I Swapped Bodies With a Female Celebrity - Chapter 30

When Qin Lang and Manager Lin returned to the company and learned what had happened…

Qin Lang laughed until he nearly cried.

“Xuanxuan, how can you still laugh? Do you realize how serious this is?” Lin Ruo was exasperated.

“Honk honk honk—” Qin Lang’s laughter devolved into goose-like cackles.

“Lin-jie, what’s the big deal? If others can report my song, why can’t my fans report theirs?”

Lin Ruo sighed. “That’s not the point. If this keeps up, you’ll burn every bridge in the industry!”

Qin Lang waved a hand dismissively. “Who cares? I don’t need connections to survive!”

What a joke—I’m a transmigrator with cheat codes!

I don’t rely on looks or networking. My power comes from plundering another world’s creative treasures!

Lin Ruo shot him a look.

“Don’t think just because you’ve apprenticed under Master Chen that you can quit the entertainment industry. Remember your responsibilities!”

Qin Lang’s nonchalance had been misinterpreted.

“Lin-jie, to be honest, I’ve always had a dream,” Qin Lang declared solemnly. “I want to become the greatest diva in the world. I will stand at the pinnacle!”

His voice rang with conviction.

His gaze burned with determination.

If Lin Ruo didn’t know Qin Yunxuan’s true ambitions, she might’ve believed him.

“Enough grandstanding. Go calm your fans down first.”

Lin Ruo massaged her temples. “I’ll negotiate with Feiyun Music. In the meantime, keep your fans in check. Understood?”

Qin Lang scoffed. Since when do I just take a beating and smile?

“Did you hear me? If I come back and find—I’m telling CEO Yun!“

Qin Lang shuddered. Tattling to the CEO?

This woman plays dirty.

Still… the mention of CEO Yun made his skin crawl.

How did I, a grown man, end up entangled with that old fox Yun Sihai?

“Fiiiiine,” Qin Lang drawled.

Once Lin Ruo left, Qin Lang—now alone—pulled out his phone, curious about the online chaos.

The internet had become a warzone.

Qin Yunxuan’s fans, like the unstoppable cavalry of the Qin dynasty, had already slaughtered over a dozen new songs.

Okay, maybe this is getting out of hand. Qin Lang rubbed his chin.

Then, an idea struck. He opened Feiyun Music and searched for Liu Qingcheng’s latest single—currently ranked #2 on the charts.

Let’s see what passes for music in this world.

A few minutes later, the song ended. Qin Lang nodded approvingly.

Not bad. Not a masterpiece, but catchy with decent melody.

Combined with Liu Qingcheng’s sultry vocals, it’s actually pretty good!

“Recommending a great song! About the reporting situation—stay calm. Truth fears no shadows. Let’s wait for updates!”

He posted this on Weibo, attaching Liu Qingcheng’s song link.

Fans erupted instantly:

“Wait, Xuanxuan posted?”
“Is she telling us to stop attacking others?”
“Naive! Did you miss the song she shared?”
“Whoa… Liu Qingcheng’s track?”
“Think about it—Liu’s always copied Xuanxuan’s style. Now Xuanxuan’s song gets reported while Liu’s stays on the charts…”
“I smell a conspiracy!”
“Xuanxuan’s hinting who the real enemy is! We’ve been wasting effort on bystanders!”
“Liu Qingcheng must’ve orchestrated the Blue Lotus takedown!”
“Xuanxuan, are you safe? Blink twice if you’re being held hostage!”

Qin Lang’s jaw dropped.

I never meant to sic fans on Liu Qingcheng! I genuinely liked the song and wanted to redirect their energy!

But now…

Did I accidentally frame her?

A troubling thought surfaced:

My song’s sudden removal does seem suspicious. Could Liu really be behind this? She’s always had it out for Qin Yunxuan…

He groaned. Whatever. If it’s friendly fire, so be it. The fans did it, not me!

Meanwhile, Liu Qingcheng was fuming—and sweating.

Did my label secretly report Qin Yunxuan’s song? She wasn’t sure.

But Qin Yunxuan’s “recommendation” felt like a targeted attack.

“Typical Qin Yunxuan. Cutting throats without lifting a finger,” she hissed. “But you won’t win. My song is—”

She refreshed the charts.

Her song had vanished.

Qin Yunxuan’s fans had struck again.

CRASH!

A makeup palette shattered against the wall.

“QIN YUNXUAN! IT’S YOU OR ME FROM NOW ON!”

Qin Lang, oblivious to Liu’s meltdown, awkwardly scratched his head when he saw her song disappear.

Well… that backfired.

At least his fans finally stopped their rampage.

The traumatized artists on the charts breathed sighs of relief.

But the collateral damage had exposed a fatal flaw in Feiyun Music’s system.

Soon, an official announcement dropped:

“Due to technical issues, all Feiyun Music charts are temporarily frozen. Service resumes in 10 minutes.”

“New Songs Ranking will undergo data verification. Results in 30 minutes. Thank you for your patience.”

Pandemonium ensued.

What started as a skirmish between a few songs had forced the entire platform into emergency maintenance.

Qin Yunxuan’s fans had broken the system.

This was unprecedented.

And just like that—Qin Yunxuan dominated trending headlines again.