With My Ability To Swap, I Will Never End Up In A Love Triangle Mess - Chapter 136

“So this is… a boy’s body…”

An Xiaoyu stood with her legs pressed together, hands clasped in front of her chest, her face full of unease.

She looked at the girl standing before her, feeling momentarily at a loss.

That was her original body, but now residing inside it was her Brother Xiaxi.

And now, she was inside Brother Xiaxi’s body—a boy’s body. It felt… powerful, but she also felt inexplicably dizzy, as if she hadn’t fully woken up.

There was also a sort of fullness in her lower abdomen, a bit like the feeling of holding in urine when she was a girl, but not quite the same. This feeling was more concentrated in one spot, and it seemed like she could hold it for a long time.

Back in her own body, she could never hold it for long; once the urge came, she had to find a bathroom within three minutes.

“Don’t just stand there daze. The first class is probably almost over. If you go to school now, you’ll make it just in time for the second period.”

Xiaxi, tilting his head back to look up at what used to be his own face.

“Remember to sit in the back row when you get to the classroom, the ‘feng shui’ is better there. And, Xiaoyu, can you try to act a bit more manly? I don’t want people saying I’m effeminate!”

Watching “himself” looking up, adorned with those cute twin tails, and pointing a finger, An Xiaoyu suddenly found the situation hilarious.

This was different from being in Bai Xiaocha’s body before.

From a male perspective, her original body seemed so petite and adorable.

Yeah, the kind of cute that’s charming even when angry or complaining. No wonder the male protagonists in anime don’t get mad when girls insult them or look at them with disgust—they probably just find it cute.

Seeing An Xiaoyu wasn’t responding, Xiaxi felt a bit speechless.

He glanced at Luo Xinyu, who was watching with wide, innocent eyes, playing the part of a pure bystander.

“Xinyu, could you have your bodyguard give her a ride? I’m afraid this girl might ruin my reputation out on the streets.”

“Mhmm, sure.”

An Xiaoyu, looking at the petite “girl,” almost involuntarily reached out and ruffled the other’s head.

Well… it didn’t feel particularly amazing or anything, but the sensation of the smooth hair against her hand, combined with the little head squirming, was somehow addictive.

No wonder Brother Xiaxi liked patting her and Xia Yue’s heads so much~

“Hey, pushing your luck, are you?!”

Xiaxi wanted to give An Xiaoyu a flick on the forehead, like he often did to Xia Yue, but when his gaze drifted slightly downward, he suddenly noticed something very awkward.

He hadn’t used the bathroom since getting up today, so…

Ahem. “Xiaoyu, maybe you should… go take care of things in the bathroom first?”

An Xiaoyu tilted her head in confusion, then followed the direction of the pointing finger, looking down, and then…

BANG!

The bathroom door slammed shut violently.

“Xiaxi~”

Xiaxi shook his head and sat down at the dining table, only to hear Luo Xinyu call his name.

“What is it?”

He picked up the full glass of milk and took a small sip.

“You look so cute like this~”

“Y-You… What are you talking about!”

Xiaxi choked slightly on Luo Xinyu’s words, nearly spitting out the milk in his mouth.

He was met with Luo Xinyu’s giggling laughter.

Seeing her smiling face, Xiaxi was momentarily stunned, then turned his head away nonchalantly, picked up a slice of toast, and lightly held it between his lips.

Fine… If it makes her happy, it’s okay to let her tease me a little…

“By the way, Xiaxi, is that really okay?”

“What’s okay?”

Xiaxi pulled the toast out of his mouth.

“You mean school? It’s fine. I don’t really have many friends there anyway. Besides the teachers and advisors knowing me because my grades are decent, hardly anyone pays me any mind.”

“No, not that. I mean…”

Luo Xinyu rested her cheek on one hand, using the other to point first at the toast in Xiaxi’s hand, and then at the glass of milk from which he had just taken another sip—the one that tasted a bit sweeter and nicer than usual.

“That’s the one Little Sister Xiaoyu was eating and drinking from. Are you sure it’s okay for you to continue with it?”

?

?!

What did she mean?!

An Xiaoyu had already eaten from it?!

Xiaxi looked down in shock at the slice of toast in his hand. Sure enough, there was a small bite mark missing from it. And on the side of the milk glass opposite from where his lips had touched, there was indeed a small, damp mark.

Since Xiaxi usually skipped breakfast, An Xiaoyu had only prepared two servings, none for him. That’s why what Xiaxi was eating now was actually the portion An Xiaoyu had started earlier…

“Xinyu, you’re so mean!”

“How am I mean? Hmph, I was just kindly reminding you~”

“But you knew all along, and you just watched me eat it!”

Luo Xinyu’s expression was clearly one of suppressed amusement.

Xiaxi was flustered and exasperated.

He reached out with the pair of slender, keyboard-trained hands he now possessed and pinched Luo Xinyu’s cheeks.

“You’re not my young mistress! My young mistress isn’t this sly! Where have you hidden her?!”

….

Ten minutes later.

An Xiaoyu emerged from the bathroom.

Her face was inexplicably flushed, probably… from rubbing her face too hard while washing it.

“Why does everyone who uses my body come out of the bathroom looking so… refreshed?”

Xiaxi was puzzled.

Xia Yue had been like that before too.

She’d go into the bathroom and come out looking utterly revitalized.

Is washing up really that pleasurable? He brushes his teeth and washes his face every day and never feels that way.

Ahem. “I don’t know, I didn’t do anything!”

An Xiaoyu turned her head away, sounding somewhat guilty.

“Hey! Where’s my breakfast?!!”

She walked over to the dining table, ready to fill her stomach before heading to school with Luo Xinyu’s bodyguard.

But to her surprise, the table had been cleared spotlessly clean. There wasn’t a trace of food left.

Stare~

Seeing his own face staring back at him with such a resentful look, Xiaxi couldn’t help but raise an index finger and scratch his cheek awkwardly.

“Well… I’m you right now, so if I ate it, it’s basically the same as you eating it. That makes sense, right? Haha…”

An Xiaoyu pressed her lips together.

She really wanted to say that it was something she had already eaten from, but remembering that Brother Xiaxi must be hungry too, she ultimately decided to drop it.

It was just one meal. Eaten was eaten. What Brother Xiaxi said wasn’t wrong; the toast and milk were both consumed by the same mouth anyway. There wasn’t any real “indirect kiss” scenario happening.

“Hmph.”

She let out a light hum, picked up the books Xiaxi had prepared for her, and left the apartment.

Xiaxi watched his own body make such a feminine, girlish gesture, the corner of his mouth twitching slightly.

He could already imagine the kind of posts that would pop up on the campus forum by noon: “SHOCKING! Senior male student turns effeminate! Is this a distortion of humanity or a darkness in society?!”