With My Ability To Swap, I Will Never End Up In A Love Triangle Mess - Chapter 112
“So… when did you pick up this hobby of cross-dressing?”
Xia Xi’s corners of the mouth twitched as he reached out and pinched the soft cheek of what was now Gao Xiong’s face—though it currently belonged to Bai Xiaocha.
While it’s common to see men cosplay female characters at conventions, it’s rare to see someone like Gao Xiong, who cosplayed so convincingly you couldn’t tell he was male at all.
Even Bai Xiaocha, a seasoned convention-goer, hadn’t spotted his true gender at first.
“Well… I started when I was very young,” Gao Xiong said, trying to pry Xia Xi’s hand off his face.
“I’ve had gender dysphoria since I was a kid. Even though I felt like a girl myself, the doctors kept insisting I was a boy. And the facts are there: I have… parts that girls don’t have, and no curves up front. Everything about me says I’m male.”
Gender dysphoria?
This was the first time Xia Xi had encountered a real case.
“And then?”
Logically, gender dysphoria is considered a mental condition, something you’d be sent to a hospital for.
“My parents were shocked when they found out, but they weren’t upset. If anything, they were happy—they’d always wanted a daughter. After learning about my situation, they even considered getting me sex reassignment surgery, but they gave up on the idea because of the whole ‘carrying on the family line’ thing.”
Wow…
“How can one person’s life story be this unbelievable!” Bai Xiaocha exclaimed in Xia Xi’s mind.
“So, your daily life now is… living as a girl in society?” Xia Xi rubbed his chin.
A male body with a female appearance—this was like a born natural for cross-dressing! If this were a cultivation world, he’d probably be called a “Pure Yang Furnace.”
“Mhm, that’s right. But it seems like no one really sees me as a girl. The boys at school have no sense of boundaries, and the girls think I’m a sissy and don’t want to play with me. So, after swapping bodies with you and becoming a real girl, I was so happy!”
Gao Xiong, looking at his (Bai Xiaocha’s) body, broke into a sweet, cute smile. It felt strange—was this how he used to smile? So adorable! As expected of me~
“Alright then… Let’s go! Let’s keep enjoying the convention.”
“Huh? You… you don’t mind me walking around in your body? I thought you brought me here to keep an eye on me, to restrict what I do…”
Typical timid, weak-minded cross-dresser logic!
“Why would I restrict you? Since we’ve already swapped bodies, we might as well each experience what it’s like to be the other, and then we can figure out how to swap back later~”
Of course, that’s what he said, but Xia Xi still needed to keep an eye on this guy. After all, that was Bai Xiaocha’s body; he couldn’t let someone else do whatever they wanted with it. If he did, Bai Xiaocha’s favorability might not just stagnate—it could drop. If he noticed any bad intentions, he would cancel the swap immediately.
“Mr. Ghost, wasn’t this body swap your doing?!”
Bai Xiaocha voiced her confusion in his mind.
She had just heard him say “figure out how to swap back,” and her heart sank. Even though it wasn’t the “big sister’s” body, she was still a bit curious about being a boy. Initially, she thought Mr. Ghost was behind it all and could swap back anytime, so she wasn’t worried. But now… She didn’t want to be a boy forever!
“Ahem.” Xia Xi cleared his throat softly. “I was just lying to him. I can swap back whenever I want. You just focus on enjoying the experience.”
Hearing this, Bai Xiaocha sighed in relief. Her original life was happy enough; she didn’t want to become someone else. What’s wrong with being a happy, legal loli, going around seeking cheek presses from big sisters?
“Um… little sister… I need to use the restroom…” Gao Xiong, not knowing Bai Xiaocha’s real age and seeing her small stature, called her ‘little sister.’ He was holding his stomach, legs clenched tight, looking like he really needed to go.
“Really? You’re not planning on doing something bad in there, are you?” Xia Xi eyed him suspiciously.
They had just swapped! He hadn’t felt the need to go at all before the swap. How could the urge appear right after? Something was definitely fishy.
“Of course not! I’m not that kind of person!” Gao Xiong seemed to be in a real hurry, his speech becoming rushed.
“Fine then. I’ll wait for you outside.” Seeing that he genuinely seemed about to burst, Xia Xi relented. He stationed himself outside the restroom, waiting calmly for him to come out.
Of course, if the guy took longer than three minutes, Xia Xi wouldn’t hesitate to charge in. If he was indeed doing something weird, Xia Xi would immediately end the swap, leaving this guy with ill intentions to face the embarrassment.
“Mr. Ghost, he might really just need to use the restroom…” Bai Xiaocha spoke up in his mind. “Before you came, I drank quite a bit of water. Judging by the time, it’s about right to feel the need now.”
Xia Xi, however, wasn’t convinced. If it was because of the water, he should have felt some urge earlier too. But the fact was, he felt nothing.
After waiting two or three minutes, just as he was about to shake his head, say something, and charge in, a few large guys suddenly slung their arms over his shoulders and back, immobilizing him.
“Hey, you just got our number yesterday and you couldn’t wait to call us over today? Are you that desperate?”
What did that mean?
Xia Xi frowned. From the sound of it, someone had called them here.
“What, cat got your tongue? Whatever, let’s go. The room’s already booked. But I’m telling you upfront, since you called us this time, we’re not giving you a single cent.”
Gao Xiong’s body wasn’t very strong; there was no way to break free from several burly men. He could only be led away against his will.
“Mr. Ghost, do something! Let’s just swap back! I’m scared!” Bai Xiaocha, who had never experienced anything like this, was terrified.
“Don’t worry, don’t worry. I know what I’m doing.” Xia Xi almost laughed, remembering how this silly loli had been making excuses for the other guy earlier.
He had a pretty good idea of what was happening. He quietly reassured Bai Xiaocha and then glanced back towards the restroom. Sure enough, he spotted a sneaky little loli figure. The guy hadn’t gone to the toilet at all! He had used the chance to be alone to call these guys using “Gao Xiong’s” name, just to get Xia Xi out of the way.
As for what that guy planned to do with Bai Xiaocha’s body once Xia Xi was gone… the result was obvious.
Xia Xi guessed that the “life story” the other had told earlier was probably fabricated to fool him. After all, in that guy’s eyes, the soul he was talking to was a naive little loli, easy to trick.
But even knowing the other guy was no good, Xia Xi didn’t plan to swap back just yet. That would be letting him off too easily.
A smirk tugged at the corner of his mouth as an idea formed in his mind.