Live Broadcast: My Blunt TCM Practice and My Patients Are Dying Online - Chapter 51

“Dr. Qin, can you sell me a bit more of that miracle oil?”

“I have money, I can pay you anything!”

Seeing how effective the miracle oil was, even working on the lucky bamboo, not just Liu Changchun, but all the other men in the village got excited.

Life after forty is no easy ride, steeping goji berries in your thermos to survive.

With this kind of miracle oil that can restore a man’s vigor, who wouldn’t want to get their hands on some?

“Dr. Qin, I have money too, and I think I have some… problems in that area as well!”

“Yeah, Dr. Qin, I’m not doing so great either. My wife is always complaining about me. Please, sell me a bottle too!”

In an instant, everyone in the clinic, from boys who had just reached adulthood to elderly men in their eighties, eagerly stepped forward to admit they had a problem.

They all had the same goal: they hoped to buy a bottle of the miracle oil.

Female onlookers like Liu Yan and Ye Yun found the scene utterly embarrassing. Their faces flushed red, and they quickly moved aside, pretending not to understand what was happening.

Faced with such enthusiastic villagers, Qin Jiang simply shook his head with a firm attitude and said:
“This miracle oil of mine is a prescription medicine. It’s not something you can just buy casually off the street.”

“Furthermore, this product has side effects. Liu Changchun, after you take it home, don’t use it too frequently. Even when you do use it, never use more than one drop at a time. Otherwise, don’t say I didn’t warn you.”

Liu Changchun had already witnessed Qin Jiang’s medical skills firsthand.

Hearing Qin Jiang speak so seriously now, he nodded repeatedly, promising he would absolutely not exceed the dosage.

“Alright, if there’s nothing else, everyone please disperse. Don’t crowd around here anymore. I need to continue seeing patients.”

Seeing that Qin Jiang was adamant about not selling the miracle oil, the villagers had no other choice. They could only turn and leave, dejected.

Liu Changchun, who had originally been the laughingstock of the village, now found himself the object of everyone’s envy, all because he had that bottle of Qin Jiang’s miracle oil.

Lihua even snatched the bottle right out of Liu Changchun’s hand and tucked it safely against her body like a precious treasure.

She was like a mother hen protecting her chick.

As for the Glossy Ganoderma they had brought, two villagers now disdainfully carried it out and threw it into the trash bin outside.

After the villagers left, Ye Yun also felt too embarrassed to stay any longer.

Originally, she had wanted to use this Glossy Ganoderma incident to show off in front of Liu Yan, to let her junior see that this senior still had what it takes.

That even working at a local station, she could still achieve something noteworthy.

But in the end, not only had she failed to identify what the Glossy Ganoderma really was, she had even handled and played with it. It was as embarrassing as it could get.

“Senior Ye Yun, take care on your way out.”

Liu Yan called out, causing Ye Yun, who was at the door, to stumble and nearly fall.

Qin Jiang glanced at Liu Yan.

“Didn’t expect you to hold a grudge.”

Liu Yan humphed.

“I didn’t want to be like this. Who told her to provoke me first?”

Qin Jiang smiled.

He had thought Liu Yan was the obedient, well-behaved type. Turns out she had a payback-is-a-must personality too.

After the villagers left, Qin Jiang could finally rest for a while.

He sat in the recliner, gently rocking it, and opened his phone to check his balance.

He was surprised to find that after only seeing a few patients, he had already saved up nearly three hundred thousand.

If he worked a bit harder today, wouldn’t he have a chance to save up enough for a down payment on a house?

Having money feels really good!

Hard work and earning money really are what matter most!

Just as Qin Jiang was happily thinking about which property to buy for his new home, two men, one fat and one thin, wearing face masks, walked in from outside.

The tall, thin man held a phone mount, filming the fat man the entire time, seeming like an assistant.

The fat man looked quite relaxed, not at all like someone coming to see a doctor.

After entering, he didn’t come straight to Qin Jiang. Instead, he stood in the courtyard, first looking around and sharing his observations.

“Xiao Tang, you see? This courtyard is the real deal, authentically ancient in style and ambiance!”

“See this beam here? Aren’t those dragons and phoenixes carved on it?”

“Ah, this is what the ancients called ‘carving dragons and painting phoenixes.’ It’s very particular.”

Qin Jiang sat at the consultation desk, feeling somewhat speechless.

This damn fat guy is quite the chatterbox.

Is he here to see a doctor or to go sightseeing?

It took them a full five or six minutes to walk a mere dozen meters.

Qin Jiang was almost falling asleep waiting by the time the two finally arrived at the consultation desk and greeted him.

The fat guy stretched out his hand, smiled, and said, “Dr. Qin, hello. I’ve been watching your livestreams all along; I’m your biggest fan.”

“Your medical skills are truly excellent, absolutely nothing to complain about.”

Qin Jiang didn’t shake the fat guy’s hand. He just pointed to the stool, signaling for him to sit down first.

Messages floated across the live stream chat.

“This fat guy, trying to act familiar right off the bat, hilarious.”

“One look and you can tell he’s a fake fan. Doesn’t he know Dr. Qin never shakes hands with strangers?”

“Wait, everyone, doesn’t this fat guy look really familiar?”

“Yeah, yeah, yeah! I think so too, especially his voice. It sounds so familiar!”

The netizens were still guessing the fat guy’s identity.

Who knew the fat guy would directly take off his mask and introduce himself.

“Dr. Qin, let me introduce myself. My name is Lü Yi, I’m a food streamer.”

The moment he saw the fat guy’s round face, Qin Jiang immediately remembered.

It’s none other than Di Renjie!

Qin Jiang subconsciously said a line.

“Many food explorers out there?”

Di Renjie was delighted and immediately picked up the next line: “Let me tell you what’s true or false!”

“Dr. Qin, I never expected you’ve watched my videos too!”

Qin Jiang smiled and nodded.

“Mr. Di, your videos are perfect to watch while eating. I enjoy them.”

Hearing Qin Jiang say this, Di Renjie immediately felt immensely proud.

He even smugly raised an eyebrow at his male assistant.

See? I, Old Di, have fans everywhere.

Seeing Di Renjie act so cocky, the male assistant coughed, signaling that Old Di was overdoing it.

Only then did Old Di rein it in a little.

The male assistant said with a smile:

“Dr. Qin, our Old Di tends to sweat a lot in the summer. It’s like rain pouring down his body, and he has to change his clothes and pants several times a day.”

“Seizing this opportunity, please give him a thorough check-up.”

Before Qin Jiang could even speak, Di Renjie cut in again.

“Hey, I know my own condition.”

“It’s just that I have a slight deficiency of qi and blood. Us Chinese people all have a bit of understanding of Traditional Chinese Medicine.”

“Like that book on medicinal plants you were looking at, I occasionally flip through it myself.”

Qin Jiang originally hadn’t planned on giving Di Renjie a diagnosis, but the guy was just too full of himself.

He even brought up the topic of medicinal plants!

No way, today I have to teach him a little lesson.

Qin Jiang put on a professional fake smile and tapped the table with his index finger.

“Put your hand here first.”

The moment Qin Jiang said this, the live stream chat exploded.

“Oh ho, Old Di is done for this time. The streamer is getting serious.”

“Does Old Di not know who he’s sitting across from? Acting so cocky.”

“New viewer here, who is this doctor? Is he really that amazing?”

“Replying to the new viewer above: This doctor isn’t just amazing, he’s also brutally honest and utterly savage.”