Live Broadcast: My Blunt TCM Practice and My Patients Are Dying Online - Chapter 64

Jin Yu’s offer to let Qin Jiang examine her took him by surprise.

Seeing the Puppy-dog Guy standing nearby looking like he wanted to eat him alive, Qin Jiang quickly explained.

“That won’t be necessary, Miss Jin Yu. I practice Traditional Chinese Medicine. I just need to check your pulse and ask a few questions.”

“Oh, is that so?”

Jin Yu sat back down, feeling inexplicably a little disappointed.

After collecting herself, she said, “Then go ahead and ask, Dr. Qin. I’ll answer honestly.”

Qin Jiang nodded. It was rare to find a patient so cooperative.

“First question: How frequently do you and your boyfriend… engage in intimate activities?”

Jin Yu’s face flushed. She hadn’t expected the first question to be so private.

The Puppy-dog Guy stepped forward eagerly to answer.

“Our relationship is great! The frequency is about four times a week.”

Qin Jiang’s pen paused, and he frowned.

“That doesn’t seem right. That’s rather low, isn’t it?”

The Puppy-dog Guy’s eyes widened.

“That’s considered low? I thought three or four times a week was ideal?”

Qin Jiang nodded.
“From a wellness perspective, that frequency is indeed considered optimal.”

“But the issue is, you’re both so young. Can you really restrain yourselves that much?”

The Puppy-dog Guy sniffed. “What’s there to not restrain? My dad and mom have lived like that for years. I’m just following my dad’s example.”

Qin Jiang countered, “Middle-aged people and young people are different.”

“Middle-aged people have many hobbies and interests. Fishing, opera, music, movies, card games…”

The Puppy-dog Guy quickly added, “I have those hobbies too!”

Qin Jiang was silent for a moment.

“Stay seated in a bit. Let me take a look at you. I think you might have a problem too.”

The Puppy-dog Guy was indignant.
“What do you mean, Doctor? I’m an upright gentleman, my mind is entirely on the proper path. How can you say I have a problem?”

“Nonsense!”

Qin Jiang felt the guy was subtly insulting him.
“Who isn’t an upright gentleman? But you’re just in your early twenties. How can you compare to people in their forties or fifties?”

“They fish and play cards because they’ve reached that age, their bodies aren’t what they used to be, so they have to cultivate other hobbies.”

“You’re a young man in your prime, full of energy. And you’re telling me you like those things too? And you say you don’t have a problem?”

Puppy-dog Guy: “…”

The live stream chat was in stitches.

“Holy crap, Dr. Qin makes a compelling point!”

“If you don’t live it up while you’re young, are you going to wait until you’re old to regret it?”

“At ten, you pee ten feet into the wind; now, you pee on your shoes facing downwind.”

“Pee ten feet? Must be nice having a new pump.”

“One look at that pretty-boy face and you can tell he’s deficient. Brother can read faces too!”

Seeing the topic derail, Jin Yu quickly interjected:
“Dr. Qin, we can discuss my boyfriend’s issues later. Maybe focus on me for now?”

Qin Jiang said, “Oh,” and continued feeling her pulse.

However, he soon looked at her with a very strange expression.

“You… how many boyfriends do you have?”

Jin Yu didn’t understand why he was asking. Had he figured something out?
“J-just one.”

“That can’t be right. Your boyfriend said you do it four times a week. But you’ve far exceeded that count this week alone.”

Hearing this, the Puppy-dog Guy was furious.

“Doctor, are you serious?”

Jin Yu panicked.

“That’s clearly impossible! Honey, I love you! I would never betray you!”

Jin Yu tried to explain, but just then, her phone chimed with several voice messages.

The Puppy-dog Guy reached for the phone, but Jin Yu snatched it first.

“So, Zhang Jinyu! You are hiding something from me!”

“Who is he!”

Jin Yu shook her head, crying.
“I’m not! You have to believe me! I really only love you!”

“Bullshit! If you had nothing to hide, why won’t you let me see your chats?”

“Give me the phone! I want to see for myself who’s messaging you!”

The Puppy-dog Guy usually trusted his girlfriend completely.

He never normally looked at her phone.

Even if the screen lit up on its own and he accidentally glimpsed it, Jin Yu would barrage him, accusing him of not loving her anymore.

But this time was different.

The Puppy-dog Guy felt a green pasture growing on his head. This time, he was determined to get to the bottom of it.

“Dr. Qin, aren’t you going to intervene? It looks like they might start fighting.”

Liu Yan, worried things would escalate, came over and quietly reminded him.

Qin Jiang slapped his forehead, realizing the seriousness. He quickly stepped around the arguing couple, ran over, and locked the clinic door.

Good thing he reacted fast.

If they ran off mid-argument, he’d be out of luck.

Seeing Qin Jiang’s move, Liu Yan was speechless.

What kind of thought process did this doctor have?!

Fortunately, the couple didn’t come to blows; they just argued.

After all, the Puppy-dog Guy was rather soft-looking—his combat ability wasn’t necessarily higher than Jin Yu’s.

Once they were tired from arguing, the Puppy-dog Guy compromised. “Zhang Jinyu, just tell me who he is, and promise you won’t have contact with him anymore, and I’ll forgive you.”

Hearing this, Jin Yu hesitated.

“Fine, I’ll tell you.”

“His name is Lü Tian. He runs a company, and his family is very wealthy.”

“You know I’ve been live-streaming recently? My viewership was always low. He came in, gave me gifts, boosted my popularity… that’s how I got so famous.”

The Puppy-dog Guy was furious.
“So it is him! I knew there was something going on between you!”

Jin Yu glared at him.
“You said you would forgive me!”

Hearing this, the Puppy-dog Guy could only suppress his anger and stand silently to the side.

“Finished arguing?”

Seeing they had both calmed down, Qin Jiang smiled. “Shall we continue?”

Jin Yu shot Qin Jiang a dirty look but obediently placed her hand back on the pillow. If he could tell she’d been intimate multiple times this week, it at least proved his medical skills were solid.

Just as Jin Yu thought the storm had passed, Qin Jiang gave her another strange look.

“That Manager Lü you mentioned… maybe you should ask him to come see me too.”

Jin Yu’s face darkened.

What was with this doctor? Was he determined to turn this into a battlefield?

Jin Yu said tersely,
“Dr. Qin, I’m paying you to treat me. What does Manager Lü have to do with this?”

“This matter might actually involve him.”

As he said this, Qin Jiang suddenly stood up and went to the sink to thoroughly wash and disinfect his hands.

The moment the live stream audience saw this routine, they understood.

This woman had caught something!

And it was definitely some kind of communicable disease; otherwise, Qin Jiang wouldn’t be so careful.

Jin Yu’s offer to let Qin Jiang examine her took him by surprise.

Seeing the Puppy-dog Guy standing nearby looking like he wanted to eat him alive, Qin Jiang quickly explained.

“That won’t be necessary, Miss Jin Yu. I practice Traditional Chinese Medicine. I just need to check your pulse and ask a few questions.”

“Oh, is that so?”

Jin Yu sat back down, feeling inexplicably a little disappointed.

After collecting herself, she said, “Then go ahead and ask, Dr. Qin. I’ll answer honestly.”

Qin Jiang nodded. It was rare to find a patient so cooperative.

“First question: How frequently do you and your boyfriend… engage in intimate activities?”

Jin Yu’s face flushed. She hadn’t expected the first question to be so private.

The Puppy-dog Guy stepped forward eagerly to answer.

“Our relationship is great! The frequency is about four times a week.”

Qin Jiang’s pen paused, and he frowned.

“That doesn’t seem right. That’s rather low, isn’t it?”

The Puppy-dog Guy’s eyes widened.

“That’s considered low? I thought three or four times a week was ideal?”

Qin Jiang nodded.
“From a wellness perspective, that frequency is indeed considered optimal.”

“But the issue is, you’re both so young. Can you really restrain yourselves that much?”

The Puppy-dog Guy sniffed. “What’s there to not restrain? My dad and mom have lived like that for years. I’m just following my dad’s example.”

Qin Jiang countered, “Middle-aged people and young people are different.”

“Middle-aged people have many hobbies and interests. Fishing, opera, music, movies, card games…”

The Puppy-dog Guy quickly added, “I have those hobbies too!”

Qin Jiang was silent for a moment.

“Stay seated in a bit. Let me take a look at you. I think you might have a problem too.”

The Puppy-dog Guy was indignant.
“What do you mean, Doctor? I’m an upright gentleman, my mind is entirely on the proper path. How can you say I have a problem?”

“Nonsense!”

Qin Jiang felt the guy was subtly insulting him.
“Who isn’t an upright gentleman? But you’re just in your early twenties. How can you compare to people in their forties or fifties?”

“They fish and play cards because they’ve reached that age, their bodies aren’t what they used to be, so they have to cultivate other hobbies.”

“You’re a young man in your prime, full of energy. And you’re telling me you like those things too? And you say you don’t have a problem?”

Puppy-dog Guy: “…”

The live stream chat was in stitches.

“Holy crap, Dr. Qin makes a compelling point!”

“If you don’t live it up while you’re young, are you going to wait until you’re old to regret it?”

“At ten, you pee ten feet into the wind; now, you pee on your shoes facing downwind.”

“Pee ten feet? Must be nice having a new pump.”

“One look at that pretty-boy face and you can tell he’s deficient. Brother can read faces too!”

Seeing the topic derail, Jin Yu quickly interjected:
“Dr. Qin, we can discuss my boyfriend’s issues later. Maybe focus on me for now?”

Qin Jiang said, “Oh,” and continued feeling her pulse.

However, he soon looked at her with a very strange expression.

“You… how many boyfriends do you have?”

Jin Yu didn’t understand why he was asking. Had he figured something out?
“J-just one.”

“That can’t be right. Your boyfriend said you do it four times a week. But you’ve far exceeded that count this week alone.”

Hearing this, the Puppy-dog Guy was furious.

“Doctor, are you serious?”

Jin Yu panicked.

“That’s clearly impossible! Honey, I love you! I would never betray you!”

Jin Yu tried to explain, but just then, her phone chimed with several voice messages.

The Puppy-dog Guy reached for the phone, but Jin Yu snatched it first.

“So, Zhang Jinyu! You are hiding something from me!”

“Who is he!”

Jin Yu shook her head, crying.
“I’m not! You have to believe me! I really only love you!”

“Bullshit! If you had nothing to hide, why won’t you let me see your chats?”

“Give me the phone! I want to see for myself who’s messaging you!”

The Puppy-dog Guy usually trusted his girlfriend completely.

He never normally looked at her phone.

Even if the screen lit up on its own and he accidentally glimpsed it, Jin Yu would barrage him, accusing him of not loving her anymore.

But this time was different.

The Puppy-dog Guy felt a green pasture growing on his head. This time, he was determined to get to the bottom of it.

“Dr. Qin, aren’t you going to intervene? It looks like they might start fighting.”

Liu Yan, worried things would escalate, came over and quietly reminded him.

Qin Jiang slapped his forehead, realizing the seriousness. He quickly stepped around the arguing couple, ran over, and locked the clinic door.

Good thing he reacted fast.

If they ran off mid-argument, he’d be out of luck.

Seeing Qin Jiang’s move, Liu Yan was speechless.

What kind of thought process did this doctor have?!

Fortunately, the couple didn’t come to blows; they just argued.

After all, the Puppy-dog Guy was rather soft-looking—his combat ability wasn’t necessarily higher than Jin Yu’s.

Once they were tired from arguing, the Puppy-dog Guy compromised. “Zhang Jinyu, just tell me who he is, and promise you won’t have contact with him anymore, and I’ll forgive you.”

Hearing this, Jin Yu hesitated.

“Fine, I’ll tell you.”

“His name is Lü Tian. He runs a company, and his family is very wealthy.”

“You know I’ve been live-streaming recently? My viewership was always low. He came in, gave me gifts, boosted my popularity… that’s how I got so famous.”

The Puppy-dog Guy was furious.
“So it is him! I knew there was something going on between you!”

Jin Yu glared at him.
“You said you would forgive me!”

Hearing this, the Puppy-dog Guy could only suppress his anger and stand silently to the side.

“Finished arguing?”

Seeing they had both calmed down, Qin Jiang smiled. “Shall we continue?”

Jin Yu shot Qin Jiang a dirty look but obediently placed her hand back on the pillow. If he could tell she’d been intimate multiple times this week, it at least proved his medical skills were solid.

Just as Jin Yu thought the storm had passed, Qin Jiang gave her another strange look.

“That Manager Lü you mentioned… maybe you should ask him to come see me too.”

Jin Yu’s face darkened.

What was with this doctor? Was he determined to turn this into a battlefield?

Jin Yu said tersely,
“Dr. Qin, I’m paying you to treat me. What does Manager Lü have to do with this?”

“This matter might actually involve him.”

As he said this, Qin Jiang suddenly stood up and went to the sink to thoroughly wash and disinfect his hands.

The moment the live stream audience saw this routine, they understood.

This woman had caught something!

And it was definitely some kind of communicable disease; otherwise, Qin Jiang wouldn’t be so careful.