With My Ability To Swap, I Will Never End Up In A Love Triangle Mess - Chapter 93

Twelve noon.

Xiayue looked at her older brother, who was completely exhausted and collapsed on her small bed. She finished putting on her clothes, pulled up her pants, and wore an expression of disdain.

“Hehe, Onii-chan is so mediocre~”

Xiaxi lay face down on the bed, weak and seething with helpless rage.

“Get out of here! Since when is spanking someone considered a massage?!”

He covered his buttocks with both hands, the burning sensation relentlessly stimulateing his brain.

“Ehehe, actually, I know Onii-chan really wants to give me a good beating, since I tease you so much every day~

Now that Onii-chan is using my body, and you’re using your own hands to spank my butt, it’s like letting off some steam for you, right?~

But to be honest, my little butt feels pretty nice to the touch~ No wonder Xiyu-jie loves spanking me so much.”

Wow, so you actually know you act like a smug little brat? But… what do you mean, using his hands to spank your butt? Doesn’t that still mean Xiaxi is the one feeling the pain right now?!

Bang, bang, bang!

A familiar knocking sound came from the door.

Strange—usually, no one ever visited the two siblings. Why did it seem like all their acquaintances were showing up exactly during these days when they’d swapped bodies?

“What should we do now?”

Xiayue looked at Xiaxi, momentarily at a loss.

Yesterday, she’d dared to go out because only their legs had swapped—nothing obvious enough for others to notice. But today was different. From the outside, their heads and bodies didn’t match at all.

“I don’t know either… How about… we pretend no one’s home?”

Xiaxi was out of ideas too. Neither of them could answer the door, and there was no way they could let anyone see them in their current state.

It was all this system’s fault—why didn’t it modify other people’s perceptions? Now he was stuck hiding indoors like a little mouse, too afraid to go anywhere.

“Sounds good to me!”

Xiayue nodded in agreement, sat down at the computer, put on her headphones, and started playing a game, completely ignoring the outside world.

The bedroom was far enough from the front door—the sound of keyboard typing wouldn’t carry outside.

…

Outside the door.

Luo Xinyu knocked on the door once more but still received no response.

“That’s odd. Logically, Xiaxi should be home.”

Luo Xinyu knew that Xiaxi and Xiayue had swapped bodies. Based on what she knew about him, he’d definitely stay indoors to avoid letting anyone see the strange mismatch of his body.

“Young Miss, should I…?”

The bodyguard gestured toward the door, leaving the sentence unfinished.

“No need. Maybe they’re busy with something. We can always come back tomorrow.”

Luo Xinyu shook her head.

If Xiaxi didn’t want to see her right now, she could always try another day. There was no need to force the issue and cause him trouble.

“But, Young Miss, you went out of your way to buy this…”

Luo Xinyu placed the small box of tiramisu she’d been holding back into its packaging bag.

She knew Xiayue loved sweets, so she’d specifically asked her bodyguard to take her to a cake shop.

“It’s fine. I’ll just eat it myself when we get back to the hotel. I haven’t had lunch yet anyway—a tiramisu is just the right size~”

Luo Xinyu gave her bodyguard a gentle smile, reassuring him.

“Sigh… I just think it’s not worth it, Young Miss. He’s just some lousy writer…”

“Stop right there, Brother Chen. I don’t want to hear you speak ill of him. Writing isn’t some inferior profession, and he’s very good at what he does. If anything, I’m the one who’s unemployed and can’t even take care of myself.”

Frowning, Luo Xinyu pressed a button on her wheelchair’s armrest and turned to leave.

The bodyguard hadn’t expected the usually gentle and refined young miss to get angry. He quickly followed, apologizing.

“You don’t need to say all that. I’m not angry. I just feel that this world is a kind place, and we shouldn’t treat anyone with malice.”

Luo Xinyu wasn’t a pushover—when faced with people who did evil, she wouldn’t hesitate to have her bodyguard deal with them. But she always made a habit of viewing others with kindness first, regardless of their profession.

Even though she was a wealthy young miss who could have acted like a spoiled, arrogant princess.

…

“They seem to have left.”

Xiaxi was still lying face down on the bed, knees bent and butt sticking up in the air.

It wasn’t that he wanted to lie like this—his butt hurt too much to sit down.

Xiayue hadn’t actually hit him that hard. It was probably just that her body was too delicate, making even a light spanking unbearable.

Who knows what was going through that girl’s mind, that she’d even hit her own body like that…

When he saw the game on Xiayue’s computer screen—with its “older brother spanking little sister” gameplay—he understood everything in an instant…

So I’m just part of your “Perfect Older Brother Project,” huh! What kind of perfect older brother would do something like that to his little sister?!

Besides, he wasn’t completely a “little sister” yet. Essentially, his current state was more like being intersex—having both male and female physical traits. He hadn’t even lost any lifespan. This was something countless people in Thailand could only dream of.

“So, when is Onii-chan going to make food? Your dear imouto is about to starve to death~”

Pfft. Yeah, right. The way you’re happily playing with your digital waifu doesn’t look like someone on the verge of starvation.

And also… if you’re going to beg your older brother to cook, could you at least look at him? Not even giving him an encouraging glance—what kind of attitude is that? It’s so demotivating!

But despite his thoughts, he still had to make food.

Gritting his teeth, Xiaxi pushed himself up, put on his slippers, covered his butt with his small hands, and shuffled bit by bit toward the kitchen on his short little legs.

“Was the stove always this high…?”

At Xiayue’s height, he couldn’t use the spatula in the most efficient way. And also…

He pinched the tender flesh on his now-slender arms and legs, marveling at how his little sister had practically no strength at all.

With these small hands gripping the pan handle, there was no way he could use techniques like flipping the pan. Honestly, just stirring with the spatula was already pushing it.

…

“And that’s why everything is a cold dish today, huh~”

Xiayue held her chopsticks and looked over the table: cold cucumber salad, cold dried tofu, cold tomato salad, and sliced pork belly with chili dipping sauce.

“Whatever~ I’ll cut you some slack since you’re using my weak little body~ I’ll reluctantly eat a little bit, just for you~”

Ever since Xiayue swapped bodies with him, she’d been acting especially arrogant, like a bratty kid who suddenly gained overwhelming power.

Then again, maybe she just wanted to see her older brother yield beneath her, looking all pitiful and wronged~

Hehe. Usually, Onii-chan acts like such a mother hen, always nagging her. Now she could toy with him however she wanted—how fun~

“Tch. You’re lucky you even have food to eat. Stop being so picky!”

Xiaxi snorted coldly and stuffed a piece of cucumber into his mouth.

“Hmm? Has my foolish Onii-chan’s little butt started itching for more~?”

“Get away from me! What kind of little sister acts like this? I usually dote on you so much!”

“Huh? But I’ve been good and let you dote on me too~ Hehehe~”