I Swapped Bodies With a Female Celebrity - Chapter 13

Looking into Zhao Yunfeng’s innocent eyes, Qin Lang truly didn’t know how to explain that he would never date a man!

Come on, this is ridiculous! Even though he was stuck in a woman’s body now, he was still a real man at heart!

And as a real man, how could he possibly swing that way? Absolutely impossible!

“Yunfeng, little buddy, relationships are about mutual feelings, you know? There’s a saying—‘A forced melon isn’t sweet!’” Qin Lang said with a forced smile.

“My dad says, ‘A forced melon isn’t sweet, but it quenches thirst!’” Zhao Yunfeng blinked. “I want you to be my brother’s girlfriend, not sell melons!”

Qin Lang’s lips twitched. What kind of family education is this?!

“Then why do you want me to be your brother’s girlfriend?” Qin Lang asked, remembering Zhao Yunfeng’s status and forcing himself to stay patient.

“Because my brother likes you!” Zhao Yunfeng blinked again. “You’re his favorite celebrity!”

“But Yunfeng, you need to understand—for two people to become a couple, there are a lot of conditions. The most basic one is that they have to know and like each other! I don’t even know your brother. How could I be his girlfriend?”

Zhao Yunfeng nodded thoughtfully. “Sister Yunxuan, I get it now! Once you two meet, you can be together, right? I know what to do!”

Qin Lang rubbed his temples. Did this kid actually understand, or is he just pretending?

At least he managed to brush it off for now. As for the future…

Who cares about his brother? But wait—didn’t Manager Lin say Zhao Yunfeng was the only son of Nine Suns TV’s chairman? Where did this “brother” come from?

But now wasn’t the time to dwell on that.

The host quickly stepped in. “Ladies and gentlemen, our fan meet is about to wrap up! I’ve just received exciting news—Xuanxuan’s new single, Blue Lotus, has officially launched on all major music platforms!”

“This is her very first original song, and we hope all of you will support it. Let’s wish Blue Lotus a fantastic debut!”

The fans immediately erupted in cheers.

“We’ll definitely support Xuanxuan!”

“Our goal is #1!”

“We’ll show everyone her talent!”

……

Seeing the excitement, the host continued, “Now, let’s take a group photo to officially conclude today’s event!”

……

After the group photo, the fan meet finally ended.

The fans left happily, each with their signed souvenirs and photos.

“Sister Yunxuan, I’ll tell my brother about this when I get home!” Zhao Yunfeng said before leaving. “You can’t be anyone else’s girlfriend, okay?”

Qin Lang never imagined that one day, a ten-year-old kid would be giving him love-life warnings!

And the worst part? He couldn’t even argue with him!

“Manager Lin, what’s going on here? Didn’t you say Zhao Yunfeng was the chairman’s only son? Where did this ‘brother’ come from? And that ‘lucky fan’ segment—”

Manager Lin sighed.

“Originally, I only picked him because of his status. I didn’t want to disappoint a child, but I never expected him to make that kind of request!”

“Still, I did some digging. Zhao Yunfeng is indeed the only son of Zhao Kongxi, the chairman of Nine Suns TV. The ‘brother’ he mentioned is probably his cousin, Zhao Yunkong.”

Qin Lang frowned. “Manager Lin, from the way you say it, this Zhao Yunkong seems… complicated?”

“You could say that.” Manager Lin hesitated. “Zhao Yunkong hasn’t left his house in two years.”

Two years?! Was he a shut-in NEET?

Seeing Qin Lang’s shock, Manager Lin added, “It’s a messy situation. I couldn’t get all the details, and… well, it’s the chairman’s family matter. Outsiders shouldn’t pry too much.”

Qin Lang nodded.

That made sense. High-profile figures valued their privacy—if every family issue became public gossip, how could anyone feel secure?

“Oh, by the way, Blue Lotus is already out. It’s getting great promotion across platforms, and the early reception is strong!”

“Really? That’s fantastic!”

Though Qin Lang had full confidence in Blue Lotus, this was still his debut song in this world. A strong start was the best outcome!

“You’re free for the rest of the day. Didn’t you say you were going to the tech expo with Mu Zhiyan? Consider it approved!”

Manager Lin expected Qin Lang to jump for joy.

Instead, he froze.

“Tech expo? What’s that? And who the heck is Mu Zhiyan?”

Looks like… there’s even more I need to figure out.

“Before you became a star, you were a huge tech geek!” Manager Lin said nostalgically. “I never expected you to have such a gift for music too.”

Qin Yunxuan was a tech geek?! That surprised Qin Lang.

“Uh… Manager Lin, is it really a good idea for me to go? What if I cause a scene?”

“Oh, you’re getting more considerate!” Manager Lin smiled approvingly.

“Don’t worry. Just disguise yourself. Most people at tech expos aren’t into celebrity gossip anyway. Even if someone recognizes you, it’s fine—Mu Zhiyan will be there.”

Qin Lang’s eye twitched.

That’s the problem! I don’t even know who Mu Zhiyan is!

A creeping sense of danger settled over him.

Qin Yunxuan, if you have any conscience at all, give me a hint! Otherwise, I’m going to drown in your social connections!

Qin Lang screamed internally.