My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms - Chapter 64

Lin Hai dragged Liu Xinqing into the car in a disheveled state.

He started the engine and sped off like a stray dog with its tail between its legs.

Glancing down at his clothes—now torn to shreds—and the scratch marks on his face, he cursed under his breath.

What the hell just happened? He’d just been mobbed by a group of women.

The frustration gnawed at him.

If he’d been outmatched, fine. But the damn irony was that he was a skilled fighter.

Yet, no matter how skilled he was, he couldn’t just beat up a bunch of women in the middle of the street.

Sigh. Lin Hai had never felt his life sink into such gloom before.

“Hey… thanks,” Liu Xinqing murmured, eyeing his sorry state with guilt.

Lin Hai waved her off. He wasn’t even in the mood to speak.

“But… Boss Hong said she’d come for me again after school tomorrow,” Liu Xinqing continued, her voice trembling. “The teachers are reviewing exam material these days—I can’t just skip.”

Damn it. Lin Hai frowned.

That was a problem.

Should he pick her up every day?

But what good would that do? Other than giving those female thugs more chances to claw at him, what else could he accomplish?

This is so damn annoying!

Thud!

“Shit!” Lin Hai slammed on the brakes.

Did I just hit something?

He rushed out of the car and checked the front.

A white Teddy dog lay in a pool of blood.

Crap. He’d hit a dog—all because he’d been distracted.

Looking around, there was no owner in sight. The poor thing was on the verge of death.

Liu Xinqing stepped out of the car.

“Ah!” At the sight of the injured dog, tears instantly streamed down her face.

She crouched down and gently stroked the Teddy’s fur. “Poor little thing…”

The dog’s round eyes stared at her, filled with pain and silent pleading.

“Do something!” Liu Xinqing turned to Lin Hai desperately.

Lin Hai’s mood soured further. The dog was clearly beyond saving.

Even though it was just an animal, it was still a life—one he had run over.

A vet was out of the question; it wouldn’t make it in time. And while he was a skilled doctor, his expertise was in treating humans, not animals.

What now?

Wait—

An idea struck him.

He still had a Spirit Beast Pill in his Qiankun Bag.

Though it was meant for feeding spiritual beasts, it was still an immortal-grade item. Maybe it had some miraculous effect.

Screw it. The dog’s already done for—might as well try.

“Wait here,” he said before returning to the car and shutting the door.

Opening WeChat, he accessed the Qiankun Bag.

Extract!

A moment later, the Spirit Beast Pill materialized in his hand.

He returned to the dog, shielding Liu Xinqing’s view as he crouched.

“Little guy, whether you live or die depends on your luck now.”

Prying open the dog’s mouth, he fed it the pill.

“What did you give it?” Liu Xinqing asked.

“Medicine.”

The pill dissolved instantly upon entering the dog’s mouth.

Suddenly, the Teddy’s eyes widened.

Lin Hai tensed, watching closely.

A surge of vitality radiated from the dog’s body.

It worked!

But then—

Something was off.

The Teddy trembled violently, its small face contorted in pain.

Then, wobbling, it stood up.

“Grr… Grrr!” A low, beast-like growl escaped its throat.

At the same time, Lin Hai’s Heavenly Eye activated on its own.

He could see it clearly—a stream of cyan energy swirling inside the dog’s body.

And the Teddy… was growing. Slowly, but unmistakably.

Holy shit, is it mutating?!

Alarmed, Lin Hai scooped up the dog and shoved it into the car.

If anyone saw this, it’d be an urban legend in the making.

He placed the Teddy on the backseat, watching as its body continued to expand.

Liu Xinqing climbed back in.

“Huh? This Teddy… looks bigger now?” she said, puzzled.

Lin Hai stayed silent, but his unease grew.

The growth showed no signs of stopping.

If this tiny Teddy turned into a full-sized hound, how the hell was he supposed to explain it?

“W-W-What the—?! How is it this big now?!”

Ten minutes later, Liu Xinqing pointed at the now waist-high Teddy, stammering in disbelief.

“How should I know?” Lin Hai played dumb.

“Woof! Woof!” The Teddy barked cheerfully at him.

Lin Hai nearly jumped out of his seat.

“Who the hell just called me ‘Dad’?!”

“Me, Dad!” The Teddy wagged its butt, its face forming what could only be described as a smirk.

“What the—?! Did you just become sentient?!”

Lin Hai finally realized the voice in his head was coming from the dog.

Apparently, the Spirit Beast Pill had granted it the same telepathic ability as spirits.

“Not quite, Dad! I’m far from sentient. I’m just stronger now, with a bit of intelligence—enough to talk to you!”

Lin Hai’s face darkened.

“Stop calling me ‘Dad’! If you’re a dog calling me Dad, what does that make me?!”

“But you gave me a second life and intelligence! Of course you’re my dad!”

The oversized Teddy’s tone was childlike.

Lin Hai glared. “I said DON’T call me that! Got it?!”

The dog’s eyes instantly welled up, its expression heartbreakingly pitiful.

“Hey, why are you glaring at it? Look, it’s about to cry!” Liu Xinqing scolded, stroking the dog’s head gently.

Seizing the opportunity, the Teddy nuzzled against her chest, shooting Lin Hai a smug look.

“Oh, you little—!” Lin Hai smacked it.

“Get your damn head away from her, you perverted mutt!” He eyed the spot the dog had rubbed against, feeling a pang of envy.

“Where’s your owner? Get lost if you’re fine.”

Time to kick it out.

“I don’t have an owner. I ran away from home.”

Ran away my ass.

“Then go back where you came from. Now.”

“Dad, don’t abandon me!” The Teddy’s eyes watered again.

“I’m NOT your dad!”

“If you’re not my dad, you’re even better than a dad!”

“Scram, or I’ll beat you!”

“If you hit me, I’ll nuzzle her again!”

“You shameless mutt!”

“Like father, like dog! You’re my dad!”

“I AM NOT YOUR DAD!”

……

Man and dog engaged in a silent, telepathic battle of wills.

Liu Xinqing watched, baffled.

“Uh… are you okay?” She waved a hand in front of Lin Hai’s face.

“You’re the one who’s not okay,” he retorted.

Damn it. This idiot pervert dog wasn’t leaving.

“What’s your name?” If he was stuck with it, he might as well give it one.

“I don’t have one. Dad, name me!” The oversized Teddy looked at him eagerly.

“I said STOP calling me that!” Another smack.

“What should I call you…?” Lin Hai rubbed his chin.

The dog waited, tail wagging.

“Screw it. You’re ‘Ah Hua’ now. Yeah, that’s it!”

The Teddy’s face instantly paled.

A soul-crushing wail echoed in Lin Hai’s mind:

“NOOOO!!! I’M A BOY!!!”