The comfortable days passed one by one, and everything seemed so peaceful, as if it were the calm before the storm.
After work that day, the two of them went home as usual.
It was just that Yu Xiaoduo seemed a bit lifeless, while Gu Wan’er, who was driving, seemed very lively.
“Look at you, you don’t have an ounce of energy left.” Gu Wan’er couldn’t help but comment as she looked at Yu Xiaoduo.
Yu Xiaoduo said weakly, “It’s been half a month. Why haven’t we swapped back yet? Do you know how I’ve been living these past half months?”
No Yun’er妹妹—no Yun’er around, going back to that big villa every day just to stare into space, filled with loneliness and solitude. He couldn’t even go home to eat his mom’s cooking. This life was unbearable.
“Think back to when you first got into my body—you were so into it. I think you’ve just gotten bored of it.” Gu Wan’er still didn’t know about Yu Xiaoduo. Before, she could still catch him making little moves, but now there were none.
Yu Xiaoduo quickly laughed and said, “How could I be bored? I’ll never get bored of it in this lifetime.”
Right after he said that, he immediately got a punch from Gu Wan’er—she’d actually set a trap for him.
Soon, Yu Xiaoduo noticed this wasn’t the road to the villa. “Where are we going? To eat? Just so you know, you’re treating.”
Gu Wan’er was speechless. “Do you want me to introduce you to a girlfriend or not? If not, I’ll turn around.”
“Yes, yes, yes! Why didn’t you say so earlier?” Yu Xiaoduo instantly perked up, making Gu Wan’er look at him with disdain. Look at this guy—the moment he hears about a woman, he’s fully revived. Heh.
At eight o’clock, the two arrived at the city performance center, where one luxury sports car after another was entering.
“Damn, what’s going on here?” Yu Xiaoduo said curiously.
“I told you before, Xiao Luan is a dancer. When she goes somewhere to perform, all the local rich people go to watch.”
Yu Xiaoduo let out a long “oh”: “This is like some awards ceremony.”
“Her dancing really is beautiful,” Gu Wan’er murmured.
“I believe dancing girls are very flexible and can pose in all sorts of positions.” Yu Xiaoduo rubbed his chin, as if images were appearing in his mind.
Gu Wan’er gave a fair assessment: “She really can pose in all sorts of positions.”
After saying that, the two looked at each other—Yu Xiaoduo with a look of “I see right through you,” and Gu Wan’er with a look of “You’re shameless.”
After finally finding a parking spot, Yu Xiaoduo got out and asked, “Do you have tickets?”
“Of course I do. She sent them directly to my WeChat.” Gu Wan’er waved her phone.
Then Yu Xiaoduo looked at his own phone and suddenly asked, “Has there been any updates recently?”
“There’s… what?”
Seeing that guilty look, Yu Xiaoduo also sighed. Women, huh.
Gu Wan’er curled her lip. I’m not going to look at your precious little things. Besides, there’s no chance to put them into practice anyway.
“Sister-in-law?”
Suddenly a voice called out. It was Lu Zhengzhi and Fu Quan, who had just gotten out of their car too.
“Brother Fu, Brother Lu.” Gu Wan’er greeted them with a smile.
Yu Xiaoduo looked at Gu Wan’er’s expression and wondered if she’d gotten too into her role. She’d been getting more and more invested lately.
“Brother Yu, you came to see beautiful women too? Aren’t you afraid Sister-in-law will hit you?” Lu Zhengzhi teased with a laugh.
Gu Wan’er shrugged. “She brought me here.”
“Then you should leave quickly.” Yu Xiaoduo said flatly, looking exactly like a bullied little wife.
Gu Wan’er felt that Yu Xiaoduo was becoming more and more like her. Just look at that expression.
At that moment, a roar like a wild beast sounded, and a LaFerrari drove in from the entrance. The driver was naturally none other than Ye Shishi.
As she passed in front of the four of them, Ye Shishi deliberately revved the engine a few times and gave a contemptuous smile.
Gu Wan’er said unhappily, “This woman is getting more and more arrogant.”
“Isn’t she though, Brother Yu? Is there any way to teach her a lesson?” Lu Zhengzhi was full of indignation, because after offending Ye Shishi, his business had been targeted.
Gu Wan’er snorted. “Don’t worry. When we find a chance, we’ll make her pay.”
Yu Xiaoduo just stood nearby watching, feeling a bit superfluous. Look at Gu Wan’er now—she didn’t even need him to teach her anymore.
Was this a good thing or a bad thing? If she really went and became a real man, wouldn’t he be the one to blame?
They took the elevator to the lobby, where men in suits and elegant, glamorous men and women were all waiting to have their tickets checked and enter.
“Xiao Luan is really more impressive than an ordinary celebrity. Half of Longhai’s rich people are here, right?” Lu Zhengzhi said as he scanned the crowd.
Fu Quan adjusted his glasses and chuckled. “Her ethnic dance has won international awards, so naturally she’s more well-known than an average celebrity.”
“Sister-in-law, you’re all from Jingzhou. You should know her, right?” Lu Zhengzhi asked curiously.
Yu Xiaoduo said lightly, “We’re not that close.” Lu Zhengzhi didn’t press further after hearing that.
“I wonder if Master Bai will come.” Fu Quan murmured, very curious about what kind of person Master Bai really was.
Yu Xiaoduo of course knew where Sister Bai was—she still hadn’t returned to the country. Although they had chatted, Yu Xiaoduo felt that Sister Bai had run into a bit of trouble.
At that moment, Ye Shishi appeared in the lobby, immediately drawing the attention of the young men. It seemed that losing the competition hadn’t affected Ye Shishi’s status at all.
This made Gu Wan’er very unhappy. She looked at Yu Xiaoduo’s outfit—this guy used to know how to dress, but lately he’d gone all conservative.
“There are so many clothes at home. Couldn’t you wear something nice when you go out?” Gu Wan’er couldn’t help saying.
“How was I supposed to know you were coming to watch? Blame me?” Yu Xiaoduo said irritably.
Gu Wan’er didn’t even want to talk anymore. Please, just be a woman. Look at me—I’m already used to being a man now.
Soon, everyone entered the venue one after another. Gu Wan’er’s seat was the best in the whole place—front row, near the center. Even Ye Shishi didn’t get treatment like that.
Gu Wan’er also secretly felt relieved.
“Your bestie isn’t bad. She arranged a good seat for you.” Yu Xiaoduo teased.
“Come on, the two of us grew up sharing the same pair of pants.”
Yu Xiaoduo was speechless. “When we talk, you don’t have to use a man’s tone.”
“Then you get used to it.”
Yu Xiaoduo: “…”
“Oh right, after the show later, don’t leave. Wait for her and go for a late-night snack together. I’ll introduce you guys. Whether you can win her over is up to you.” Gu Wan’er smiled mischievously.
“How am I supposed to pursue her using your body?”
“I can pursue her for you. I know her very well.”
Yu Xiaoduo squinted slightly. “You haven’t given up yet, have you?”
“What are you talking about? Am I that kind of person?”
“Heh.” Yu Xiaoduo didn’t believe it before, but now he felt she might be.
And recently he’d thought of something absolutely terrifying: if this body swap didn’t stop one day, and he eventually got a wife, what if Gu Wan’er suddenly swapped into his body and fooled around with his wife? If she really dared to do that, he’d fool around with her too.
Lu Zhengzhi, sitting on the right side, took a look and said in a low voice, “Brother Yu and Sister-in-law’s seats are the best in the whole place. And Sister-in-law still said she doesn’t know her.”
“Didn’t you hear Sister-in-law’s tone just now? It’s obvious she knows her.” Fu Quan said flatly.
