With My Ability To Swap, I Will Never End Up In A Love Triangle Mess - Chapter 94

Whoosh!

The curtains were yanked open. The glaring sunlight fell on Xia Xi’s face, disturbing his once peaceful sleeping expression.

Whoosh!

The soft little blanket was rudely thrown off and tossed aside.

Smack!

A triangular piece of fabric printed with pink and white stripes was flung onto Xia Xi’s face.

“What’s this?”

Xia Xi grabbed the cloth from his face, his eyes bleary and his mind still foggy with sleep.

He held the fabric up to his eyes…

Hmm… Can’t see clearly…

He clenched his fist and rubbed his eyes~

Okay… Now I can see…

What the… It’s just Xia Yue’s panties… Wait no! Why are Xia Yue’s panties on my face?!

His brain jolted awake instantly, and he looked toward the tall figure standing by his bed.

“You’re too old to be lazing in bed, get up and have breakfast.”

Why does that voice sound so familiar?

“Still out of it? Xia Yue, I think you’ve fried your brain from studying too hard.”

Xia Yue?

Me?

No way, how could I be Xia Yue?

Xia Xi focused his eyes on the person speaking.

Well, I’ll be darned, isn’t that “him”! How could he not recognize that face he’d used for twenty years?

He brought his hands to his face, feeling it, pinching it, rubbing it… This soft, squishy feeling—he’d only ever felt it when he was in Bai Xiaocha’s body.

He craned his neck to the side, trying to see what was behind him.

He saw jet-black long hair falling over smooth shoulders, cascading all the way down to her waist, emitting a faint, fresh scent.

So… he and Xia Yue had swapped heads today, right?

No wonder his mind was such a mess when he woke up. He was usually the type to become alert immediately; it was only that girl Xia Yue who wandered around in a daze every morning.

“Xia Yue, I—”

“Stop! My foolish imouto, did you sleep yourself stupid? You’re calling me by your own name!”

If meme images could be sent in real life, Xia Xi would without hesitation smash the “Confused Black Guy” right onto Xia Yue’s face.

This lousy little sister, just because they swapped bodies, she actually dared to try and steal his name and identity as the big brother!

“Alright, alright, cut the act. It’s just the two of us here. Don’t think I don’t know who you really are.”

Xia Xi rolled over and got out of bed, landing on his feet.

The long hair behind him swayed with the movement.

Xia Xi reached behind his head, grabbed the loose hair into a bunch, and pulled it over his shoulder, holding it tightly.

A girl’s long hair is so heavy!

Just from that little movement, the pulling sensation at the back of his head nearly made him fall over backwards.

That shouldn’t be right. Luo Xinyu and the others all had long hair too; why didn’t he feel this obvious pulling sensation when he swapped into their bodies?

Xia Xi couldn’t figure it out and could only blame it on their bodies being already used to the weight of the hair, whereas he had just acquired this “waist-length hair” and wasn’t accustomed to it yet.

“Annoying little sister, who do you think you’re talking to?! Look at these legs, this body, this face! If I’m not Xia Xi, then who is?! Don’t tell me a 150cm little loli like you is Xia Xi?”

Xia Yue patted her thigh, then lifted her shirt to reveal a faintly outlined abdomen, finally squishing her cheeks, making the flesh bunch up and forcing her lips into a pout.

Watching his little sister use his face to make such exaggerated expressions and actions instantly made him furious.

He raised his fist, imagining giving his annoying little sister a knuckle sandwich like he used to.

“My foolish imouto yo, are you trying to perform ‘little fists hammering your chest’ on me?”

Xia Yue laughed cheekily.

So this is what she looked like from her brother’s perspective—even throwing a tantrum was this cute. And besides…

Thwack!

A karate chop landed precisely on Xia Xi’s head. It hurt so much he hugged his head and squatted down, looking exactly like Xia Yue used to.

Being the big brother is definitely better~ Things like karate chops are so easy to do now~

Knock knock knock.

The familiar sound of knocking.

Checking the time, it was only a little past 9 AM. Probably that person who got turned away yesterday.

Darn it, knocking so early on a holiday—if it were a normal vacation day, this would be nothing but disturbing someone’s sweet dreams for no reason!

Xia Yue glanced at the little loli “big brother” crouching there with tears of pain in his eyes, then strode ferociously to the door.

“Who is it! Don’t you know it’s too early to—… Ah, it’s Sister Xinyu! Please, come in, come in.”

Luo Xinyu was taken aback.

Sister… Xinyu?

She looked curiously at Xia Yue’s face.

Xia Yue seemed to realize her mistake too and quickly spoke up to remedy it.

“Ahem, it’s all that girl Xia Yue’s fault, always chanting ‘Sister Xinyu’ in my ear. It just slipped out, yeah, slipped out!”

Pfft—

The demeanor and actions of this “Xia Xi” before her screamed ‘girl’ from every pore. Luo Xinyu instantly guessed the other party’s true identity.

Looks like that idiot Xia Xi had completely swapped with his little sister?

She glanced with interest at the Xia Yue-brand “Xia Xi.” Seems like this could be fun too.

If it were the real Xia Xi, she’d never hear a address like “Sister Xinyu,” but with the little sister-brand “Xia Xi,” it was different.

“It’s perfectly alright. If you like it, you can keep calling me Sister Xinyu.”

The bodyguard, though he didn’t quite understand the situation, could more or less sense something odd about this “Xiya Xi.”

But, since his young mistress didn’t seem to mind, he wouldn’t make presumptions.

He exerted strength in his arms, helping the wheelchair over the threshold and into the Xia household.

Xia Yue didn’t think much of it, just assuming her brother and this Sister Xinyu had played some kind of role-play game like in those galgames, hence why she was fine with a boy calling her ‘sister.’

“Sister Xin… ahem, Xinyu, would you like something to drink?”

“Milk, please. Water is fine if you don’t have any.”

Luo Xinyu placed the blue-and-white gift box she had prepared on the coffee table.

“This is a gift for you~”

Xia Yue took a carton of milk from the fridge and thoughtfully inserted a straw for Luo Xinyu.

“Wow! A gift! Ahem… I mean, thank you. It’s too much for a guest to bring a gift…”

Watching the flash of innocent delight on “Xia Xi’s” face, Luo Xinyu felt like she could barely hold back her laughter.

Just then, Xia Xi walked out of the room, full of resentment, and silently tossed those pink-and-white striped panties into a bucket filled with laundry.

“Good morning, Little Yue~”

Luo Xinyu smiled and greeted him.

However, Xia Xi didn’t respond.

“Little Yue seems to be in a bad mood today? She didn’t react at all when I called her.”

She looked at “Xia Xi,” her eyes seemingly asking, “Did you two siblings have a fight?”

“No, she’s definitely thrilled to see you, Xinyu. Isn’t that right, Xia Yue!”

“Xia Xi” raised her voice sharply when she called the name ‘Xia Yue.’

Xia Xi finally realized that he now looked like his little sister, so Luo Xinyu’s “Good morning, Little Yue” just now was directed at him…

And so, using his little sister’s adorable face, he forced out a happy smile.

“Good morning, Sister Xinyu~”