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Live Broadcast: My Blunt TCM Practice and My Patients Are Dying Online Chapter 132


Hearing the man say that, the woman’s face was full of impatience, as if she really disliked how timid he was acting.

The woman walked up to Qin Jiang and said loudly, “Doctor, please take a look at us. We’ve been married for two years, but we still don’t have a child. Can you help us figure out if something’s wrong?”

Qin Jiang looked at the woman with some surprise.

He never expected them to be husband and wife.

The way these two looked at each other just seemed a bit off.

At first, Qin Jiang thought they were just friends—not even a couple. But it turned out they were actually married.

“What are your names?” Qin Jiang asked.

The woman said bluntly, “My name is Du Yun, and his name is Huang Jiang.”

Qin Jiang glanced at Du Yun.

“You’ve been married for two years and still haven’t gotten pregnant. Have you been to the hospital for any checkups?”

“Yes, we have.”

Du Yun said, “We just had our physical exams last week. Both of us are very healthy. No problems at all.”

That struck Qin Jiang as a bit strange.

If there’s nothing wrong with their bodies, then why can’t they conceive? Judging from her complexion, Du Yun really did look like a very healthy woman, not someone who seemed sick at all.

“Put your hand here. Let me feel your pulse.”

Hearing Qin Jiang say that, Du Yun placed her hand on the table.

The moment Qin Jiang put his fingers on her wrist, his eyes widened as if he’d seen a ghost, and he looked at Du Yun in disbelief.

“How are you still a virgin?”

“Huh?”

Liu Yan and all the viewers were completely dumbfounded.

The netizens in the live stream immediately started expressing their doubts.

“No way, she’s been married for two years and is still a virgin?”

“This is hilarious. There’s no way something this ridiculous exists in the world, right?”

“If I hadn’t been watching Dr. Qin’s live stream for so long, I’d think this was scripted.”

It wasn’t just the netizens who were shocked—even Qin Jiang was surprised.

In the 21st century, with so much information exploding everywhere, people generally know a lot more about sex education than the previous generation did.

In fact, many people during their school years are already more knowledgeable than some experts.

So when Qin Jiang discovered through taking her pulse that Du Yun was still a virgin, his expression was absolutely priceless.

Du Yun asked with a confused look, “What does ‘virgin’ mean?”

Qin Jiang felt a headache coming on.

“It means you haven’t had sexual intercourse. You and your husband have been married for two years. Have you two never slept together?”

“Yes, we have.”

Du Yun said innocently, “We sleep in the same bed every day, and we even hold hands while sleeping. So since we haven’t gotten pregnant after two years, that’s why I came to you for help.”

If Du Yun didn’t look so sincere, Qin Jiang might have thought these two were just messing with him.

“Who told you that holding hands can get you pregnant? Isn’t that just spreading misinformation?”

“You actually believe something that ridiculous?”

Qin Jiang couldn’t hold back anymore and asked, “Miss Du, would you mind sharing your educational background?”

Qin Jiang thought that if Du Yun could be fooled by something so naive, her education level must be very low.

But as soon as Du Yun started talking about her education, everyone was shocked again.

“I have a PhD in Materials Science from Qingbei University. Huang Jiang has a PhD in Chemistry from Southwest University. We were introduced through a matchmaking service.”

Qin Jiang found this absolutely surreal.

He had originally assumed they had low education levels, but it turned out both of them were PhDs!

Qin Jiang couldn’t help but complain, “Wait a minute—you both managed to earn PhDs, and you never noticed that something was off?”

“It’s one thing if you never received any education on this topic, but have you never even watched nature documentaries?”

“And even if you’ve never watched nature documentaries, living together day and night, haven’t you ever felt any urges?”

Qin Jiang thought all of this was unbelievable, but to Du Yun and Huang Jiang, it all seemed perfectly natural.

“Of course we’ve had urges. Sometimes Huang Jiang snores so loudly when he sleeps that it keeps me awake, so I end up arguing with him.”

Qin Jiang looked helpless. The kind of “urges” he was talking about were obviously not that.

Qin Jiang thought that even without formal education, people would rely on instinct to reproduce. But he never imagined there were people who could actually suppress their own instincts and desires.

“Alright then. Let me first explain to you how a baby is made.”

To make it easier for Du Yun to understand, Qin Jiang specifically get a community health education pamphlet.

Then, using various tactful terms, Qin Jiang carefully explained the entire process of having a child to both of them.

I have to say, they really were highly educated intellectuals. They quickly understood everything Qin Jiang said.

At that moment, they wished they could find a hole to crawl into.

They had always thought that holding hands would lead to pregnancy, but now it turned out that was completely wrong!

To be fair, it wasn’t really their fault. It was their parents’ fault for being too strict.

From a young age, their parents only focused on teaching them to read and write and study.

This shows that many families don’t really care about their children’s thoughts or what happens to them later in life.

They all think that as long as the child does well on the college entrance exam, they’ve jumped over the dragon gate, and then they can do whatever they want.

Du Yun and Huang Jiang were seriously harmed by this way of thinking.

Blushing, Du Yun said to Qin Jiang, “Thank you, doctor. We’ll go home and try again to see if we can get pregnant.”

Qin Jiang nodded.

“If both of you are very healthy, then it should be easy to conceive a healthy baby. There’s no doubt about that.”

“However, there are a few things I need to make clear to you. Getting pregnant is largely a matter of luck, so don’t think that if you go home today, you’ll be pregnant tomorrow. That probability is very small.”

“Secondly, when you get home, read some parenting and pregnancy books. Consider it preparing in advance for becoming a mother.”

Du Yun nodded, clearly eager to have a child of her own.

Just then, Qin Jiang turned to Huang Jiang.

“Mr. Huang, please put your hand here as well. I’ll check you over too, while you’re here.”

Since they’d come all this way, he might as well examine both of them and make sure they were in good shape for trying to conceive.

But this time, when Qin Jiang felt Huang Jiang’s pulse, his expression became just as dramatic.

Seeing Qin Jiang’s face, Huang Jiang also got a little nervous.

“Doctor, I’m probably fine, right?”

Qin Jiang asked with great curiosity, “You and your wife have never slept together, so how do you have such severe kidney deficiency?”

Severe… kidney deficiency?

The netizens couldn’t believe their ears.

How could he have severe kidney deficiency if he’s never even used it?

What on earth was Huang Jiang up to?

Qin Jiang glanced at the anime character design on Huang Jiang’s clothes and couldn’t help asking,

“Who is this?”

Qin Jiang was just asking casually, but to his surprise, Huang Jiang replied very seriously, “This is my wife.”


Live Broadcast: My Blunt TCM Practice and My Patients Are Dying Online

Live Broadcast: My Blunt TCM Practice and My Patients Are Dying Online

直播:我耿直中医,患者全网社死
Score 5.4
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: Native Language: Chinese
Upon waking up, Qin Jiang found himself transported to another world! By chance, he became a traditional Chinese medicine practitioner and even joined a 24/7 live-streamed talent show! Just as Qin Jiang was utterly bewildered, he awakened the "[Unflinching Old Chinese Doctor System]"! As long as he spoke without hesitation and revealed the patients' ailments, he would receive generous rewards! Thus, for the sake of rich rewards... no, for the sake of healing and saving people, Qin Jiang stood out in the live stream with his unflinching honesty! A female student suffering from anorexia? "Congratulations, miss—it's a joyful pulse!" [Note: "joyful pulse" is a traditional Chinese medicine term indicating pregnancy.] [Ding! Mission completed. Reward granted to host: luxurious ocean-view villa.] ... Looking at the abundant rewards from the system, Qin Jiang vowed to become a great traditional Chinese doctor who heals the world and serves the people!

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