Wang Kai initially wanted to say something, but then he noticed the camera nearby and panicked.
“Doctor, are you live streaming this?”
Qin Jiang nodded. “Yeah, I’m live streaming here. But don’t worry, we blur faces throughout the stream, so your identity won’t be revealed.”
Hearing this, Wang Kai breathed a sigh of relief. However, the words he was about to say got stuck in his throat.
His expression was pained as he slowly sat down. Then, he started acting a bit strange.
Qin Jiang looked at him with a frown. “Tell me, how exactly are you feeling unwell?”
Wang Kai stammered, “I just… have a really bad stomach ache.”
“That’s it?” Qin Jiang was a bit confused. It was the first time he’d heard such a brief self-description.
Wang Kai lowered his voice, “Doctor, do you have any medicine for constipation I could buy? Like, glycerin enema or something? I think I can handle it myself.”
Qin Jiang chuckled lightly. “If you could handle it yourself, you wouldn’t have come to me. Come on, let me take your pulse.”
Just as Wang Kai was about to stretch out his hand, everyone heard a distinct, unpleasant sound.
Qin Jiang’s eyes widened. He quickly stood up and stepped back.
“Did… did you just poop yourself?” Qin Jiang could hardly believe it. “If you needed to go to the bathroom, why didn’t you just go! What were you holding it in for!”
Qin Jiang was furious. The stool this kid sat on was definitely unsalvageable!
Wang Kai grimaced, “Doctor, it’s not diarrhea. I… I accidentally got something stuck inside me. Can you help get it out?”
Holy crap! That’s intense!
Qin Jiang initially thought Wang Kai had accidentally swallowed something. After all, wasn’t there a case before of someone swallowing steel balls to lose weight? But this Wang Kai guy seemed even more hardcore than that girl!
No wonder Qin Jiang felt Wang Kai couldn’t sit still – he had such an embarrassing problem!
“First, go to the bathroom and clean yourself up. Then come back to me, and I’ll take an X-ray.”
“Okay, doctor. I’ll be right back.”
After Wang Kai left, Qin Jiang looked at the other three guys. “You don’t have the same problem as him, do you?”
The three quickly waved their hands. “No, no. We’re not as messed up as him.”
Qin Jiang breathed a sigh of relief. If four came at him suddenly with this issue, he really wouldn’t know how to handle it.
While Wang Kai was cleaning up, Qin Jiang put on disposable gloves and a mask, gearing up fully.
When Wang Kai returned, Qin Jiang took him into the treatment room.
Five minutes later, the X-ray was ready.
The moment they saw the X-ray, netizens in the live stream were shocked.
“Whoa, what the hell did he shove up there? It’s huge!”
“Judging by the shape, it looks like a beer bottle.”
“He put the whole thing in? This guy’s crazy!”
Seeing the X-ray, Qin Jiang fell silent. He often heard gastroenterologists complain about the various things they find inside patients every year. If you asked patients how it got in, their answers were always bizarre. ‘I slipped and accidentally sat on it.’ ‘I went to sleep, and when I woke up, it was just there.’ All kinds of strange excuses, never the truth.
Qin Jiang looked at Wang Kai and asked, “This thing in your gut is a beer bottle, right? How did it get in there?”
Sure enough, Wang Kai started stammering again, “I… I got drunk last night. I don’t know how it happened.”
Qin Jiang sneered, “You’d better tell me the truth, so I can decide whether you need surgery or not.”
“What?” Wang Kai panicked upon hearing this. “Do I really need surgery? Can’t you just pull it out with forceps or something?”
Seeing Wang Kai’s naivety, Qin Jiang explained, “The human body’s structure is very complex. Especially now that the bottle is deep inside you, its position has shifted relative to everything else. It’s like putting a light bulb in your mouth. Getting it in is easy, but getting it back out the same way is very tricky. So, tell me honestly now, how exactly did this bottle get in, and how long has it been in there?”
Wang Kai really hadn’t expected it to be this serious. If surgery was needed, his parents would have to sign the consent form, and then everything would come out!
Thinking this, Wang Kai quickly confessed to Qin Jiang, “It… it was my roommate, Xu Liang, who did it. I didn’t really want to try it. He tricked me into doing it!”
Having said this, Wang Kai started crying miserably.
The live stream chat instantly exploded with comments.
“As expected of a student from Jincheng, they never disappoint.”
“Jincheng – the only straight things are Tianfu Avenue and me.”
“Oh my god, that’s insane, way too insane!”
“If their parents ever find out, they’ll probably beat them into a pulp on the spot.”
Xu Liang, standing nearby, also looked extremely awkward. He hadn’t expected things to turn out like this either.
Wang Kai asked tearfully, “Doctor, can’t we avoid surgery? Can you prescribe some Chinese medicine for me? I’m willing to take it, I don’t mind the bitterness.”
Qin Jiang was speechless. “Young man, Chinese medicine isn’t a cure-all. In your current situation, physical removal is the only option. Since you don’t want surgery, I’ll try another method. Xu Liang, come here.”
Qin Jiang first had Wang Kai lie down on the bed, then drew the curtain and told Xu Liang to put on gloves and come in.
Xu Liang was reluctant. “Doctor, I don’t know anything about medicine. Why do you need me?”
“You don’t need to know medicine. Just having hands is enough.”
After confirming Wang Kai was ready, Qin Jiang placed his right hand on Wang Kai’s abdomen and pressed down gently.
As the Golden Right Hand’s effect activated, Qin Jiang could soon feel the beer bottle stuck inside Wang Kai, right through the layer of skin. Closing his eyes, the relative positions of the bottle and intestines materialized in his mind.
Qin Jiang began manipulating the bottle’s position through the abdominal wall. This manipulation caused Wang Kai’s intestines to twist together, making him cry out in pain.
“Doctor, it hurts! My stomach hurts so much!”
“Bear with it. It’ll be over soon.”
After adjusting the position, Qin Jiang started applying pressure and massaging. Then, much like giving birth, Wang Kai slowly started to expel the beer bottle.
Qin Jiang urged Xu Liang, “What are you standing there for? Pull it out!”
Xu Liang had no choice but to put on gloves and pull the bottle out.
By now, Wang Kai’s face was pale from the pain. Qin Jiang had Xu Liang dispose of the bottle in a special trash bag and tie it up securely.
Then he said to Wang Kai, “The rim of the bottle might have scratched your intestinal lining. I’ll prescribe some medicine for you. Take it consistently for three days. If you still feel pain after three days, come back and see me so I can check if the wound has worsened.”
Wang Kai nodded weakly. “Thank you, doctor.”
Qin Jiang said one last thing earnestly, “Young man, focus on your studies. Don’t get too wild.”
