to hotels anymore—just want to fish.”
“Anglers never return empty-handed!”
There’s a university near the clinic, and Qin Jiang has received various small cards, so he understands young people’s abundant energy.
But what Qin Jiang can’t understand is: if you’re traveling, enjoy the scenery and take lots of photos.
What are you doing lying around in the hotel all day?
Does a change of location really improve the mood that much?
Qin Jiang continued asking, “This condition didn’t just appear this morning, right?”
Gong Zhuang nodded repeatedly.
“Right, it started yesterday afternoon.”
“From yesterday afternoon until now, how many times have you had intercourse in total?”
Gong Zhuang felt like he was about to crack.
Does it need to be this specific?
“F-five… five times.”
Jiang Xiu was so embarrassed she wanted to find a hole to crawl into.
Qin Jiang looked at them as if they were monsters.
“You were like this, and you still managed five times?”
Gong Zhuang explained sheepishly, “At first, we didn’t take it seriously. I even thought I had gotten stronger.”
Qin Jiang gave him a thumbs-up.
“Impressive!”
