With My Ability To Swap, I Will Never End Up In A Love Triangle Mess - Chapter 87

“Wake up, loser brother~”

Still half-asleep, Xia Xi felt something repeatedly bumping against his chest.

Xia Yue was using her tiny fists to pound on his chest, trying to rouse him from his slumber.

“Stop, stop, stop! Any more and you’ll pound the life out of me!”

Sigh. Other people’s little sisters would rather stay curled up in bed, wrapped in their blankets, with a trail of drool at the corner of their mouths, peacefully sleeping until their family admires their cute sleeping face before waking them.

So why was it the opposite for him?

This girl, Xia Yue, barged in first thing in the morning to force him awake, using the classic “tiny fists pounding your chest” method—so not cute at all!

“Hehe, your dear imouto is willing to wake you up so you two can enjoy some sweet one-on-one time in front of the computer. You should be secretly thrilled~”

Hearing that, Xia Xi immediately understood.

No wonder the little brat was so eager to wake him up. After not being able to play on the computer for a whole month, she now wanted him to join her in conquering virtual waifus in a galgame.

“Who wants one-on-one time with you? If you wanna play, go play by yourself. Your big bro needs more sleep.”

Coldly rejecting Xia Yue’s invitation, Xia Xi yanked the blanket over himself, burying his head underneath.

“No way! Playing a little-sister-themed game without my big brother beside me just feels so much less immersive!”

Xia Yue grabbed at the blanket, trying to wrestle control of it from him.

Thankfully, he wasn’t in Bai Xiao Tea’s petite body right now—otherwise, Xia Yue would’ve already hugged and rubbed against him, dragging him out of bed by force.

“Onii-chan~ Dear onii-chan~ Can’t you fulfill your imouto’s tiny little request? Imouto will do anything for you~”

Do you even hear the kind of wild nonsense you’re spouting?!

As long as Xia Xi refused to get up, his little sister kept talking in that cutesy voice, occasionally dropping some suspiciously misleading remarks. Left with no choice, he finally got up to wash up.

Entering the bathroom, he looked at himself in the mirror—nothing seemed different.

But the system had said that starting today, partial swaps would happen once a day.

So what exactly got swapped?

He reached down to check… still there…

Stuck his foot out of the slipper… same as usual…

Opened his palm, stretched his fingers… no change either…

Weird. If his body hadn’t changed at all, did that mean the swap would happen at a random time today instead of exactly at midnight?

Unable to figure it out, he decided not to dwell on it. He’d find out eventually—no rush.

“Over here, over here, big bro! Sit on this chair~”

The chair Xia Yue was referring to was an extremely comfy gaming chair—except it was in a pink-and-white girly style. Sitting on it, Xia Xi couldn’t help but feel a little out of place.

“And then… little sister will sit on your lap, hehe~”

Once Xia Xi was seated, Xia Yue gave a little hop, plopping her rear right onto his thighs. She even wiggled around a bit to find the most comfortable position.

“There’s another chair right there. Why do you have to sit on me?”

As usual, Xia Xi smoothly booted up his sister’s computer, wrapped his hand around the mouse, and clicked open the galgame she hadn’t finished last month before leaving home.

“Wait!”

Suddenly, Xia Yue stopped him.

“What now?”

“Put your hand over mine first, then move the mouse!”

She pushed his hand aside, grabbed the mouse herself, and then gestured for him to place his hand over hers.

What kind of nonsense was this now?

Looking at his hand covering his sister’s small one, Xia Xi’s expression stiffened.

If anyone saw this, they’d definitely scream, “Xia Xi, you pervert! You siscon! Disgusting!”

But honestly, holding hands like this, Xia Xi only felt the softness of his sister’s palm—nothing else. After so many years together, they were way too familiar with each other for it to mean anything.

“Ehehe, just like this~”

Xia Yue seemed delighted.

“Now it feels like I’m using a guy’s hand to play the galgame~”

Then, she glanced down wistfully.

“Too bad you’re so heavy, big bro. Otherwise, I’d hold you while playing. That way, if I looked down, it’d feel like I was you! The immersion would be amazing!”

Oh, so that’s your game, Xia Yue? No wonder the system triggered that temporary quest yesterday.

Well, congrats—in a few days, you’ll get to experience what it’s like playing these games as a guy.

…

“Onii-chan, why is all the food today sweet?”

Looking at the table—”Volcanic Snow” (sugar-coated tomatoes), sweet and sour ribs, sweet and sour pork, pumpkin soup—Xia Yue was completely baffled.

She remembered her brother preferred savory and spicy flavors. Was he doing this for his sweet-toothed little sister? Hehehe, big bro’s the best~

“Uh… When I was cooking, I just felt like making something sweet for some reason.”

Xia Xi was just as confused. Today, he’d actually craved sweets.

And ever since he and his sister had demolished a few popsicles that morning, he’d felt a vague ache in his stomach. Maybe he was getting diarrhea?

“Whatever, I’ll try some first~”

Xia Yue didn’t overthink it, picking up a rib with her chopsticks and popping it into her mouth.

It was… good, but not as satisfying as sweet food usually was. Weird.

Had a month of school cafeteria food messed up her taste buds?

“You eat first. I’m gonna hit the bathroom.”

Watching her brother dash off in a hurry, Xia Yue absentmindedly rubbed her own stomach.

“That’s weird… I thought my period was due soon. Why don’t I feel anything? Did it get delayed?”

If Xia Xi hadn’t been clutching his stomach, she wouldn’t have even remembered her own cycle.

In the bathroom…

The pain in his stomach grew worse. Unable to take it, Xia Xi rushed to the toilet and sat down.

Pulled down his pants, and then—

“HOLY CRAP!!!”

A rare curse escaped his lips.

Can’t blame him—the sight of his bloodstained underwear was downright terrifying.

As the fabric came into view, the faint metallic scent of blood filled the air.

No way… Please don’t let anything happen to my buddy down there!

Xia Xi immediately conducted an emergency inspection.

The conclusion?

He’d gotten his “man period”!

Yep, just like a girl’s monthly cycle—nonstop bleeding. A full-blown man period.

[Day 1: Internal Organs Swapped]

…

“You’re here?”

Luo Xinyu’s voice in his mind sounded delighted.

“Yeah, just here to chat. Today’s been awful.”

Luo Xinyu’s body was so much more comfortable.

The softness wrapped in high-end sleepwear, the delicate fragrance always lingering in the air—nothing like his own body, currently writhing in pain.

Hmph, he was just gonna stay in Luo Xinyu’s body, basking in the young lady’s gentle voice.

As for his real body? Let the system auto-pilot deal with the man period!