“Your problem is more serious than I imagined.”
Seeing Qin Jiang staring at her, Ma Xiu blushed, feeling a bit embarrassed.
“Doctor, was this really caused by a bachelor ghost?”
“No.”
Qin Jiang stated firmly, “There are no ghosts in this world.”
Ma Xiu looked puzzled.
“Doctor, how can you be so sure?”
Qin Jiang explained, “It’s simple. If ghosts existed in this world and could harm people, then wouldn’t the people they killed also become ghosts?”
“I can understand people being afraid of ghosts, but would ghosts be afraid of other ghosts?”
“If you think about it that way, doesn’t it mean there are actually no ghosts in the world? And even if there were, you wouldn’t need to be afraid of them?”
Ma Xiu listened, stunned.
Was that a valid explanation?
But thinking about it carefully, it did seem to make some sense.
“Alright, button up your clothes. I already know what illness you have.”
After Ma Xiu got dressed, Qin Jiang led her out.
Seeing this, Yang Zhi quickly went over.
“Honey, you… are you okay?”
Ma Xiu shot him a glare.
“What could be wrong with me? Your mind is full of dirty thoughts all day long.”
Yang Zhi didn’t argue, just chuckled sheepishly.
She was his wife, after all. Even during a medical examination, he didn’t want anyone taking advantage of her, right?
Yang Zhi then looked at Qin Jiang and asked, “Doctor, what exactly is my wife’s illness?”
Qin Jiang said calmly, “Are you asking about those blood handprints?”
Yang Zhi nodded: “Yes, were those handprints left by a bachelor ghost?”
Instead of directly answering Yang Zhi’s question, Qin Jiang asked, “Do you two have a habit of sleeping without clothes at night?”
As soon as Qin Jiang said this, the couple was stunned speechless.
“What… what does that have to do with our illness?”
“Just answer me directly, yes or no.”
Ma Xiu blushed and lowered her head, too embarrassed to answer.
Yang Zhi scratched his head and braced himself to say, “We do have that habit, but we just think it’s more comfortable to sleep that way.”
Qin Jiang then looked at Yang Zhi and asked, “And when you sleep at night, are your hands well-behaved?”
“Huh?”
The couple was once again frozen in embarrassment.
Ma Xiu felt her face burning. Why was this doctor asking all sorts of questions!
Yang Zhi swallowed his saliva and said, “I… I sleep very well-behaved at night.”
Qin Jiang said seriously, “I advise you to tell the truth. Otherwise, if I misdiagnose, you two will be the ones suffering.”
Yang Zhi hemmed and hawed for a long time, unable to speak.
Ma Xiu, eager to get her illness cured quickly, spoke up from the side, “Yes, doctor. His hands are not well-behaved at all when he sleeps at night. They’re always groping around on me.”
Yang Zhi felt embarrassed and gently nudged Ma Xiu.
“Why are you saying that? It’s so awkward.”
“The doctor asked.”
Qin Jiang coughed and continued, “What I mean is, does your husband have a habit of grabbing onto something while he sleeps at night?”
As soon as Qin Jiang said this, the couple looked as if struck by lightning.
Liu Yan covered her mouth, eyes wide.
The viewers in the live stream instantly exploded.
“No way, is it what I’m thinking?”
“Whoa! That’s a lot of information. Could Ma Xiu’s illness be caused by her husband?”
“Thinking about it carefully, it does seem plausible. Because I also like to hold onto something when I sleep at night.”
Ma Xiu felt she had no face left to stay there, and Yang Zhi couldn’t utter a word for a long time.
Fortunately, the couple’s reactions weren’t too slow.
After thinking for a while, Yang Zhi asked, “Doctor, do you mean the blood handprints on my wife were caused by me?”
“Impossible. There’s no bleeding on my hands. How could I leave so many blood marks?”
Qin Jiang continued, “Is your wife allergic to things like rubber?”
“I just saw a mark on her waist similar to the blood handprints. Those are actually symptoms of a skin allergy.”
“You’re a driver, so your hands are on the steering wheel all day. They get sweaty. Do you go to bed at night without washing your hands?”
“Your wife just has an allergy. The solution is simple. I’ll prescribe some medicine for her. You need to be more careful from now on and behave yourself at night.”
Yang Zhi stammered, unable to speak for a long time.
He never expected that the blood handprints were actually caused by him.
“So, if I just wash my hands every night from now on, it should be fine, right?”
Yang Zhi was still a bit reluctant, after all, this was a habit he’d had since getting married.
Qin Jiang shot him a glare.
“You can grab yourself, just don’t bother your wife anymore.”
“I’m prescribing an allergy ointment for her. Take it home and apply it properly. The handprints will disappear in a week.”
Qin Jiang pointed to the QR code on the table.
“Scan the code to pay. It’s five hundred yuan total.”
Ma Xiu quickly scanned the code, her face red, and she made sure to glare fiercely at Yang Zhi.
This fool, with all his nonsense before, and now look what happened, he caused an illness, didn’t he?
So embarrassing!
Ding.
[Detected that the host spoke frankly to the patient, revealing her hidden ailment and greatly assisting her. Mission complete.]
[Congratulations, host! You have received a reward: Spirit-Regulating Attack-Resolving Decoction.]
Qin Jiang nodded.
Not bad, another prescription. Totally worth it.
Five minutes later, Qin Jiang took out the ointment and handed it to Ma Xiu.
The couple, having received the medicine, thanked Qin Jiang and then turned and left directly.
Still fuming, Ma Xiu couldn’t help punching Yang Zhi several times as they walked out.
Yang Zhi didn’t fight back, just smiled appeasingly.
“From now on, we’re sleeping in separate rooms! Let’s see if you really can’t sleep without grabbing something!”
Yang Zhi quickly pleaded.
“Don’t do that, honey! I promise I’ll behave from now on. If you have to, you can tie my hands, okay?”
“Just don’t make us sleep apart. I definitely won’t be able to sleep.”
Watching the couple walk away, Qin Jiang’s eyes were full of amusement.
Regardless, Yang Zhi truly loved Ma Xiu.
No sooner had the couple left than a woman wearing a hat and sunglasses walked in from outside.
Qin Jiang took one look at her and was instantly stunned.
The viewers in the live stream also burst into exclamations.
“Holy cow, this… this is way too big!”
“Exaggerated, it’s truly exaggerated! Does something this big really exist in this world?”
“This probably isn’t healthy anymore, right? Did she come to Doctor Qin for breast reduction surgery?”
It was no wonder the viewers reacted so strongly.
It was because the woman before them was unbelievably large, completely disproportionate to her body. It even seemed to affect her walking, making her a bit hunched.
After sitting down, the woman instinctively placed her chest on the table and let out a long sigh of relief.
“Doctor, I’m here to see a doctor.”
This was the first time Qin Jiang, even before beginning his examination, already had a pretty good idea of where the woman’s problem was.
