With My Ability To Swap, I Will Never End Up In A Love Triangle Mess - Chapter 114

“Administrator requests control of player An Xiaoyu’s legs. Grant authorization?”

“No way! I refuse!”

An Xiaoyu, controlling the arms, placed her hands on her cheeks and forcefully straightened the head that was desperately trying to retreat.

There was no helping it. She and Xia Xi now shared the same field of vision. If Xia Xi didn’t look forward, she couldn’t see either.

“Listen to me, let’s just get out of here and make a proper plan, okay?”

Xia Xi was filled with regret. He never should have returned control of the hands and feet to An Xiaoyu.

Now look at the mess. Our great Level 1 adventurer was about to challenge a horde of unleashed goblins.

And besides…

“Ah… so many skills… Whatever, I’ll just pick one randomly, I guess.”

Over on Bai Xiaocha’s end, it seemed to be a kind of VR-style idle game interface, probably responsible for things like class selection and skill allocation for Xia Xi and An Xiaoyu.

So…

“You’re really going to challenge the goblins with a healing spell? Do you plan to replenish their stamina so they can turn into perpetual farming machines?”

An Xiaoyu glanced at the skill bar, then patted her chest reassuringly, her steps never faltering.

“Relax! I’m a gaming pro!”

….

Five minutes later.

Xia Xi stared at the horde of goblins chasing them, brandishing daggers and lolling their tongues, and felt his mind go numb.

“Big pro… This is what you call ‘relax’?”

“Shut up! Turn your head back around and watch where you’re going! Don’t blame me if we run into a wall!”

An Xiaoyu controlled the two well-proportioned legs, running for all she was worth.

She hadn’t expected that whacking a goblin on the head with her staff would not only deal zero damage but would also make the goblin adopt a truly perverted expression. The way that green skin grinned seemed like it wanted to devour her completely.

“Huh? How come you can’t even beat the beginner mobs?”

Bai Xiaocha’s puzzled voice rang out.

You have the nerve to ask why we can’t beat them!?

Damn system, why did it have to let this dumb loli Bai Xiaocha be in charge of “character creation”? It’s ruined me!

Watching the goblin’s dagger get closer and closer, Xia Xi was utterly powerless. He could only watch helplessly as, after losing the ability to move, he was swallowed up by the swarming goblins…

…

Spawn Point.

“This is impossible! How did you, the admin, design this game? Those goblins just don’t take any damage.”

Hearing An Xiaoyu’s complaint in his mind, Xia Xi pursed his lips. He didn’t know how the system designed it either.

At the same time, he felt immensely grateful that this girl, An Xiaoyu, had the presence of mind to grab a nearby stone and quickly end things for herself. Otherwise, who knows what would have happened to this female character’s body facing that gob horde…

“Wait, look at the map exploration percentage.”

A sudden idea seemed to strike An Xiaoyu, and she hurriedly remind Xia Xi.

Following her suggestion, Xia Xi opened the map panel. The exploration percentage for the Goblin Cave was still at five percent!

This meant… they didn’t need to fight the goblins head-on at all. They just needed to explore stealthily.

“So that’s how it is… Well, that makes things easier. We can just use our lives to push the exploration percentage. We can revive anyway.”

And then…

“Your character, An Xiaoyu, has died. Auto-revive selected.”

Whap! Whap! Whap! Whap!

Crisp slapping sounds rang out, followed immediately by Bai Xiaocha’s voice begging for mercy.

She didn’t have a physical body; she had been following An Xiaoyu’s character in some kind of spirit form, getting forcibly pulled back if she strayed too far.

Yet, despite that, she could still feel the sensation of her little bottom being spanked with perfect clarity.

Ten spanks for every revival. Watching the constant stream of character death notifications, she felt like the sky was falling.

If she had known this would happen, she never would have picked the Healer! She should have picked a class that’s harder to kill! Wuwuwu, please stop spanking my bottom!

“I quit! What a garbage game, wuwuwu!”

Right after she said this, a character panel automatically popped up in front of Xia Xi’s vision.

On the panel was the 3D model of the girl, An Xiaoyu, standing there like a little figurine.

“What’s going on? Did you open this?” Xia Xi asked An Xiaoyu in his mind.

“No way, why would I open something that blocks the view?”

Before the two could think further, the character interface automatically brought up a settings box, and then the red logout button was pressed automatically…

[Bai Xiaocha is very disappointed and has chosen to quit the game.]

[Task Failed. Initiating Task Punishment.]

[Host, Bai Xiaocha, and An Xiaoyu will undergo an 8-hour body swap between the three of them.]

….

In a dimly lit room, a cute girl wearing rainbow LED headphones, a white t-shirt, and black shorts slowly opened her eyes.

“What kind of mess is this… We were almost done exploring…”

If he had known the task would fail, what was the point of all those countless times he was humiliated by the goblins (Just killed, okay? I don’t mean anything else by it! (/ω＼))!

Xia Xi, controlling An Xiaoyu’s body, stood up from the gaming chair.

He reached down and touched the now-flat stomach, sighing helplessly as he started looking around the room for food.

Grabbing a random instant noodle cup from what seemed to be a bulk supply, he added boiling water and began to think about what to do next.

The system said the three of them would swap bodies. Since he was now An Xiaoyu, An Xiaoyu was probably in Bai Xiaocha’s body—that infuriatingly hopeless dumb loli.

An Xiaoyu probably wouldn’t have any major issues over there. She seemed like a homebody herself. As long as she stayed quietly at Bai Xiaocha’s place, nothing should happen.

As for his original body, in all likelihood, Bai Xiaocha would be in it.

The moment he thought about his mischievous little sister still being at home, and Bai Xiaocha definitely not knowing how to act like him… what would happen when Xia Yue realized Bai Xiaocha had become him?… Eww, he didn’t even dare imagine…

“Ah, the noodles are ready…”

Smelling the aroma, Xia Xi eagerly prepared to eat.

He had no choice. An Xiaoyu’s body was just too hungry. It wouldn’t be an exaggeration to say he felt like a starving ghost right now.

Click… Clack…

It was the sound of a key inserting into the door lock.

BANG!

The door was suddenly kicked open with great force. A middle-aged man stood in the doorway, still holding the pose of having just lifted his right foot to kick.

“Bastard! How much did you earn today? Hand it over, quick! The guys are waiting for me to play cards!”

Who is this?

Xia Xi, mouth full of noodles, looked the man up and down.

“I’m talking to you! Playing dumb, are you?”

Before Xia Xi could react, An Hu rapidly closed the distance and slapped him across the face.

The cup of noodles in his hands flew away instantly, the broth splashing all over a small bed nearby.

“Who are you?” Xia Xi asked, covering the red handprint on his cheek, staring intently at the man.

“Tch. A bastard is a bastard. Don’t even recognize your own father now? Then again, it’s not like I’m your real dad anyway.”

An Hu grabbed Xia Xi’s chin roughly, his tone contemptuous.

“You look just like your whore of a mother… Hah! That same cheap look!”