“Daoist temple? What Daoist temple?” Hu Gua looked completely bewildered, his eyes immediately falling on the two of them.
Li Shaoyu said proudly, “Gua Bro, my sister is a really powerful metaphysics master. If you ever run into a ghost or something weird, remember to come find my sister. For my sake, she’ll give you a ten percent discount.”
“Heh, thanks a lot.”
But—
A metaphysics master—
Hu Gua leaned in and studied Li Qiao carefully, hesitating. “Really?”
Li Qiao, sitting quietly, glanced behind him and curved her lips slightly. “Of course it’s real.” With that, Li Qiao waved her hand in front of Hu Gua’s eyes and smiled. “Look behind you.”
Hu Gua had no idea what was going on. The moment he turned his head, he let out a scream and leaped straight into Li Shaoyu’s arms.
He clung to Li Shaoyu, howling at the top of his lungs!
The whole nanny van was quite the spectacle.
After getting out of the car, the group headed to the private room. Hu Gua walked the fastest, never daring to look behind him.
Once they reached the private room, Hu Gua nervously clasped his hands, his eyes darting around uneasily. “Sis… Sister, was I seeing things just now?”
Li Shaoyu raised an eyebrow. “What’s going on, Gua Bro? Did you see a ghost?”
“Hu Gua, what do you mean by that? I helped you plenty of times when I was alive. Now that I’m dead, you’re starting to look down on me? You used to call me your little sweetie.”
“Ah—Sister Yu… Sister Yu, please don’t come after me. I never did you any harm. Whoever hurt you, go after them.”
“Coward!”
The woman called Sister Yu had a graceful figure and a gorgeous face. Her red dress was elegant and striking.
The words “Sister Yu” landed in Li Shaoyu’s ears, and he stared in disbelief at the panicked Hu Gua.
“It’s really Sister Yu?”
“Yes… yes… Sister, no wait, Master, please just exorcise her already.” This freaking thing is a ghost!
Being haunted by a ghost is way too freaking terrifying!
“Hu Gua, you heartless thing. I treated you so well when I was alive, and now you want the master to exorcise me? You ungrateful thing.”
Yu Huanshui stood with her hands on her hips, standing right in front of Hu Gua, complaining discontentedly. The temperature around them kept dropping.
“Sister Yu, Sister Yu… do you have any unfinished wishes? I can help you fulfill them. Please just stop following me. I’m just a lowly manager. Go find your boyfriend.”
“It’s all because you love going to the food street. I can only tag along with you to taste the things I never got to eat when I was alive. When I was alive, I missed out on so many delicious things because of my figure. After I die, I’m definitely going to eat everything. Hu Gua, I have to say, you really are a foodie—you’ve discovered so many good eats.”
Yu Huanshui was very happy.
As a result—
Hu Gua was dumbfounded. “That’s it? Just because of that?”
“What else?” Yu Huanshui said faintly.
Hu Gua: “…”
“Gua Bro, this is the consequence of you sneaking food behind my back,” Li Shaoyu said with glee.
But on second thought, Li Shaoyu said, “Sister Yu has been dead for a year, and she’s staying just to eat and not move on? Don’t the Black and White Impermanence come to catch you?”
Yu Huanshui and Hu Gua were both slightly stunned.
Yu Huanshui had never thought about this question. “I’ve been following Hu Gua this whole time. I haven’t encountered any other ghosts, let alone the Black and White Impermanence.”
“In that case, Sister Yu, you should go. I promise to burn lots of delicious food for you.”
“Idiot, it’s not that I don’t want to leave… actually… I do want to leave, but I can’t get more than five meters away from Hu Gua!” She found it strange too.
Unexpectedly, Hu Gua instantly exploded.
“Then when I shower or go to the bathroom, aren’t you right outside?”