With My Ability To Swap, I Will Never End Up In A Love Triangle Mess - Chapter 120

Hearing the research institute bigwig’s words, Xia Xi’s eyes lit up.

Being sent to the research institute sounded great! Once he was in, he probably wouldn’t get out for at least five or ten years!

Besides, An Hu’s hand-and-foot swap was the system’s doing. The people at the research institute probably wouldn’t be able to figure anything out.

“Well now, Professor Yang, you’re putting us in a difficult position. Technically, without a court ruling, we can’t just transfer a prisoner to your research institute.”

The officer was stating a fact.

Even though An Hu had committed crimes, he hadn’t been stripped of his political rights yet. Plus, since the case hadn’t gone through court proceedings, it was tricky for the institute to take him.

Listening to their conversation, an idea popped into Xia Xi’s head.

“System, let’s say… do you have any abilities that can, uh, control others, or make them obediently do as they’re told?”

The system’s reply was swift.

[Host request detected. Issuing optional task.]

[Optional Task 1: Fulfill one of An Xiaoyu’s wishes.
Task Reward (Advanced Payment): The ability to make anyone you maintain eye contact with for five seconds become an obedient “puppet” under your control. Duration: 30 minutes.]

Wow, this system could grant wishes on demand?

Even though there was a task condition to fulfill, this was a pretty good deal! If he ran into trouble later, he could just ask the system for help, and wouldn’t any problem be easily solved?

Speaking of which…

“Then, System, can you make me the god of a new world?”

[Host request detected. Issuing optional task.]

[Optional Task 2: Personally kill your own younger sister.
Task Reward (Cannot be advanced): Prove your dao by killing your sister, and ascend to godhood immediately.]

Looking at the text displayed by the system, Xia Xi was instantly dumbfounded.

You damn dog of a system, you’re making memes now, huh? What kind of crap ‘proving your dao by killing your sister’ is this? Piss off! You must have read too many trashy web novels!

“Accept Optional Task 1.”

As he accepted the task, the system’s reward was paid in advance, even though Xia Xi didn’t feel any different.

He slowly raised his head and made eye contact with the fuming An Hu.

And then…

“I want to go to the research institute! I volunteer to go to the research institute!”

These were the words Xia Xi thought, but they came out of An Hu’s mouth.

An Hu’s face was calm, his expression dull, as if he really was a “marionette.”

“See, see! The person involved is willing to go to the research institute. Don’t worry about it. We’ll provide an explanation to the court,” Professor Yang said, his eyes shining. The other senior professors chimed in in agreement.

“This…” The officer was still hesitant.

“I… I have high research value! I’m willing to dedicate everything to the institute’s research!”

Xia Xi lowered his head, his little face flushed red from holding back laughter.

Making An Hu say things like this was just too fun.

Professor Yang nodded and walked over to An Hu.

“Exactly. Look at this young man’s unique physical structure. It absolutely has extremely high research value. Isn’t this much more meaningful than keeping him in a detention center?”

As he spoke, Professor Yang patted An Hu’s “arm” a couple of times.

And then…

Everyone froze.

Because… An Hu’s thick, muscular thigh “arm” just fell off. But because of the handcuffs, the “arm” was left dangling disconnected in mid-air.

Forget the professors and the officers; even Xia Xi himself was stunned.

So, when the system said “puppet,” it literally meant the kind of detachable puppet you find in a box!

He snapped out of it and calmly manipulated An Hu to reattach the dislodged arm back to the stump. Not a single drop of blood flowed during the entire process.

“So, my research value,” An Hu said, looking at Professor Yang. “May I enter the research institute now?”

“Yes! Absolutely yes! If you don’t belong in the institute, who does?! You are the holy body born to be researched!”

Professor Yang, probably overexcited by this novel discovery, even ended up using a meme his grandson often quoted.

As for the outcome…

Naturally, An Hu was sent to the research institute, and Xia Xi was personally driven home by the officers. A kind-hearted officer even bought him a Sticky Rice Scented Lemon Tea… mhmm, still that unique taste…

….

“Ooh… aah! So good! Xia Yue, a little softer~”
“A-and… Xiaoyu, don’t!”

Bai Xiaocha was moaning using Xia Xi’s male body, sounding rather… questionably intimate.

“Hehe~ Saying ‘don’t’ with your mouth, but your body is being very honest, huh~ Silly Xiaocha just needs to relax and enjoy. Lady Yueyue has to consider many things, you know.”

Xia Yue smirked, her speech as teasing and mischievous as ever.

What exactly was the scene with these three?

Bai Xiaocha was lying face down on the large bed, looking utterly comfortable.
Xia Yue was sitting on her lower back, using her small fists to gently pound on Xiaocha’s back, occasionally switching to massaging her shoulders and the nape of her neck.
An Xiaoyu was sitting on a small stool, using Bai Xiaocha’s soft, petite hands to massage Xiaocha’s own feet.

“But… it feels a bit too good. I can’t take it anymore.”

Bai Xiaocha’s face was flushed. She finally understood why ancient emperors enjoyed being attended to by so many people. This feeling was pure bliss!

“Hmph, look at you, mere Xiaocha. You have two super beautiful girls giving you a massage, and you’re still being picky.”

So, why were Xia Yue and An Xiaoyu providing massage services to the loli-con (lolicon) Bai Xiaocha?

Naturally, it was because of what An Xiaoyu had said: they had to fulfill one of Bai Xiaocha’s wishes for her and Xia Xi to be able to swap back.

Xia Yue had immediately asked what Bai Xiaocha’s wish was. After all, she genuinely hoped her big brother could return to his own body; it would give her peace of mind.
Having her brother in a stranger’s body, hundreds of kilometers away in Rong City—what if something happened?

She remembered Bai Xiaocha’s answer from that time: “My wish? Hehe… anything? …Then I want you two to be my little maids for a day, whom I can order around as I please!”

And so, the massage scene from earlier came to be.

“Speaking of which, it’s been the whole morning, and my brother hasn’t called you once. Did something happen to him?”

Based on what An Xiaoyu had said, they had talked on the phone for hours yesterday, which was completely different from the lack of communication today.

“Should I call and ask?”

As she spoke, An Xiaoyu stopped massaging Bai Xiaocha and dialed the number.

She was also quite worried about whether “she” was okay over there. After all, no one understood An Hu’s violent tendencies better than she did.

“Moshi moshi?”

Xia Xi, relaxing comfortably in the bathtub, casually answered the phone.

“Did anything happen on your end?”

“Nope. I’m taking a bath right now. There’s water everywhere; it’s really inconvenient to take a call. I’ll call you back after I finish, okay? Bye!”

An Xiaoyu stared silently at the phone that had been hung up instantly, her small fists instantly clenching tight.

“What’s wrong? How’s my brother?”

“Him? He’s, just as you said, living the good life and thoroughly enjoying himself~”