Live Broadcast: My Blunt TCM Practice and My Patients Are Dying Online - Chapter 82

Seeing the brilliant red contents of the insulated cup, the online viewers couldn’t help but start commenting.

“Is this the ‘middle-aged man with no choice, goji berries in the thermos’ situation?”

“Damn, that’s a lethal dose of goji berries! How is this loving him? This is harming him!”

“I don’t think this Nana is even that good-looking. Why do rich guys like this type?”

“You’re all too young. Look at Nana’s waist-to-hip ratio. I’ll just say one thing: when the hips are wider than the shoulders, life is heavenly!”

“True. Young people look at faces, mature men look at figure and technique.”

Qin Jiang ignored the viewers’ chatter and stared at the precious herbs in the cup, his expression strange.

“You don’t actually think drinking this stuff can replenish what you’ve depleted, do you?”

Luan An wore an ‘I know my stuff’ expression. “Dr. Qin, I have some basic medical knowledge too.”

“Of course I know this can’t fully make up for all the loss, but it’s still beneficial, right?”

“Slowly nourishing and regulating, I think it still helps.”

Qin Jiang sighed.

“And you have the nerve to say you have medical knowledge? Don’t you even know the saying ‘all medicine is three parts poison’?”

“Even if you drink only goji berries long-term, it can harm your body. You don’t understand this basic principle?”

From a traditional Chinese medicine perspective, all medicinal herbs possess properties corresponding to the Five Elements.

Health, in the eyes of TCM, is essentially the human body’s internal Five Elements achieving a subtle balance, placing the entire person in a harmonious state.

So here’s the question.

Since goji berries are a Chinese herb, they naturally have their own unique medicinal properties.

Drinking them occasionally for regulation is fine. But drinking them every day? How could that not cause imbalance?

“It’s useless?”

Luan An was stunned, clearly not expecting that his long-term regimen of ‘Goji Berry Super Hydration’ was pretty much ineffective.

“But I really felt like I became more… capable after drinking this water long-term.”

“To be honest, Dr. Qin, I used to be… very short-lived. But since drinking the goji water, I feel incredibly strong now. Sometimes even Nana begs me for mercy.”

Nana, standing nearby, rolled her eyes at Luan An.

Was this the kind of thing you just blurted out?
However, the very next second, Qin Jiang ruthlessly exposed the truth.

Qin Jiang looked at Nana.

“That probably isn’t the effect of the goji water, is it? Miss Nana, you should know best.”

Nana hadn’t expected Qin Jiang to be so sharp, seeing through the trick at a glance.

Biting her red lip, Nana hesitated for a moment before saying, “It’s… it’s not just goji water. I also added a little powdered seal penis pill* in there.”

Luan An looked completely bewildered.

“What’s a seal penis pill?”

Nana, her face flushed, explained vaguely, “It’s also a tonic, a good tonic for your health.”

Hearing Nana’s words, the live-stream viewers immediately lost their cool.

“This woman is truly vicious, putting seal pills directly in his water cup?”

“I’m dying of laughter, no wonder this guy thinks he’s so fierce. Taking seal pills every day, of course he’d feel fierce!”

“Hey, experienced guys upstairs, newbie here asking for guidance: what’s a seal penis pill?”
“You can think of it as Viagra.”
“So this guy’s been drinking ‘A-Wei’ every day? No wonder he looks so depleted. He’s draining his life force!”

Qin Jiang also gave Luan An a brief rundown on what seal penis pills actually were.

The more Luan An listened, the greener his face became.

No wonder he never had a ‘sage mode’—he’d been drugged!

Luan An asked with a dark expression, “Nana, have I ever treated you poorly? Why would you do this! Tell me, did someone send you to harm me!”

Questioned like this, Nana felt deeply wronged.

“Luan An, what are you saying? Don’t you know how I feel about you?”

“The reason I did this is precisely because I love you so much!”

“Besides you, I don’t want to go find other men. So I’d rather endure the hardship myself, take care of things myself, but I haven’t been unfaithful!”

Holy crap?

There’s an even greater expert here?

Hearing Nana’s words, Qin Jiang was utterly shocked.

Luan An was already going at it three times a day like meals, and that still couldn’t satisfy Nana?

Impossible!

Qin Jiang said to Nana, “Give me your hand. Let me check your pulse.”

Nana seemed reluctant.

“I’m probably fine. I’ve always been quite healthy, never felt any discomfort.”

Luan An, standing beside her, grew impatient.

“Just do what Dr. Qin says. Hurry up.”

Nana pouted and, helpless, extended her hand, placing it on the pulse pillow.

As soon as Qin Jiang’s fingers touched her wrist, his expression instantly became one of utter disbelief.

“No pulse?”

Startled, Qin Jiang quickly focused, concentrating carefully.

Only after directing his full attention did he finally detect a faint thread of a pulse.

Qin Jiang knew Nana definitely had issues, but he never expected her problem to be this severe!

“Dr. Qin, there shouldn’t be anything wrong with me, right?”

Having worked in the entertainment industry for years, Nana had long learned to read people’s expressions.

Seeing Qin Jiang’s grim face, she couldn’t help but ask.

Qin Jiang said gravely, “Your condition is even more serious than Luan An’s. This isn’t just severe kidney depletion anymore.”

“If you don’t get treatment soon, you probably won’t live past this month.”

Hearing this, both of their faces showed shock and horror.

Luan An simply couldn’t believe it.

“That can’t be, Dr. Qin! You don’t know how fierce she usually is; I can’t handle her at all!”

“Let me put it this way: every time I’m with her, I feel like I’m the one being ravaged. Completely passive, never in control.”

Qin Jiang glanced at Luan An.

“And that’s your excuse for indulgence?”

Luan An gave an awkward smile and didn’t reply.

Ignoring Luan An for the moment, Qin Jiang looked straight at Nana and got to the point. “Your frequency isn’t low either, at least five times a day, right?”

Nana hadn’t expected Qin Jiang to even estimate that. She nodded, her face flushed.

“Haven’t you ever considered that this might be an illness?”

Nana blinked, somewhat confused.

“It’s an illness? I thought it was pretty normal.”

Qin Jiang said very seriously, “It’s not normal. It is an illness called sex addiction.”

“This condition is relatively rare, but it exists. The main symptom is easily falling into inappropriate fantasies, having urges anytime, anywhere.”

“Your demand is very high, but Luan An couldn’t satisfy you, so you started feeding him seal pills, right?”

“But you didn’t know that not only men can suffer kidney depletion; women can too.”

“With each time you… reach climax, your depletion is actually greater.”

“Your body is severely overdrawn now. Once you exhaust the last bit of your kidney qi, you’ll drop dead immediately. Commonly known as ‘instantaneous frenzy’.”

Hearing Qin Jiang’s words, Nana’s face instantly turned deathly pale.