Live Broadcast: My Blunt TCM Practice and My Patients Are Dying Online - Chapter 8

“Wu Tong! You told me you showered every time! You dared to lie to me?”

Wu Tong, standing nearby, went weak in the knees and nearly knelt before Sun Wei.

Let’s be real, guys slacking off is pretty normal.

Women might scrub for half an hour in the shower; guys are done in two minutes.

Do you really think it’s because men are faster and more efficient?
Wrong.

It’s because guys think getting wet is clean.

Holding onto this gambler’s mentality, Wu Tong had lied to Sun Wei every time, claiming he was spotless.

A little smell?

That’s just his natural musk, his manly scent!

The live chat erupted into another wave of comments!
“Oh ho, Wu Tong’s real name is mud now!”

“So you can get a fungal infection in your mouth? Learned something new today!”

“If the streamer hadn’t said it, I feel like ‘Mystery Science’ could make a 300-episode arc about this!”

“Big brothers and sisters, I’m in elementary school. What is the streamer talking about?”

“Kids shouldn’t watch this. Go to bed right now.”

Sun Wei was so angry she felt her lungs would explode.

She never could have imagined her toothache was related to her boyfriend, Wu Tong!
Seeing how agitated Sun Wei was, Qin Jiang quickly tried to calm her. “Miss, please don’t get so worked up. Calm down. Getting this angry can easily cause problems.”

But Sun Wei wasn’t listening anymore.

She came for a simple check-up and lost all her privacy, broadcast live for everyone to see!
Just as Sun Wei raised her hand to teach Wu Tong a harsh lesson, a sudden, intense pain shot through her tooth. Her vision went black, and she collapsed straight backward.

Qin Jiang, quick-eyed and swift-handed, caught her just in time.

“Quick, help her onto the bed.”

Wu Tong rushed over to help, carrying Sun Wei onto the patient bed.

“Doctor, is my girlfriend going to be okay?”

Qin Jiang said, “Hold your girlfriend here; don’t let her move around. I’m going to prepare a pill. I’ll be right back.”

After giving these instructions, Qin Jiang hurried towards the pharmacy room.

Sun Wei quickly regained consciousness after lying down.

But the moment she woke up, the severe toothache made her want to sit up.

“Ah, my tooth! It hurts so much!”

Wu Tong quickly held her down. “Honey, the doctor said not to move. Just lie still.”

Seeing her nemesis made her see red.

Sun Wei pinched Wu Tong’s thigh hard and gave it a vicious twist.

“You! It’s all your fault! Ah, it hurts!”

Wu Tong cried out in pain too. “Ah, it hurts!”

Qin Jiang, who was preparing the medicine, paused.

Why was Wu Tong crying out in pain too?

Did the fungus spread that fast?

That shouldn’t be!

Ding.

[Congratulations, host. For speaking bluntly about the patient’s private condition, reward: Divine-Level Anti-Inflammatory Pill Formula]

Perfect timing!

Qin Jiang had originally planned to prepare a herbal decoction for Sun Wei.

But liquid medicine takes time to absorb and works relatively slowly.

This anti-inflammatory pill was different.

Following the formula, Qin Jiang grabbed the herbs with incredible speed, crushed them, and began kneading them with honey.

His movements were smooth and fluid, a pleasure to watch.

Many knowledgeable fans in the live stream expressed their admiration.

“This streamer is amazing! Grabbing herbs without even weighing them?”

“I’ve heard some veteran TCM doctors use their hands as scales—one grab is exactly right, no need for weights.”
“Person above, you said it yourself—veteran doctors. Look at the streamer’s age. Do you think he’s a veteran?”

“Plus, look at how fast he’s making those pills. You can’t just explain that away with practice.”

Qin Jiang’s pill-rolling speed was indeed fast, almost like a child rolling mud balls. In less than three minutes, one pill was ready.

Qin Jiang walked out with the pill to find Wu Tong drenched in sweat.

“Doctor, if you’d taken any longer, I would have died from the pain.”

Seeing Sun Wei twisting Wu Tong’s thigh, Qin Jiang instantly understood what had happened.

“Pry your girlfriend’s mouth open.”

“Huh?”

Wu Tong hesitated.

After all, Sun Wei had nearly bitten Qin Jiang’s finger off when her tooth hurt earlier.

“What, you don’t want to save your girlfriend?”

Gritting his teeth, Wu Tong used both hands to forcibly pry Sun Wei’s mouth open.

Sun Wei cried tears of pain. This clueless straight guy, using so much strength—was he trying to rip her mouth apart!
Qin Jiang aimed for the affected area, shoved the pill in, and used his finger to crush it.

Miraculously, the anti-inflammatory pill became very soft upon contact with saliva, like putty, allowing Qin Jiang to easily spread it over the purple gum.

Sun Wei, who had been wailing in pain moments before, immediately calmed down.

“Huh? It doesn’t hurt anymore?”

Even Sun Wei found it miraculous.

She had been in excruciating pain just seconds ago, but the moment the pill was applied, it was like it had all been an illusion. The pain was completely gone.

Not only was the pain gone, but it also felt cool and soothing, quite comfortable.

“You’re a miracle worker!”

Sun Wei gave Qin Jiang a thumbs-up.

Now she had no doubt about his medical skills!
Qin Jiang walked over and washed his hands thoroughly with soap several times. “Your condition isn’t hard to treat. Use one of these pills each day for three consecutive days, and you’ll be fine.”

“No need to extract the tooth?” Sun Wei asked.

“No need. It wasn’t a tooth problem to begin with.”

Sun Wei then pointed to the left side of her face. “What about these few cavities over here? Can you fix them, Doctor?”

“Sure. The total charge is 4,300. Scan the code or cash?”

Whoa, forty-three hundred? So expensive!
What a rip-off doctor!

The little bit of goodwill Sun Wei had felt for Qin Jiang vanished instantly.

But thinking about how her tooth didn’t hurt anymore, Sun Wei could only take out her phone and scan to pay.

After receiving the three pills from Qin Jiang, Sun Wei was about to leave when Qin Jiang pointed at Wu Tong.

“Young man, I see you have a problem too. Sit down. I might as well take a look at you now.”

Qin Jiang sneered inwardly.

You’re already here. Did you think you’d leave without a consultation?
Not a chance!
Wu Tong had just witnessed Qin Jiang’s entire treatment process for Sun Wei. He was hardly eager to sit down now.

Wu Tong forced a smile. “Doctor, I don’t think I need a check-up. I’m very healthy. Look, my abs.”

Wu Tong directly lifted his shirt, revealing a four-pack.

Qin Jiang took a sip of tea and said leisurely, “Nice muscles don’t necessarily mean you’re healthy. Take my advice, sit down. If you think I’m no good, I won’t charge you.”

Wu Tong was on the verge of tears.

This wasn’t about the money!

Sun Wei still held a grudge against Wu Tong. Hearing Qin Jiang say this, she immediately made Wu Tong sit down.

“The doctor says you have a problem, so just sit down properly.”

“Doctor, don’t hold back. Whatever’s wrong with him, just say it directly!”

Qin Jiang nodded. “So I should really be direct?”

“Say it!”

“Alright then. Young man, you have an anal fissure, don’t you?”